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Ana

@dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social
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Dodger fan. Fan of sketch comedy. Big fan of anything that makes me giggle snort. I hate coconut and Nazi’s. Gen Fucking X. Twitter is a hellscape. This place I’m sure is next, but until then… Go watch The Dark Web, you assholes.

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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Mark Cuban Takes Notes on Shark Tank
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fell down the stairs at home last night, AFTER I completed my first 5k at Dodger Stadium, where I finished and DIDN'T hurt myself. Broke 2 toes. Classic Ana.
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Liz Lemon (Tina Fey): I Might Be An Idiot
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh, hi! I’m 🎶 still a piece of garbage 🎶
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Alexis Rose's Boop Moment
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Sylvester the Cat: Saint Sylvester with a Halo
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Charles Boyle: I Promise I'll Be Professional
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean, all you have to do is ask.
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Moira Rose: I'm Standing Right Here
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
😭
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Rita Hayworth Hair Flip
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Oh Stop It Oh You
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My eyeliner and makeup are fucking ON POINT today. Love that I basically do this for Dodger because I work from home like a good little agoraphobic servant of corporate America. 💅🏻🐶 He doesn’t even appreciate the blend.
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I would totally come up to you for help with zipping my coat!
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
It doesn't suck!
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Oh, seeing as she's one of my best friends, YES.
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Pool Party Time: Champagne Celebration
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Me: "I'm thinking I might be ready to start talking about the remodel for the backyard. I'd like to put a pool in. Could my portfoli-" My Financial Advisor: *nodding* "Are you thinking this year? Next year? You could do it now, if you wanted to. We're here for a good time, not a long time." Me:
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Considering It Community
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I would have gone to jail that day.
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Remember me fondly, Christopher.
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Jake Gyllenhaal Waves and Walks Away
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
🥵 🪭
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Believe Motivation
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Finished my CE's for my ALL my licenses in 3 hours.
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Elle Woods: What, like it's hard?
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Moira Rose: I Will Not Engage (Schitt's Creek)
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I have a "type"?? I do not have a type!!! I...I...
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Alexis Rose: I'm Literally Stunned
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I've never found him attractive.
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Sheldon Cooper's 'Meh' Reaction
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Madison Anderson Reacts on La Resistencia: Diego Soldano
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Excuse you, I was not expecting this Zoom call to contain an accountant I actually find attractive!?!?!
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WHAT A TWIST! M. Night Shyamalan Meme
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This is where it pays to be an only child. I only have to deal with my horrible self!
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Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey) Funny Mocking Faces
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Every morning I ask my dog if he’s done cooking. If he gets up, yay. He’s fully baked. If he just grumbles, I wrap him tightly in the blankets like a burrito, turn an imaginary oven dial, & tell him he needs another 10 minutes. This is a completely normal conversation we have every day.
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
BUT WHAT DID YOU NAME THEN, CHRISTOPHER?
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
My dishwasher texts me when it changes cycles and when the dishes are dried and ready to be put away. I named him Dishy.
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Kip Says Yes I Love Technology
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
🤣🤣
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I clean up ok! 👌🏼
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Grief really looked at today’s schedule and said, “let’s cry over an email typo.” Could’ve waited for the weekend, but okay.
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Sad Eyes
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
You guys. What if lightning strikes him on Sunday and THAT’S how he goes out.
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Dramatic Lightning Bolt in Stormy Sky
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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Poor Fox Begging with Mug
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Nobody does, Christopher!!!!
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Alicia Keys Sings 'No One'
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Why would you EVER make THIS the title of your email? "Chart Pack and ETF Flows: Kicking off a new market regime?"
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Joe Biden's Intense Debate Moment
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
You know, I've been better, babe. I've been better.
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Like, at this point, don't we all have gum disease?
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Nightmare Before “Chris”tmas @justokonline.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I’m so grateful to @juliedicaro.bsky.social for sharing her expertise as a former attorney for domestic violence survivors. Domestic violence has to be a red line. We cannot achieve any kind of just society while also supporting domestic abusers.
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
~ writes sonnets about your mussed hair ~
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The Office: Woman Holding 'HOT' Sign
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I’m never taking advice from @robhuebel.bsky.social again. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BOB!!!!! 🎂 🎉 🎁
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Dodger’s cold wet nose and scruffy snout sniffs heal meeeeeeeeeee 🐾 heart ❤️
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Oh, I'm having a super shitty day, how about you babe?
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Cry Cry Girl
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I have zero hope that Los Angeles will NOT elect that mole rat looking reality reject mother fucker Spencer Pratt, as it's mayor today.
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Little Girl on Slide Says 'I'm Done'
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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Shrek's Iconic Smirk Meme
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Ruh roh. Woke up back on my bullshit. Might make someone cry, might cry myself. The day is young.
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Harley Quinn (Margot Robbie) Smiling
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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Long Duck Dong: WASSA HAPPENIN' HOT STUFF?
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Happy Friday, jerks.
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Didn't I already reply to thi-.... ~ shrugs ~ The people, Paul! It's for the people!
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Biff Tannen's Deja Vu: Familiar Feeling in Back to the Future
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