Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 11hLot of clapping Karen’s in the back It would be great if the internet could out them Clapping for this reprehensible shit needs to have consequences 000
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 12hIf some laxatives happen to fall into the lemonade so be itstatic.klipy.comMeditationALT: Meditation 000
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 12hEveryone should film themselves dropping off their votes this time I think There is going to be stupid fuckery flung around for the remainder of 2026 2027 may depend on everyone bringing their receipts 110
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 18hThis one won’t last long I give it 2 and a half Scarmuccisstatic.klipy.comAnthony Scaramucci at The White House on Fox NewsALT: Anthony Scaramucci at The White House on Fox News 000
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 18hI mean this with ZERO sarcasm She looks better this way I think sprit Halloweens “we’ll make everything sexy” propaganda is working on me dammit 000
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 18hPutin and his Cock Holster sound worried if you ask me If Ukraine needs some old school gamers to pilot some drones give me a callstatic.klipy.comSad Pablo LonelyALT: Sad Pablo Lonely 010
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 19hOne day I’m gonna snap and give in to the urge to grab Trump voters by the noggin and make them witness the horrors they put upon the world Next pandemic, new rule is let the bigots die off the way nature intendedstatic.klipy.comLook At It!!ALT: Look At It!! 000
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I’ve always had issues with republicans (family) so I feel like I’ve always had a crazy SUPER low opinion of them I realize everyday I wasn’t even close to the truth of it and we still haven’t even seen the Epstein files yet 000
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 10/10/2026static.klipy.comPatrick Star: I'm Rooting For You!ALT: Patrick Star: I'm Rooting For You! 010
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The Republican Party in its final form It’s sad people don’t remember how much The Tea Party got this ball really rolling before MAGA highjacked it Lets be sure to give them due credit in the history books 030
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 09/10/2026That name feels perfect I am very happy for Meatball I am envious of his human though 000
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I fully admit to having a large bias against blonde white women these days That said she definitely brags about yelling at food staff, customer service, and retail employees 010
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The One Ring Special?static.klipy.comClerks 2: One Ring To Rule Them All (Onion Ring)ALT: Clerks 2: One Ring To Rule Them All (Onion Ring) 010
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 09/10/2026static.klipy.comIts True All Of ItALT: Its True All Of It 000
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 09/10/2026static.klipy.comLea Thompson: Promises, PromisesALT: Lea Thompson: Promises, Promises 010
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Of course he’s not watching That’s date night with the Loveseat of his lifestatic.klipy.comJD Vance Walks Towards Couch on Red BackgroundALT: JD Vance Walks Towards Couch on Red Background 000
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“Thank you for your service” “What is a phrase you won’t hear anymore Alec?”static.klipy.comAlex Trebek PointingALT: Alex Trebek Pointing 020
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Nope nope nope nope This isn’t plastic surgery this is a malformed Pod Person They took this one out of the baking pod too soon or too latestatic.klipy.comDonald Sutherland in Body SnatchersALT: Donald Sutherland in Body Snatchers 000
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 09/10/2026You’re just jealous because they didn’t invite you and your musket We wouldn’t be HERE if it wasn’t for people like Walsh 000
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Everyone busy adoring Gav should know His own State employees voted YES to strike yesterday because he’s won’t negotiate fair contracts (or negotiate at all actually) The same people that saved his recalled ass a few years ago That’s who he is 000
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 09/10/2026One day the line is gonna be Ambush instead of Abolish Just wait a couple months 000
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Do fans of the show Home Improvement nextstatic.klipy.comTim Allen's Iconic Grunt from Home ImprovementALT: Tim Allen's Iconic Grunt from Home Improvement 010
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Sure the guy that demands you keep working next to a dead employee definitely has our best interests in mind NOW will all of you giving this prick money please?! Cancel and delete Amazon 000
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I didn’t have my glasses on on and read that wayyy differentlystatic.klipy.comSmiling Woman in Leopard Print TopALT: Smiling Woman in Leopard Print Top 000
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Sponsored by all the betting sites and McDonald’s 000
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Someone should give him a thumbs up He’ll give one back automatically itll be greatstatic.klipy.comJar Jar Binks from Star WarsALT: Jar Jar Binks from Star Wars 000
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Plan a practice funeral and have a wake with your friends it’ll be fun Let’s make sure we get it right when the day arrives 000
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 08/10/2026He’s just going to keep ramping up the goofy bs until nov so it’s not Iran or kiddie rape After that will be the (insert dumbass maga stolen election slogan here) 010
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I can’t see the planes though “You wouldn’t want people thinking our planes are low on testosterone would you Pete? Let’s get you closer to the runway over here Yeah just go about 15 feet that way, you know just walk backwards and I’ll let you know where to stop buddy” 000
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 08/10/2026“The stars at night are big and bright…”static.klipy.comPee Wee Herman Eye RollALT: Pee Wee Herman Eye Roll 000
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 08/10/2026We are in a timeline where’s possible to get a doctors note to this I suppose Just gotta be like “I don’t see a giraffe” Then it’s whammy time 020
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Am I the only one who’s just surprised he’s not calling Trump Intelligence? Which would also be an issue for this guystatic.klipy.comOhh See ReactionALT: Ohh See Reaction 010
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This is the most honest thing I’ve seen on the internet in awhile 030
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It’s 8am and I already want to punch out old white guys and then rip out their catheters Im just old white guy whos tired of other old white guys 1180
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It’s like I hate to be bigoted But I ain’t met an Orange American that was worth a damn Blue Americans on the other hand are mostly decent folk And flexiblestatic.klipy.comBlue Myself - Arrested DevelopmentALT: Blue Myself - Arrested Development 010
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Using my decoder ring: “I’m gonna say crazier shit everyday so nobody’s talking about how I Donald J Trump super enjoys raping anything I can push my tiny cock into, and yes that includes Ted Cruz’s mouth vagina” 000
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 07/10/2026We can hope so Just careful who you meet and greet around the pentagon at the moment 110
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 07/10/2026He’s right “You win Donnie, I’m putting out your prize right meow just swing by and pick it up” 000
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Joy is an elusive element in this timeline Im glad this kid found some that’s amazing 020
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It’s so easy to see how the incel crowd latched on this crap sack He speaks underwhelming dick energy fluently 000
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I voted for a Republican once It was just a small town local election and the Dem candidate was my neighbor and a total sack of crap He moved after the loss and the Republican died two years later, next gal was a Dem I feel like that one worked out pretty well 010
