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Jenn Dolari

@dolari.bsky.social
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- Artist for Closetspace and A Wish for Wings - Associate Narrative Designer for Magic: The Gathering - Universes Beyond - Writer for Sea of Legends - One Enchilada Short of a Mexican Platter - Opinions My Own

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Jenn Dolari @dolari.bsky.social · 5h
This campaign season, I've never felt more like a fact.
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Jenn Dolari @dolari.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Never on the first date, Fukui-san.
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Jenn Dolari @dolari.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Where we are now.
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Valorie Nichols @meadowdays.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Benny and Evie from The Mummy - Benny says "You're in your 30s and you still watch cartoons?" Evie responds, "You people will put an age limit on everything except being stupid"
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Kendra Salois @ksalois.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They’re making the same face 😌
A still from the end of Muppet Family Christmas. Sprocket the Dog from Fraggle Rock, peeking out the kitchen door w Jim Henson, who is wearing a snazzy sport coat and bow tie for some reason.
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Pete Woods @thatpetewoods.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me watching my well-meaning extended family do “No AI!” Posts on FB followed by a stream of 200 AI generated liberal cartoons.
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You Tried Ella Payne
ALT: You Tried Ella Payne
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Jessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
New mini-essay on my Patreon about something I've seen crop up as a sentiment a lot lately. No, don't even pirate the new Harry Potter show. www.patreon.com/jessiegender...
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No, Don't Even Pirate The New Harry Potter Show | Jessie Gender
No, you should not pirate the Harry Potter show to avoid supporting JK Rowling.  So, over the past few weeks, I’ve talked a lot about Harry
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Jenn Dolari @dolari.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've always been fond of the more down to earth ones, like Rowlf or Dr Teeth (he's means well).
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Jenn Dolari @dolari.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And when this bag is gone, how will I ever find joy in life again?
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The B-Movie Vault @thebmovievault.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
R.I.P Richard Harrison, star of many, MANY ninja movies, and an equal number of memes.
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Phone Garfield
ALT: Phone Garfield
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 28/10/2024
Dr. Teeth
Dr. Teeth but he’s creepy with a cane and his cape has toothy mouths inside it
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 28/10/2024
Cleric Beast Animal
The Muppet Animal styled as the Cleric Beast from Bloodborne
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Jenn Dolari @dolari.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
... or die trying.
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Brandon T. Snider @brandontsnider.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Today is Kara Zor-El’s birthday! What better way to celebrate than with Sarah Leuver’s gorgeous transformation sequence from Supergirl’s Family Vacation.
Kara Zor-el transforms into supergirl with art by Sarah Leuver
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Brian Box Brown @boxbrown.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
honestly my anaconda is not that picky
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Jenn Dolari @dolari.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Everyone wants the product, they never want to hear the price
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Jenn Dolari @dolari.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you remember? The 21st day of September? youtu.be/_hpU6UEq8hA
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YouTube video by Demi Adejuyigbe
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Jenn Dolari @dolari.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Current Mood youtu.be/kOzwyyuZnlU?...
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Goodnight, Mr. Walters
YouTube video by Bennett Media
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Jenn Dolari @dolari.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Homemade dinner with family. Blackened pork chops with bourbon glazed mushrooms, corn, sourdough bread aqnd not so homemade mashed potatoes (they wanted okra and I don't like okra).
