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DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Peak of humanity in 2025 1+1=2
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DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
At $1000, I'll fly to space on Jeff Bezos's Blue Origin and take Beyond Meatballs to space! #BYND
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DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
1/ Many politicians believe that any problem can be solved simply by throwing money at it — including the issue of low fertility. However, this approach has already been tried and has failed in several countries.
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DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
To have this so called super encryption on X Chat, you need to set it up by entering a 4 digit pass code. #NuffSaid #X
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DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I just turned 18 and I've already became a millionaire after attending all the protests funded by Soros. #NoKings #MAGA
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DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
"Driving about 5 mph in a Publix plaza parking lot and I hear a loud crack. And this is what I came out to. Didn't hit a curb or anything. Had this for 6 weeks." #TSLA #TSLAQ
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DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
#AI #OpenAI
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DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Cutting your foreskin causes autism, says the man with a brain half-eaten by a worm and lifetime drug abuse, who also enjoys the occasional dip in e. coli infested puddles #MAGA #MAHA
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DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Putin is desperate and shitting his pants 💩🤡 I bet he's been phoning Trump and the axes of evil non-stop 😂 Like Mussolini, Trump and Orban are also switching sides because bullies and autocrats always side with the winners & never hesitate to backstab anyone
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DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Alex Jones, the greatest conspiracy theorist ever, has finally been proven right! Adolf Hitler did indeed escape to Argentina and is still alive, recently photographed below.
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CBS News | Breaking news, top stories & today's latest headlines @cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy · 26/09/2025
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$1.5 billion settlement approved over AI company's alleged use of pirated books
The settlement will pay authors and publishers about $3,000 for each of the approximately 465,000 books covered by the agreement.
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DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree! Errol Musk 🤢🤮 #ElonMusk #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles #TSLA #TSLAQ www.nytimes.com/2025/09/23/w...
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DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Argentina: Before and After
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DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
#MAGA so much #winning you'll be working until the day you die... but no tax on tips 😂 www.foxbusiness.com/media/trump-...
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Trump administration considers raising retirement age as Social Security faces insolvency
"Everything's being considered" when it comes to solutions for avoiding Social Security insolvency in less than a decade's time, U.S. Social Security Administration's commissioner says.
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DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
#MAGA so much #winning you'll be working until the day you die... but no tax on tips 😂 www.livenowfox.com/news/social-...
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Social Security retirement age could jump as White House considers options
The Social Security Administration commissioner said “everything is being considered" when asked during an interview about raising the retirement age.
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DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
#Musked Datacenters will also make this worse. People are already paying twice or thrice the usual rate for electricity as utility companies subsidize datacenters while passing the bill to household consumers! #AI
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DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Cancel culture is now acceptable. How dare you use your freedom of speech?! (no, I didn't like his show)
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DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I thought Palantir #PLTR could tell us what the shooter had for breakfast, otherwise why is it trading at x550 PE?! This is embarrassing. The DEI FBI Director can't continue working from home and going on podcasts
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DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
wow, how nice! He's literally saying that he hopes those attacks were targeted at Ukrainians, as if they're lesser human beings whose innocent deaths can be tolerated!
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DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Another 19 drones.... another a tiny, tiny accident. A small miscalculation. The wind must have carried them 40 km into Poland.
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a man in a chef 's hat with the words not great not terrible above him
ALT: a man in a chef 's hat with the words not great not terrible above him
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DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
A radioactive drug cartel member removing the letters DEFENSE to be later replaced with WAR #DoD #DoW #MAGA
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DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
It has shifted from we'll release all the files > the files don't exist > it's a hoax > we released all the files > it's a democratic conspiracy > Trump was an FBI informant 😂🤣 #ReleaseEpsteinFiles
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DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
If you invested $250K 8 years ago in the S&P500, today you'd have $900K This fool is SAD to cancel his order after 8 years! 😂 #TSLA #TSLAQ
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DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
India population: 1.45 billion % of population that can afford a Tesla: <1% % of population ordering a Tesla: 0.00005% 😂 #TSLA #TSLAQ
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DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
The biggest fraudster in human history has now stated that 80% of Tesla's value (a one car company) is in Optimus (a robot that can serve popcorn while being operated remotely). This is after repeatedly saying that Tesla's value is in FSD (now worth $0). #TSLA #TSLAQ
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DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Tesla claims another innocent victim 🤬 #TSLA #TSLAQ
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DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Elon will have to once again re-write and re-educate #Grok 😂🍿
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DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
According to @groktr.bsky.social this person is and is not Linda Sarsour posing with a Nazi Swastika. #AGI soon, they said. Now we have misinformation AI slop from LLMs too! 😂
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DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Trump just declared a war on slums. In my opinion, no one likes slums or homeless people but the fact that they exist is because society has failed them, in one way or another. #MAGA #slums
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DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Looks selling overpriced moldable plastic footwear that can be cheaply manufactured anywhere in the world for cents on the dollars is not a good business model. but... but.. the furus said it's trading at 6 FWD PE! 😂 #CROX #Crocs
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DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Tesla is disbanding its Dojo supercomputer team and its leader will depart the company. 😂🤣😂🤣 #TSLA #TSLAQ #Fraud www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
bloomberg.com
Tesla Disbands Dojo Supercomputer Team in Blow to AI Effort
Tesla Inc. is disbanding its Dojo supercomputer team and its leader will depart the company, according to people familiar with the matter, upending the automaker’s effort to develop in-house chips for...
