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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Paranoid and Droid? Superstitions and Ritualistic Relationships Between Rebel Pilots and Their Astromechs: A Phenomenological Comparative Case Study

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

makes a beautiful triptych with petite maman and aftersun. immensely moving

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

true but that means we are minutes away from JD complaining about how woke "9-5" is or something

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I mean, if she wins, that doesn't erase his other hand picked guys losing this week any more than her losing would make them win. Seems like a waste of a headline!

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Me offering vinogel at a dinner party: "does anyone want a bite of vinogel? I just opened this packet of vinogel."

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

should be the baseline moving forward.

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

woke 5 we nationalize star wars. de-canonize rise of skywalker. seize the trump's money and use it to fund and train leftist militias. drown AI ceos in public water used to cool data centers. apologize for the sequel trilogilies even though 80% of last jedi was tight

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

is you is or is you ain't my constituency?

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

uh its called BRAND new day I don't know what they expected. I love having a new york slice of little ceasar's with spider man while we drive our bmw

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I can't stop crying. Please. Mr. Doubt Fire. Please don't leave. I need your smarminess and scolding. I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO WORSHIP STATUS QUO AND MAKE IT WORSE

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

these sell at my local gourmet market... for 13.99. I've been curious, but not that curious!

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

would encourage everyone to watch Morvern Callar

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

here's our monthly price! it is priced weekly. our annual price, which we consider to be our best value, is also priced weekly. to understand this, it may be helpful to kill yourself

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Re-reading Odyssey and read Illiad in advance of the film. Homer's totemic phrases, ranked: 1. (the motherfucking) wine dark sea 2. Dawn, with her rose red fingers 3. (Agammemnon/Menelaus) son of Atreus 4. Deathless Gods 5. Eating and drinking your fill of libations before answering host q's

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

ICE purchased bullets strike meddlesome passer-by who later passed away

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

to the tune of Simply the Best "I think I'm depressed"

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

so sad about lindsey graham. can't stop crying. maybe they can appoint his wife to his seat

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

spent 20 minutes today talking to Mitch McConnell

stock image of a (an?) ouija board to commune with dead ass bitch mitch mcconnell

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

spent 20 minutes today talking to Mitch McConnell

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

take a shot anytime they are working through their trauma but also are with the family they chose and if there is ever an episode where the whole cast gets under a table finish a handle

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I've heard there was a muddled war That Trump started and the times adores

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

jeoffrey wright will be saying and doing exactly this in the next wes anderson film

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

control seeking right wing freakzaoids must be greeted with delicate curiosity and credulity, a presumed manifestation of good intent. Any idea or movement on the left, meanwhile, should be examined through a critical lens of likelihoods and skepticism. so says the nyt

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

everything a person on the left says has to be PROVED INCONTROVERTIBLY immediately for nyt to treat it w/ credulity. Anything Trump/the right says is true until blatantly proven a lie. Even then it gets to live as a "repeated falsehood"

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

meanwhile, here's what a search for Randy Fine yields @nytimes.com do the (elected) Congressman's comments saying palestinians are lower than dogs hurt other Republicans?Or is this, for some reason, more palatable?

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

"All Three Mamdani Backed Canidates Won. For the DSA, That's Good and Bad News. Here's Why" -- the NYT, probably cc: @nytpitchbot.bsky.social

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

I do this bit with my kid in grocery stores. Kindly old women will walk by her and say, "She's beautiful! How old/What's her name?" "No clue!" Doesn't always hit but when it does it kills

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 02/10/2023

"Now I just gotta work out the Kinks"-- Ray and Dave Davies' personal trainer, finishing up his to-do list

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

And/Or? Uh, yeah. Can't!/Bore! more like

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

One day, JJ, you will be writing [provided you maintain employment] the production section of this TBD Bond film for the Villeneuve Miniseries. You can just leave it at that! "Amazon vaguely promised it would be good. Their word is their Bond. Blah, blah, blah"

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

It's low on a long list of things that infuriate me AND I can do nothing about but I DESPISE their smug credence lending passive voice accounts of violence

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

"The IDF says the two pediatric nurses killed by sniper fire were arming a bomb. Here's what we know:" -- The NYT

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

she just got the pronunciation down. working on it for months. what do you want her to do?

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

edging barker? what is this, an assisted dog breeder?

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

for me i just think if a whore moos it is probably a cow. So I'd lay out a nice patch of grass or bale of hay. or like a shallow pond to lay in

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

I go After Hours --> Something WIld as a banger of a double feature

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

affordable transcontinental high speed rail and the billionaire bounce™ (dropping billiionaires who are tax cheats and profiteer off of job cuts and wars and privatizing previously public and available sectors and services out of planes to see ifr they bounce)

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

This is kind of WOKE POLITICALLY CORRECT analysis that COST US Iraq and Afghanistan

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

kenny mayne is in my ears and in my heart

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Let me be clear: let me be clear

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

I like the idea of a sect of repulicans who go pee-pee in their pants every time they drive past an exit for a place with a population greater than 5k

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

i mean i totally can believe it but i am a little stuned by just how blatantly racist this is. fuck this guy. i sincerely hope he burns to death

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

it became so convinced of its own weightiness and importance. It wants to be Mad Men, which is understandable. But I think it was better in s1 and s2 when we didn't have to dedicate 13 minutes every ep to the crushing weight of our charavters interior lives

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Thought of one this morning, @nytpitchbot.bsky.social "Trump Says Epstein's Pedophile Cabal Wasn't So Bad. He's Right and Wrong"

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

I know it's armchair jeopardy!-ing or whatever but when a contestant does this I can't help but mutter "coward." My friend, you are battling a machine. be bold and mighty forces will come to your aid

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

just remember mike johnson is a godly man. even if trump has his antics, mike johnson is doing what he thinks god would want.

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