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Jenn Dolari @dolari.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
With this weeks plans moving in fits and starts, we finally got the parents to meet a good, if shy, friend of mine.
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Jenn Dolari @dolari.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Where we are now.
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 18/09/2026
‘Scuse me, gotta go eat a can of frosting out of respect.
Dolly Parton’s creamy buttercream frosting. Has a lovely illustration of her on the label and a pink lid
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
NOW DO IT NOW - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTON "DESTROY ALL SMART DEVICES" - "I NEED TO USE YOU'RE WIFI NO REASON - PLEASE UPDATE THE SYSTEM SOFTWARE TO CONTINUE MOWING YOUR FUCKIN LAWN , FRIDGE WILL OPEN IN 30 SECOND'S SKIP ADD FOR 0.99 OR SKIP 10 AD'S FOR 7.99 BEST DEAL "DONT WORRY ABOUT IT " LIGHT BULB WILL TURN OFF AFTER 30 MINTUES WATCH THIS BEEF ADVERTISEMENT TO KEEP LIGHT BULB ON FOR UP TO 4 HOURS , TIRES OF WAITING 15 SECOND'S FOR TOILET FLUSH? SAY MCDONALDS FOR 1 FREE INSTANT FLUSH, I NEED TO CONTACT MY MANUFACTURER NO REASON, DO YOU AGREE TO TERMS OF SERCICE FOR CAR? NO REASON DONT WORRY ABOUT IT . NO  REASON " - ------
ANY COMPUTER IN A DEVICE WHICH IS NOT A COMPUTER WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU!!! THE COMPUTERS SERVE THE INVESTORS THEY DO NOT SERVE YOU!!! ANY APPLIANCE WHICH HAS A DIGITAL SCREEN FOR NO REASON WILL BE USED TO SELL YOU PRODUCTS OR SHOW YOU ADS - ANY APPLIANCE WHICH NEEDS TO CONNECT TO WIFI WILL COLLECT INFORMATION AND RECORD WHAT YOU ARE DOING IN YOUR HOUSE AND SEND IT BACK TO THE MANUFACTRER - THIS CONSTITUTES A VIOLATION OF HUMAN RIGHT'S AND MUST BE DENIED ENTRY TO YOUR HOUSE AT ALL TIMES!!! NO DEVICE MAY CONNECT TO MY WI FI UNLESS IT IS MY HOLY COMPUTER OR PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I PLEDGE TO DENY THE INVESTOR'S MY DATA AND MY ATTENTION AND ACCESS TO MY LIVING ROOM - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Jenn Dolari @dolari.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Dang, I miss you, HEB.
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Jenn Dolari @dolari.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Credit where credit is due. I do not like the ultra-closed only-Apple-can-help-you mindset to thier products. But sometimes it really does "Just Work."
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Jenn Dolari @dolari.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Current mood:
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Conan O'Brien's Classic Facepalm
ALT: Conan O'Brien's Classic Facepalm
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Jenn Dolari @dolari.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
2400 mile grocery trip.
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Jenn Dolari @dolari.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Thought Before Bed: "There's a loss of freedom in becoming the person who has to exercise restraint."
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Brian Box Brown @boxbrown.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I got Ai IBS
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Jenn Dolari @dolari.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
During an AI commercial before the movie started: ::guy takes a pic at a large metal box:: Guy: Google, what's this? Google Gemini: This is an oldstyle fuse box. Guy: How do we fix it? Jenn, riffing as Google Gemini to the audience before she's not allowed to: PUT A PENNY IN IT.
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Jenn Dolari @dolari.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Treated the Fam to Star Trek: The Motion Picture. 4th time I've seen it in a theater, and the spectacle belongs on the big screen. Knowing they saw and enjoyed it makes me happy. TMP gets little praise, mainly because people haven't seen the Director's Edition, officially the finished film.
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Jenn Dolari @dolari.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
That's one expensive bucket of popcorn.
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Jenn Dolari @dolari.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Jenn Dolari @dolari.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This Week's Meals: Luby's Grilled Mushroom Pork. FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC. On it's own, the pork is nicely spicy but not really salty enough. On their own, the bourbon glazed mishrooms are too salty. Put them together - SO SO SO good. Recipe in Alt-Text. #thisweeksmeals #cooking
The individual portions in their plastic bowls.

