DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 28/10/2025At $1000, I'll fly to space on Jeff Bezos's Blue Origin and take Beyond Meatballs to space! #BYND 180
DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 20/10/2025To have this so called super encryption on X Chat, you need to set it up by entering a 4 digit pass code. #NuffSaid #X 030
DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 18/10/2025"Driving about 5 mph in a Publix plaza parking lot and I hear a loud crack. And this is what I came out to. Didn't hit a curb or anything. Had this for 6 weeks." #TSLA #TSLAQ 6221
DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Cutting your foreskin causes autism, says the man with a brain half-eaten by a worm and lifetime drug abuse, who also enjoys the occasional dip in e. coli infested puddles #MAGA #MAHA 010
DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Putin is desperate and shitting his pants 💩🤡 I bet he's been phoning Trump and the axes of evil non-stop 😂 Like Mussolini, Trump and Orban are also switching sides because bullies and autocrats always side with the winners & never hesitate to backstab anyone 010
DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Alex Jones, the greatest conspiracy theorist ever, has finally been proven right! Adolf Hitler did indeed escape to Argentina and is still alive, recently photographed below. 040
DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 23/09/2025The apple doesn't fall far from the tree! Errol Musk 🤢🤮 #ElonMusk #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles #TSLA #TSLAQ www.nytimes.com/2025/09/23/w... 160
DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 18/09/2025#Musked Datacenters will also make this worse. People are already paying twice or thrice the usual rate for electricity as utility companies subsidize datacenters while passing the bill to household consumers! #AI 020
DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 14/09/2025you were an aircraft electrical / environmental systems specialist for 30 years and still don't know that exhaust fumes are toxic?! 120
DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 06/09/2025A radioactive drug cartel member removing the letters DEFENSE to be later replaced with WAR #DoD #DoW #MAGA 020
DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 05/09/2025If you invested $250K 8 years ago in the S&P500, today you'd have $900K This fool is SAD to cancel his order after 8 years! 😂 #TSLA #TSLAQ 140
DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 03/09/2025India population: 1.45 billion % of population that can afford a Tesla: <1% % of population ordering a Tesla: 0.00005% 😂 #TSLA #TSLAQ 130
DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 03/09/2025The biggest fraudster in human history has now stated that 80% of Tesla's value (a one car company) is in Optimus (a robot that can serve popcorn while being operated remotely). This is after repeatedly saying that Tesla's value is in FSD (now worth $0). #TSLA #TSLAQ 020
DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Elon will have to once again re-write and re-educate #Grok 😂🍿 030
DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 11/08/2025According to @groktr.bsky.social this person is and is not Linda Sarsour posing with a Nazi Swastika. #AGI soon, they said. Now we have misinformation AI slop from LLMs too! 😂 020
DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Looks selling overpriced moldable plastic footwear that can be cheaply manufactured anywhere in the world for cents on the dollars is not a good business model. but... but.. the furus said it's trading at 6 FWD PE! 😂 #CROX #Crocs 010
DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 27/07/2025everything he does is a fraud Do you remember Elon Musk vs Lex Fridman "training" jiujitsu in jeans? 010
DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 25/07/2025The current Tesla pump is that it will reach $20T MC. This video is Unitree's humanoid robot costing 5x less. #TSLA #TSLAQ 120
DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 25/07/2025what Tesla promises vs what it delivers 😂 #TSLA #TSLAQ 121
DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Everyone's partnering and/or scaling robotaxis meanwhile Tesla can't even operate L2 supervised taxis in a penis-shaped geofenced location 😂 #TSLA #TSLAQ 0132
DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 11/07/2025Tesla Cybertruck after colliding with a neutrino! #TSLA #TSLAQ 250
DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Dan Ives was on Bloomberg TV saying the Tesla board has to take action as Elon Musk is diving deeper into politics and forming the America Party. Elon Musk is hated by the left, the right, independents, democracies outside the US and now even furus 😂 #TSLA #TSLAQ #ElonQ 2103
DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 21/06/2025What is it with Elon Musk and re-writing software from scratch? He said it for Twitter, did it several times with Tesla and now with Grok 😂 #TSLA #TSLAQ Oh... and he wants to rewrite history and replace facts with alternative facts 🤡 080
DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 21/06/2025No one has yet mentioned ONE real use case for quantum computing apart from "we will get there in the future". #IBMs names of their expected milestones are so fitting but "Loony" & "Coo-Coo" would be more fitting. #QUBT #RGTI #QBTS #IONQ 010
DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Was Marco Rubio ordered to fake stumbling as he boards Air Force One so that Trump can blame the stairs? 🤷 #MAGA 140
DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Intentionally shooting at a journalist! Maybe he thought the microphone was a German stick hand grenade #ICE #MAGA #LA 021
DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Fighting with every ally, siding with fascists & dictators, destroying the economy, forming a Nazi Stormtroopers units, arresting civilians without any due process, banning the free press, Elon Musk vs Trump war... and now starts the riots As predicted, so it begins! #MAGA 020
DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 07/06/2025When Elon Musk won the US election, it was rather stupid & useless to short $TSLA. Now that, as predicted, Elon has fought with every member he encountered in the White House & battling it out in the open, it's insane to go long $TSLA, the biggest meme stock out there. #TSLAQ #TSLA #ElonIsFucked 010
DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 01/06/2025One of the greatest military operations in recent history! #spiderweb 010
DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Nazi Stormtroopers at it again! #ICE #MAGA #NAZI Newark Mayor Ras Baraka was just taken into custody while protesting outside the Delaney Hall ICE detention center 020
DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Biggest achievements of the Trump administration #MAGA #winning 020
DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Which one would you rather have? A Cyberturd (left) or a potato in aluminium foil (right)? #Tesla #TSLA #TSLAQ 020
DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 05/05/2025#MSTR has been averaging UP on something that can go down 50% on a rumor 😂 #HFSP on the next down cycle #BTC 020
DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 26/04/2025I'll end that war between those 2 countries in 24 hours! It won't even take that long! There are things you can say to each one of them which I won't reveal now which will guarantee that this war will end immediately. Nice jokes, Rump! #Russa #Ukraine #MAGA 030
DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Trump pardons Jan 6th terrorists and illegally arrests judges #MAGA #NAZI #FASCISTS 020
DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Another illegal search and seizure by the FBI #ICEAgents #MAGA #FreedomOfSpeech 020
DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Pete Hegseth does not wash his hands "Germs are not a real thing - I can't see them, therefore they're not real" 🤡🤮 020
DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Trump's Stormtroopers doing #Nazi shit #ICE #ICEagents #MAGA 052
DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 16/04/2025ICE agents smashing the window of Juan Francisco Mendez, 29, an immigrant with no criminal record. When asked if they had a warrant to search the vehicle, the agents stayed silent. They took him to an unknown location. #MAGA #ICE #NAZI 110
