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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Crimes Committed w Venus Pt2 Public Indecency Public Flogging Dine and Dash Assault on an Officer We were eating at a fancy river bar and snuck down to the edge to make out. Venus insisted on being spanked and running away to heighten the thrill. The assault I shall keep to myself for now. #poem
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Dear Idiots, Josh Hokit is a heel. When you fall for his schtick, he wins. #politics #michelleobama
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Crimes I Committed With Venus. Part 1. Greivouis Bodily Harm, Copywrite Infringement Violations of the Cottage Act (we stole a recipie from an old Betty Crocker cookbook and accidentally poisoned people with pickled artichoke hearts). #poem #poetry #writing for @poemakontsa.bsky.social
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Chembu🌺🧶♿ - Ko-Fi shop Updated. Checkout please! @chembarathi.northsky.social · 12/06/2026
I'm on the bathroom floor again, and breathing is hard, and eating's been hard, and sleeping, the world is a laden thing rolling around on my chest lately. Just being alive is heavy tonight, but we have enough dead friends. Come over. - LENA OLEANDERSON #Poetry 💙📚👀
We Have Enough Dead Friends

BY LENA OLEANDERSON

Come over. The doors are open, my flat's a mess and so is my heart but the doors are always open. Come over. I will make soup, probably from frozen but the important thing is we will both eat.

You don't have to be dying, but if you are, or you feel like you are, or if living's been hard, call me, and I will show up. It doesn't have to be that bad, it doesn't have to be bad at all, but if it is, please call.

Do you want me to do the groceries? Do you want me to mop the floors? Do you need to be held; you don't have to be dying to be held. If you want me to be there, I want to.