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DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I don't understand why several big pharma company CEOs are reassuring the US government, the media & investors that they're not dependent on China when ~90% of global pharmaceutical APIs come from China & India! #PFE #TEVA
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DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
🚨 Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy will announce expedited plans this week to build a nuclear reactor on the moon. LET'S TRY BUILDING THE ROCKET FIRST! 😂 #SpaceX #RKLB #BlueOrigin www.politico.com/news/2025/08...
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Duffy to announce nuclear reactor on the moon
This is the first major agency effort by the interim NASA administrator, who is also the Transportation secretary and a former Fox News host.
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DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Schrödinger Epstein files
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DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
The current Tesla pump is that it will reach $20T MC. This video is Unitree's humanoid robot costing 5x less. #TSLA #TSLAQ
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DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
what Tesla promises vs what it delivers 😂 #TSLA #TSLAQ
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DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Everyone's partnering and/or scaling robotaxis meanwhile Tesla can't even operate L2 supervised taxis in a penis-shaped geofenced location 😂 #TSLA #TSLAQ
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DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Tesla Cybertruck after colliding with a neutrino! #TSLA #TSLAQ
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DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Liberation Day version 5.054572abc Patch notes: ▪️ MALAYSIA: Starting August 1, US to charge 25% tariff ▪️ SOUTH AFRICA: Starting August 1, US to charge 30% tariff ▪️ LAOS: Starting August 1, US to charge 40% TARIFF ▪️ KAZAKHSTAN: Starting August 1, US to charge 25% tariff
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DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Dan Ives was on Bloomberg TV saying the Tesla board has to take action as Elon Musk is diving deeper into politics and forming the America Party. Elon Musk is hated by the left, the right, independents, democracies outside the US and now even furus 😂 #TSLA #TSLAQ #ElonQ
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DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
What is it with Elon Musk and re-writing software from scratch? He said it for Twitter, did it several times with Tesla and now with Grok 😂 #TSLA #TSLAQ Oh... and he wants to rewrite history and replace facts with alternative facts 🤡
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DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
No one has yet mentioned ONE real use case for quantum computing apart from "we will get there in the future". #IBMs names of their expected milestones are so fitting but "Loony" & "Coo-Coo" would be more fitting. #QUBT #RGTI #QBTS #IONQ
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DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
interesting 🤔 #MAGA #Trump
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 09/06/2025
Four LAPD officers on horseback surround a man laying on the ground, trample him, and beat him with their polycarbonate "saber" batons.
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Robert Saint Lawrence @robertsaintlawrence.bandcamp.com · 09/06/2025
LAPD when they think no one’s looking
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DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Was Marco Rubio ordered to fake stumbling as he boards Air Force One so that Trump can blame the stairs? 🤷 #MAGA
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DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Intentionally shooting at a journalist! Maybe he thought the microphone was a German stick hand grenade #ICE #MAGA #LA
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 09/06/2025
Watch the slow motion: it appears to me that the officers discuss the photographer and reporter before the one on the end fires on them (it looks to me like he's aiming at the camera, not the reporter, but you decide)
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”
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DrGuru @doctorguru.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Fighting with every ally, siding with fascists & dictators, destroying the economy, forming a Nazi Stormtroopers units, arresting civilians without any due process, banning the free press, Elon Musk vs Trump war... and now starts the riots As predicted, so it begins! #MAGA
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