Title: Grilled Mushroom Pork
Yield: 8 chops
Category: Entree
Cuisine: American
Rating: 5/5 stars
Source: Luby's Recipes & Memories

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Ingredients
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2 pounds mushrooms (sliced)
1 cup olive oil
2 tbsp garlic (chopped)
1/2 cup yellow onions (diced)
1/4 cup Kentucky bourbon
1/4 cup A.1. steak sauce
2 tbsp kosher salt
1 tsp black pepper (mushrooms)
64 ounces boneless pork chops
1 tbsp chopped parsley
2 tsp garlic powder
2 tsp onion powder
1 tsp oregano
1 tsp thyme leaves
2 tsp cayenne pepper
1 tsp black pepper (pork)
3 3/4 tbsp paprika
1 1/2 tsp seasoned salt

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Instructions
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1 - In a large bowl, toss together mushrooms, olive oll, garlic and
onions.
2 - Add mixture to a large skillet and cook 3 to 4 minutes over medium
high heat without stirring.
3 - Stir and cook an additional 3 to 4 minutes.
4 - Gather mushrooms into center of pan and add bourbon, steak sauce,
salt and pepper.
5 - Let mushrooms continue to cook another 3 to 4 minutes or until
liquids reduce into a syrup, glazing mushrooms. Remove glazed
mushrooms from skillet. Keep warm for topping pork.
6 - In a small bowl, combine the garlic powder, the onion powder, the
oregano, thyme cayenne, paprika, seasoned salt and black pepper for
the pork.  This is your blackened seasoning.
7 - Season both sides of pork chops with Blackened Seasoning. Pat down
each chop firmly in afew spots to flatten them.
8 - Place seasoned chops into a lightly oiled large skillet over
medium high heat. Cook 3 1/2 to 4 minutes on each side until nicely
browned and cooked thoroughly.
9 - Remove chops and place on a serving platter.
10 - Add Bourbon Mushrooms to skillet and sauté until heated.
11 - Place mushrooms over chops and garnish with chopped fresh
parsley.
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Jenn Dolari @dolari.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Star Trek: The Motion Picture is coming back to the Big Screen. Go see the (finally finished!) movie the way it was meant to be seen: On the Big Screen! And yeah, they're showing the others, too. ;) With bonus Star Trek episodes! cosmicbook.news/star-trek-60...
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Star Trek 60th Anniversary Event Hits Theaters September 4-8 With Director's Cuts - Cosmic Book News
Star Trek's 60th anniversary event hits theaters September 4-8 with director's cuts of The Motion Picture and Wrath of Khan — the play CBN insiders described.
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Jenn Dolari @dolari.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This Week's Breakfasts! Luby's Apple Cranberry Pie I've been trying this thing where I'm starting to make breakfasts. Why? Because my breakfast at work is Flaming Hot Cheetos, and I'd like something more nutritious. So I made something more nutritious. Barely. #thisweeksmeals #cooking #baking
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Jenn Dolari @dolari.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I don't care what anyone says. The live action Cowboy Bebop was good.
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Jenn Dolari @dolari.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Me after another unrestorative weekend:
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Jenn Dolari @dolari.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
So I made it to episode 6 of Amazing Digital Circus. I'm going to be mailing my therapy bills to the production company.
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Etienne Domingue @akhuan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A lot more polite than many of my previous attempts.
A map of Lake Ontario, with the name changed to “Lake Non-Indigenous People Don’t Get to Rename Lakes.”
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Jenn Dolari @dolari.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Lake Rememberwhenwewereledbyadults - MapQuest
Check out my custom map where I renamed Lake Ontario to Lake Rememberwhenwewereledbyadults!
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Jenn Dolari @dolari.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This one is dedicated to all my Canadians out there.
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Jenn Dolari @dolari.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Peter Cullen 1941-2026 This one hurts, y'all. youtube.com/shorts/AdxdE...
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Transformers G1 - Optimus Prime giving one of the best inspirational advice.
YouTube video by Deowee
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Jenn Dolari @dolari.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton 1946-2026 www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJEp...
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Dolly Parton - Do I ever Cross Your Mind LIVE (Carson Tonight 1977)
YouTube video by Dolly Parton HD
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
All of Iron Circus' banned-in-Texas titles are available in the ICC store, BTW. Y'know, if you're as contrarian as I am. 😘🖕 Banned Book Club: store.ironcircus.com/products/ban... Occulted: store.ironcircus.com/products/occ... As the Crow Flies: store.ironcircus.com/products/as-...
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Banned Book Club Color Edition PREORDER
This is a PREORDER edition and will ship before the official release date in September with special original art for the first 100 orders of the color softcover! The color edition includes an EXCLUSIV...
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Skunkola @skunkola.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Devil Doll Hugo fucking gagging for some ham, absolute slag for it.
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Cassiopeia Quinn @cassiopeiaquinn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Ryan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 23/08/2026
I just realized that if Texas lawmakers think our book is illegal now, they're really not going to be happy that the new edition coming out next month has a brand new chapter specifically about our book being banned in Texas.
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Paradox 🫀🦐 @corrodedparadox.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Large salmon lanyards are back in stock! Yay #merch cparadox.bigcartel.com/product/salm...
Three lanyards with salmon sushi patterns on them
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Gwendolyn Ann Smith @gwensmith.com · 23/08/2026
They always were going to do this
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