I'm on the bathroom floor again, and breathing is hard, and eating's been hard, and sleeping, the world is a laden thing rolling around on my chest lately. Just being alive is heavy tonight, but we have enough dead friends. Come over.
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I Read Skies Thru my Window w/a Spygĺass Venus so brilliant tonight my bedroom is alive Jupiter in the background watching patient eternal still needing to cross oceans of spacetime to meet his hothouse lover she of the cliche she of the way beyond the abandoned moon. #poem #poetry #writing
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Local superfans. That kid with the lush hair was really really really really really into powerbombs. While none of these guys will be on #aewcollision any time, show was a blast. I love #prowrestling
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
JDX, with Temu Triple H, rowdy up the local youts. We skipped #aewcollision to get outside on a lovely night for the local indy. #prowrestling #indy #summer
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
We were supposed to be recording poems but we went out to the pro wrestling instead. They are pretty much the same. Probably more grunting in poetry. #prowrestling #indies #poetry
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The Ache of Your Loss Nags Me Like a Phantom Limb. Pt. 3 Poem by Willa Cather, Watercolors by me. #art #artyear #poem #poetry #watercolor #painting #flowers
Orange roses and text
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The Ache of Your Loss Nags Me Like a Phantom Limb. Pt. 2 Poem by Willa Cather, Watercolors by me. #art #artyear #poem #poetry #watercolor #painting #flowers
Muted watercolor roses
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The Ache of Your Loss Nags at Me Like a Phantom Limb. Pt. 1 Poem by Willa Cather, Watercolors by me. #art #artyear #poem #poetry #watercolor #painting #flowers
Some roses painted ib muted colors
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Ima have to write a book about that match. #aaa #wrestling #prowrestling #lucha #luchalibre #elgrandeamericano #mascaracontramascara #wwe
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
PIMPI !!!!!! #aaa #lucha #wrestling #prowrestling #art #raw #AMEXICANISBORN #thisisOURCULTURE #motherfuckingpimpinellaescarlata
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Lucha. Bloody. Libre. The greatest thing on Earth. God bless both Americanos. That was high art. #aaa #lucha #wrestling #prowrestling #art #raw #AMEXICANISBORN #thisisOURCULTURE
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Shit. They've Learned Binary Code. If They Learn to Type With Those Tentacles, We Are Well Fucked. #art #surrealism #pencil #pastel #mixedmedia #code #thosebloodyjellyfishagain?
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Another Poem About Eating With Misha. Tal, devouring Time and space and life itself Thinks he's still hungry. #chess #haikuv #dailyhaiku #poem #poetry #writing #wip Photo on public domain. From my forthcoming book-
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
"I dont know why you are mean to me When i call on the telephone." rem #music #musicsky #sad #sunday
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I Put Words in Hikaru's Mouth, My Toddler Puts the Pawns in His. "I wont share my toys." "I captured that rook fairly." Maturity test. Drool on the endgame. "No fun in cheatinf to win. No glory either." #chess #hikaruhaikuhahaha #haikufeels share #haiku #poem #poetry From 64 Poems About...
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
"Angry Sounding and Artificial." Some cicadas spend seventeen years umderground Lovecraftian brood Emerging together like something from Arkham with high-pitched thunder. Kasparov heard them KGB listening bugs and he went insane. From 64 Poems About.... #haiku #dailyhaikuprompt #chess #poetry
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
At Dinner and at the Table. Both are winners but chess is a binary sport, we cannot share. #chess #haiku #haikufeels share #poetry #poem
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I am Weak in My Hero Worship In spirte of myself, I have to admire him: Nèimann plays like Tal. #chess #haiku #poem #poetry #skypoets #booksky From 64 Poems About Dead Grandmasters.
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
All the Things That Make Games Life. Hikaru teaches: chess is not black and white, its color, motion, joy. He knows we all lose but can still go home to play Geometry Dash! #chess #haiku #gaming #haikufeels know #poem #poetry #hikaruhaikuhahaha
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Endgame Capiltalist Hegemony Will Not Stand, Man. "Spoiled prodigy. I know I can crush Fischer; stop hiding, Bobby!" From my upcoming book 64 Poems About Dead Grandmasters. #chess #dailyhaiku #haikufeels know #poem #poetry #haiku #skypoets
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Future Champions Are Not Always Acne-Scarred as Teens. Impulsive, haunted, Karpov was a handsome boy, black eyes grey suits. From the forthcoming book 64 Poems About Dead Grandmasters. #poem #poetry #booksky #wip #haiku #dailyhaiku #skypoets #chess
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The Dog of Heaven is very popular with Only Whores today.
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
100,000 spineless liberals at the #fuckice protests. Not one brought soup or blankets to our house when my immigrant family was hungry and cold and too scared to go out. #Minnesota Nice indeed! #minneapolis #ice #protest #georgefloyd #politics
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
"Honey, put my Birkenstocks away and get my Nikes. If im gonna #fightracism at the protest today Im gonna need good arch support!" "We could walk by apt #39 on our way to ending oppression. They too scared to go out, being brown and all." "We dont have time." #protest #minneapolis #georgefloyd
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
"Gotta get out fight racism!" "You dont have to go out to do that. I'm in apt #39. Apt #42 harasses us all the time." "Uh. Is #Springsteen gonna be there?" "I can play Born to Run." "Uhh. Can i post about it on my socials?" "Sure, but we are ugly and not photogenic." "Take to the streets!" #protest
