doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Does your teethbrush only have one bristle? I use a teethbrushes 050
doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Sorry, I'll be watching the other channel, where they're showing "Dial 'L' for Larceny" 001
doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 23/07/2026The best satire punches up, not down. To quote Terry Pratchett, "Satire is meant to ridicule power. If you are laughing at people who are hurting, it's not satire, it's bullying." 0131
doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 09/07/2026A superb juxtaposition of the classic Fesshole tropes of marital disharmony and poo 160
doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 08/07/2026You're claiming you think it might be "your" fess, but you're actually trying to bring public shame on your husband. The only thing he has to fess is that he married a fun vacuum. 010
doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 25/06/2026A woman returns home unexpectedly early one day and catches her husband, a Professor of Linguistics, in bed with one of his students. "Well!" she says. "I am surprised!" "No, darling," he replies. "*We* are surprised. *You* are merely astonished." 1161
doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Cricket is great for this. From PG Wodehouse: There was a young fellow named Stover Who bowled 35 wides in one over Which had never been done By a clergyman’s son On a Thursday, in August, at Dover. 0222
doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 14/06/2026This looks like it should be the title of an Adrian Chiles column, tbh 1130
doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Every other Anon Opin is something like "There should be a law about this", "The Government should do something about this", "It should be illegal to do this". Lads, *we're* the grown-ups now, and we can't call the teacher to solve all our problems! Check your own wiring and insulation. 050
doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 05/06/2026"The One That's Not Particularly Funny" would work for both 010
doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Once again. You can't "fess" something on someone else's behalf. What you're actually doing is "public shaming" them. 140
doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Choosing someone who might be king? By a vote? Anon, I feel you're *so close* to making a really important breakthrough about monarchy and republics... 010
doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 18/04/2026A new initiative from this account: Happy April Poo Day! 000
doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Anon is the sort of person to outsource his cryptic crossword solving to an AI, so he can devote all his "brain cycles" to "enhancing shareholder value". His shareholders will be very disappointed that he wasted precious braincycles posting his opinions to this feed. How can he monetise that? 020
doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 14/04/2026It's a special crossover episode with @anonopin.bsky.social! bsky.app/profile/anon... 010
doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Anon, don't submit this opinion anonymously. Say it under your own name or it's worthless. 0210
doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 25/03/2026This account is full of grammar nerds raging, RAGING, against the dying of obscure turns of phrase, and I am absolutely here for it. 030
doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Oddly enough, everyone is of the view that popular music peaked while they were between the ages of 16-21. Hope you had a fantastic fiftieth birthday party last year, my anonymous friend. 160
doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 16/03/2026It isn't a "fess" if it's something someone else is doing. This just looks like you want to make fun of your wife on the internet, but don't want to put your name to it. Now that's fessworthy! 041
doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Wait, wait, wait. "Cornish" pasties are "quintessentially an U[pper] P[eninsula] thing"? Are we just going to let that by without comment? 021
doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 12/03/2026We either die as SpongeBob, or live long enough to become the Squidward 020
doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 10/03/2026I know you only said "unaliving" to bait people like me who hate the Newspeak. What a double-plus-ungood thing for you to do. 091
doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Jon Snow, "the fur-shouldered favourite" @secondmentions.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio... 061
doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 17/01/2026"The exclamation mark lets you know it's funny" is almost too good a line to bury in the alt text 060
doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Where are you teaching, where students are turning up to tutorials? 050
doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 24/12/2025oh, this MUST be brought to the attention of @secondmentions.bsky.social ! 010
doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 23/12/2025“Reinventing existing art by missing the point” is way too good a line to bury this far down a thread! 010
doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 15/12/2025This is the best variation of “I’m not gay, but…” I’ve ever read on this account 050
doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 12/12/2025I am an academic in an Irish university. This would be none of my business, and it’s none of yours either. Look the other way, and don’t put any effort into making life any more difficult for these students 1740
doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 30/11/2025I hate to give the Daily Mail the oxygen of publicity, but "the woman-loving wordsmith" is a strikingly bizarre Second Mention @secondmentions.bsky.social www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...dailymail.co.ukRIP Sir Tom Stoppard: The woman-loving wordsmith who fled HitlerNobody seemed to have quite so much fun with the English language as Sir Tom Stoppard. And few British playwrights were as revered or decorated. 051
doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 23/11/2025I feel comfortable minding my own business and leaving other people and their hobbies alone, even when I think they're having the "wrong" kind of fun. 120
doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 23/11/2025🎵back in the nineties he was on a very famous tv show 🎶 000
doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 23/11/2025I'll take that bet, at any stakes you care to offer 000
doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 06/11/2025I think you meant to post this to Fesshole, which is the usual place to say "I'm not gay, despite what this looks like" 080
doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 06/11/2025God blessed me with eyes, but cursed me to read this fess. All things in perfect balance, as they should be. 010
doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 03/11/2025Love the juxtaposition of this and the last fess. top class environmental storytelling. bsky.app/profile/fess... 010
doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Yeah, well, if you go through enough monkeys you'll eventually find a spokesman who can say anything 020
doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Niche opinion but undeniably true. In addition, it is amazing that late career professors, who've spent a lifetime presenting and teaching in 50 minute blocks, still have no sense of time and deliver a 50 minute paper that actually lasts about a week and a half. 090
doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 08/10/2025I'd have to be able to remember which one is which first. I think Dec normally stands on the right. Have I got that right? 110
doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 07/10/2025I was once behind a woman in a Starbucks who asked for "an iced latte, with double cream, and hazelnut syrup" and then said as an afterthought, "And make sure I can taste the coffee this time." Bless you, my friend, surely you added all that sugar precisely so you *didn't* have to taste the coffee?! 0130
doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Ironic that you've told the Internet this story, and now everyone is making fun of you for the exact opposite reason 010
doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 04/10/2025"Thrice-disgraced political hack"? Do people really say sentences like this in real life? I thought it was just for the tabloids 000
doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 01/10/2025For the same reason, if it takes three goes to run your credit card through the machine, the shop is allowed to take your money without giving you your groceries. 030
doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 01/10/2025If you buy one ticket, either you'll win or you won't. That's, like, a 50-50 chance, right? So two tickets makes it an absolute certainty that you'll win. Don't bother checking my maths, anyone. I've got a really good feeling about this. 060
doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Surprised to have scrolled all the way down and seen no mention of the heroic exploits of little Lemmiwinks. 010
doc-martin.bsky.social @doc-martin.bsky.social · 24/09/2025God help anybody who stops a car from going exactly where it wants to go, exactly as fast as it wants to get there 1260
