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Doctor Pickles

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I'm a doctor and a pickle. Maybe not a doctor. Maybe not a pickle.

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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't like to ask for much, but if anyone can help I'd deeply appreciate it. gofund.me/64f41368f
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Donate to Standing with Archer Through His Care, organized by Josiah Gould
I am setting this up to help my son, Archer. He was recently hospitalized for an … Josiah Gould needs your support for Standing with Archer Through His Care
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Today was the first day, after nearly a year, of me getting out on my own. My e-bike is wonderful for getting around town. I got a cheeseburger.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Getting my Ebike fixed finally. It’s going to be nice to be able to get around again.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Those days when the highway patrol lets you go because you just got chemo… Blessings 😌
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I’m just going to say I hate my ostomy. I know people live with them fine but mine never heals. It always hurts and I can’t get the smell out of my head. Fiancé is always looking up new things to try but nothing works so far.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I’m just gonna watch Sealab 2021 today and there’s nothing anyone can do about it.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Jesus, it’s 107 degrees outside and my neighbor is mowing.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Hah! I literally live in a little house on (the) prairie. Good to have our own finally.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I am now a resident of Wichita. Pity me, please.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Just found a complete Kobayashi Alternative for the #C64 for $2. Now I need a C64 and a disk drive.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Shit... Guy buying my car backed out. Anyone need a decent but not perfect Focus? Going cheap.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Need a very important legal form from Florida. Their website is broken. Had someone down there go to a courthouse to try and get said form. They refer them to the broken website and refuse to help. Yay me. I just want to do things right and they won't let me. Anybody know a family lawyer down there?
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1dP...
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Sublime - April 29, 1992
YouTube video by Scott Lauer
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
@merriam-webster.com Why is feces called stool?
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I don’t know… If people cracked off a few rounds every couple of months towards me at work I’d find a new job.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Eight days in the hospital for a blown out appendix. Staff are always great here - but it’s still a hospital. Unexpected stays are so much fun. At least I hate the painkillers they give me so the addiction angle just isn’t there.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Guess who’s appendix burst! Wouldn’t recommend it…
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Can't show titties on TV, but an axe to the face? A-OK.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Please tag your fetish posts.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Feeling old. Don’t know who the SNL host is or does. Don’t know why people are screaming for another guy I don’t know who shows up. At least I know the musical guest.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
It's February. It's 80 degrees outside, in Missouri. We're not gonna make it, are we?
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
You know what show I'd like to see? Gordon Ramsays Average Meals. He takes a week, watches a family cook, and then offers suggestions on how to make their food better within a reasonable budget. Yeah, fresh veggies every night would be great - but how do I make canned a bit better?
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Well fuck... Can anyone in Las Vegas take in my crazy ass SIL for a night until we can drive from Missouri to get her? Not expecting anything, and the shelters aren't taking her. But if you're willing it would be nice.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
The chemo makes me sick as hell, but I'll be damned if I can't get down on some tacos anyway.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Finally ordered myself a basic Meshtastic device. Got one with a big battery. Nobody around me has any that I can tell, but Kansas City is bound to have a few along the way.
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Swistle Thistle @swistle.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Amaz0n has Kraft Mac cup 4-packs for $2.34---less than half price. These are the ones that only need water (no butter/milk), and my local food pantry wanted them even though the best-by date is May'26 (less than the usual 6m) bc they're so useful. www.amazon.com/dp/B000YG6TL...
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Amazon.com: Kraft Original Mac & Cheese Macaroni and Cheese Dinner, 4 ct Pack, 2.05 oz Cups
Amazon.com: Kraft Original Mac & Cheese Macaroni and Cheese Dinner, 4 ct Pack, 2.05 oz Cups
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
And my hair is falling out… lovely.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
And that’s my first chemo infusion done.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
The new Steam Machine looks like an Ouya more than a GameCube.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Just got back from seeing (most) of "Die My Love". I'm very happy I didn't have to pay for it - because I walked out. There might be something in there for someone, but I couldn't make heads or tails of it. Sure, something about postpartum depression seems to be a thread, but that's a wispy thread.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
@stephenking.bsky.social Ok sir, hear me out… “Pet Seminary”
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Okay, what the fuck is up with all the inflation art on my Discovery? I block, I mute, I "show less", and it's just everywhere now. You do you, but the algorithm is not working right for me.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I should get rolling on building my pirate TV transmitter... Anyone got a spare amplifier? I can make the antenna.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Day 3 in the hospital. New hole in my gut. Feeling low. #fuckcancer
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
I got bad news today. I’m more scared than anything I’ve ever faced. If you pray, I’d appreciate it. If you send vibes, I’ll take all the good and hope you can float me. I’m too young for this. #fuckcancer
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Well, fuck. Guess what I found out! www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8Ow...
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
They're gonna put the people in prison out to work in the fields, y'all know that right?
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
So, a Timex Sinclair 1000 in box, with styrofoam, cables and manual for $25 at a thrift shop? Now I need accessories and a small CRT... Bet I can make it run off of USB-C!
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
@joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social I'm sadly "represented" by Eric Burlison (in fact his office is just up the road...) and can absolutely confirm the locals are pissed about the Epstein stuff. And a couple hundred calls might have been mine. The water is poison in places around here - so spot on!
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I honestly bought my AirPods for the hearing aid function, but I'll be damned if having music all day hasn't made me feel better.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I've got an early morning stoned thought... Do police or military dogs listen for a specific voice or could anyone just shout out those German commands with authority and confuse the pupper?
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
They ban books about gay penguins, but they're playing a band called "Steely Dan" on the radio. @kellycarlin.bsky.social knows what's up.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Oh, so we've cycled around to the Extinguish part of the 3 E's of Microsoft.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Why is it whenever I talk to someone on the phone - even if I know them, they're a friend or family... I get soaked in sweat? I pace too, but everyone seems to do that. God I love my fucked up brain.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Jesus, the heat index is 114F here. A few miles over a station is showing an index of 121F. We're fucked. Absolutely fucked.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
@cpsc.gov So, like what do I do when an old man INSISTS on making a suicide-cord for his generator? Take videos?
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
We need some honorable Gomer Pyle type people to citizens arrest people trying to kidnap people off the streets. Barney knows he can't park in front of the hydrant.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Okay, so I play games on last gen systems, at the highest usually. Potatoes. Fun, but not the best. Work bonus - Got a Series X Holy shit, that's 60fps? There's stuff on the ground in NMS? Okay... Still mostly play retro stuff, but it's nice to be able to do new games.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Is it really a birthday parade, or is he prepping to barricade himself with all that armor?
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Can any Congresscritter introduce a bill to ban all US law enforcement from wearing face obscuring masks? No carve outs for "special circumstances", show your fucking face you cowards. And nah, y'all breathe in the tear gas too.
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