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
You fucking donkeys are gonna go outband protest WITH strangers, FOR strangers. People you live next to, love and know will starve alone, inside, scared and cold because you think social media is "community" and you are an "ally." People like my immigrant family. But hell Minnesota, enjoy the heat.
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Go to the Floyd protests but ignore the people next to you that are suffering. Go out and protest and make sure people SEE that you are doing it, then post it on Bluesky. Performative outrage os the only rage you have. But you can feel good about youself, if only for today. Its the #minneapolis way
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I like it when @blukewilson.bsky.social likes my ridiculous little dollhouse poems. #poetry #haiku #righteousfuckersonbluesky
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
No Peace, Even at Dinner. or You Could Still Light Up in Cafes Back Then. Croutons for pieces. I slurp lobster bisque. Tal smokes. Checkmate by dessert. From 64 Poems About Dead Grandmasters. #chess #haiku #writing #selfpublished #wip #poem #poetry #skypoets
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Chess and Haiku Are Sorta Similar. Openings and lines I'm in love with symmetry Syllables and space. From my forthcoming book 64 Poems About Dead Grandmasters. #haiku #skypoets #chess #poetry #poemoftheday #dailyhaiku #poem #writing #skywriters
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
How I Was When I Learned the Game. In love with Russia and the bodies of strangers, pawns on the subway. From my upcoming book '64 Poems About Dead Grandmasters.' #haiku #poem #poetry #booksky #selfpublished #chess #skypoets #russia #imustbeoneofputinspropagandabots
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Books, Covers, Judgements, etc etc etc Tal's hair was steel wool Fragile body betrayed that His will was iron. From '64 Poems About Dead Grandmasters.' #haiku #poem #haikufeels betray #dailyhaiku #chess #poemoftheday #booksky #selfpublished Photo in the public domain.
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Hubris is a Thrill of Mine or A Study in Repetition. I'm amazed today. I am not afraid to say I admire Hans. From '64 Poems About Dead Grandmasters.' #poem #booksky #haiku #wip #skypoets #chess #dailyhaiku #poemoftheday #selfpublished
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I Stole That Bouquet From a Protest Site to Save it From the Cold. In the Days of Ice We mourn our winter dead in jugs of lemonade. #haiku #poem #poetry #protest #minnesota #minneapolis #ididntstealshitpleasedontdeportme
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Only Eight Days Left, Though, Before We Can Bloom Like This. His shoes on the porch, Baby's Breath at sunrise. Gone to school. I'm sad. #photography #flowerphotography #flowers #spring #haiku #dailyhaiku #poem #poemoftheday #naturephotography
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Across From Tal I Could Barely See the Board. A communist pack: I was in awe of his smoke, dense velvet mist. From '64 Poems About Dead Grandmasters.' #chess #poem #poetry #haiku #poemoftheday #dailyhaiku #wip #bookskt
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I Cannot Help the Cruelty of my Subconscious. Prepaing for Tal sleep came to me in spasms, I dreamt of lobster. From "64 Poems About Dead Grandmasters." #haiku #chess #poetry #poem #dailyhaiku #skypoets #wip #booksky
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Mikhail Tal Asks Existential Questions at Age 11 Chess is a portal. "What hope is there, for a Jew?" Study, lad, escape! From "64 Poems About Dead Grandmasters." #haiku #poem #poetry #dailyhaiku #skypoets #booksky #chess #poetsofbluesky
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I've Always Admired Circus Folk. Fresh out of his bed, Neimann's hair looked like Bozo's but he was no clown. From "64 Poems About D3ad Grandmasters." #poem #poetry #haiku #chess #dailyhaiku #skypoets
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Somewhere in France While Coronavirus Evolved. 'Unworthy' ascends. Magnus glares across the board. "I'll measure this man." From "64 Poems About Dead Grandmasters." #book #wip #haikufeels measure #poem #poetry #chess #skypoets #skywriters
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Our Expectations Were Unfair. What boy could bear the weight of the whole free world and still move his pawns? From "64 Poems About Dead Grandmasters." #haiku #chess #poem #poetry
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Latvia Could Not Contain His Creative Fury. With his eyes ablaze, Tal, a ferocious cripple, stormed out of Riga. From "64 Poems About Dead Grandmasters." #haiku #chess #poem #poetry
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
He was a Horse's Ass, Too. Hungry for glory Fischer ate the whole world With his horse's mouth. From "64 Poems About Dead Grandmasters." #haiku #dailyhaiku #poem #poetry #book #chess
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Red Clouds in the Mourning, Minneapolis? A Warning... #art #protest #resist #collage #minneapolis #skyart #red #blue #ice #painting #mixedmedia #midwestkin #ourcocktailsaremixedbyMolotov
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
...because we are somewhat lonely for someone... The Lad did a much cleaner reading but i like how he stumbles here and still recovers. #poemsaloud #poetry #poem #reading youtu.be/KvqewWH6OaA?...
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"A Song" by J. Brodsky. Read by K. David. Heartbreaking and lovely.
YouTube video by wildcarnivalmedia
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Things I Learned From J.J. Audubon. Raven quoted lies, Magpie at dusk stole popcorn Crow? Flying terror. A haiku for @chrisandprose.bsky.social #poetry #haiku #poem #poemoftheday #dailyhaiku #writing
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The Dog of Heaven @dogofheaven.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Is He Tàlking to His Country or His Wife? Persuade me not to burn up all my flags and leave your sexless nation. #haiku #haikufeels persuade #poem #micropoetry #poetrycommunity #skypoets #dailyhaiku
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