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Doctor Pickles

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I'm a doctor and a pickle. Maybe not a doctor. Maybe not a pickle.

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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 18h
Tell me about it. After my surgery we got a dozen YouTube videos on care. Didn’t help and we eventually got wound care involved.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 19h
They sell lard now. For health reasons you understand.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you cut your wafers and pouch be sure to get it the right size. Too big can lead to irritation or worse. Too small causes adhesion issues. Your stoma size can change, be sure to measure.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Are you running a JAR or is there a port?
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Had mine for a year. Still getting used to it, but I have good support. Didn’t know there was a whole day.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wound care is what you should consult. They can be life changing if you have bad skin conditions. Weeping and bleeding is not normal.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bootleg it.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Woah What
Alt: That’s a penis.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I had a girlfriend ask me what I wanted for my birthday. I asked for the S&M album. What I got was... this.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Maria has been the only comedian I’ve seen live (so far). She even offered me free tickets after I messaged her about the show. I was able to pay, she deserves it. Great show when I was down in the dumps.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't like to ask for much, but if anyone can help I'd deeply appreciate it. gofund.me/64f41368f
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Donate to Standing with Archer Through His Care, organized by Josiah Gould
I am setting this up to help my son, Archer. He was recently hospitalized for an … Josiah Gould needs your support for Standing with Archer Through His Care
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I found a TS1000 in box at a flea market. Need to do some modernizing but it's functional.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Obi-Wan Kenobi: A Name I've Not Heard
Alt: Obi-Wan Kenobi: A Name I've Not Heard
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah, we're at a place where if you're shitty you get cut off. No sympathy for the majority of those. Be a good person or get shunned, it's been that way for millenia.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dose of psychedelics should reset ya. Ask your doctor about ketamine treatments.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I miss analog TV. I picked up Houston from Florida with my old setup once.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you can conceal an H-Bomb, I think you can do whatever you want.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Running a cable waaaaay over there.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ow, my back...
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Some take their meds. *rimshot*
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ooh, you gotta do the Lightspan educational series. Couple dozen "games". Some even use the PS Keyboard!
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I love my little FD92. Great low-fi pictures, and I can use a Memory Stick if my floppy fills up.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Did ANY other released game do this?
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I tried to get a new doctor, he said he uses AI. I asked him not to use it on my notes and he refused. So, I'm seeing a different doctor now. If you can't give my issues your attention I'm not paying you a cent.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I wonder how they determined Duke was the number 1. I mean he is, but compared to who?
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If your patch adheres well, just have fun. If it tends to peel when you sweat try some medical tape around the borders. I bike daily and get a bit moist so the tape helps me.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Which one's Pink?
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Find the flowchart. It does help keep you sane.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sorry for this… “they’re”.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Well How Bout That Rocky Horror
Alt: Well How Bout That Rocky Horror
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It was such a good movie. I’m glad it wasn’t permanently shelved. Such a sweet ending.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Simpsons: Marge vs. The Monorail Cafe
Alt: Simpsons: Marge vs. The Monorail Cafe
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
2 whole megabytes?!
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Friday Movie - Daaaaamn
Alt: Friday Movie - Daaaaamn
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I wish I could be on set for a day for any of these shows.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I've seen them literally glued in on some systems I worked on.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Is that what those are? I've got a few floating around and I couldn't ID them. I thought it was some sort of flash memory.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’ve used streaming to check out games. It works well if you have a fat net connection.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
How else will they spawn the spinoffs? "The Weasleys", "Dragoncatchers", "CSI - Azkaban"...
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Nesticle, zSNES, so many more.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
That disc rot looks rough. How much is readable?
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Plan zinc oxide works great for me. Hydrocolloid patches are magic if you have skin issues.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If not for chemo I’d go… One day, for sure. Heck, I drive to Florida to see my kids.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ooh, my first PC! I wish I could be there, I’d take it off your hands.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I don't buy anything so it's well over a million now.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The state is great, but the human infestation makes it unlivable nowadays.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ooh, yeah. That would be great to have.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Damn, another one…
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Like the NES and SNES Mini? Granted, they were limited release, but they did do something (When the WiiU was dying, for easy cash…).
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's Morte from Planescape Torment now.
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Doctor Pickles @docpickles.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Please consider including a "Frog Bog" type minigame for some sort of reward or upgrade.
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