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BizMarquis de Sade

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BizMarquis de Sade @doc-hooligan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s wild to see how strong the “Us vs. Them” mentality is. Folks will actively go against what’s best for everyone if it pisses off or harms a group they don’t like. “We COULD have universal healthcare, but then POOR people would also get it!” Meanwhile they’re drowning in medical debt.
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BizMarquis de Sade @doc-hooligan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Can someone explain why sports fans refer to their favorite team as if they themselves are on the team? “We won” or “we need a new coach” or “we have a tough game this week.” People don’t do that with other fandoms, so why sports teams? I wouldn’t say “we have a show” in reference to a band I like.
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BizMarquis de Sade @doc-hooligan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Why the hell did it have to be Dolly Parton and not a different - but very specific - other octogenarian?
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BizMarquis de Sade @doc-hooligan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I will never forgive TikTok for making people talk like they’re 5 years old in an attempt to self-censor—even when it’s not necessary. In 20 years, newscasters will say things like “the suspect returned with a pew-pew & unalived 3 people before turning the pew-pew on himself.”
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BizMarquis de Sade @doc-hooligan.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Sharing for folks in the KC area
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BizMarquis de Sade @doc-hooligan.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Things I hate: 1. Lists 2. Bigotry 3. The French
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BizMarquis de Sade @doc-hooligan.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
This administration would be absolutely terrifying if they weren’t so comically inept. Don’t get me wrong - they’re evil and dangerous, but the fact that they’re all too stupid to be able to pull off any of their insane plans is our saving grace.
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BizMarquis de Sade @doc-hooligan.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
So bummed to hear about Rudy Giuliani. Not about the fact that he’s dying - I don’t give a shit about that. I’m just bummed to hear ANYTHING about Rudy Giuliani. #GetItOverWithAlready
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BizMarquis de Sade @doc-hooligan.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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BizMarquis de Sade @doc-hooligan.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
The director of the Federal Bureau of Inebriation
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Lindsey @lindseylou1983.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Gooooood morning, BlueSkyyyyy! 🌼🫶🏼 I have another Kansas City #MutualAid ask for a new pocket friend I found while arguing with the assholes who comment anonymously on folks asking for help with food in the KC Secrets FB Group. (It's my new favorite guilty pleasure, please don't judge!) 😅
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BizMarquis de Sade @doc-hooligan.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Rumors are flying that the Orange Menace is currently at Walter Reed for a “serious medical issue,” with some speculating that he has already left the land of the living. I wouldn’t put it past him to fake it so he can be “resurrected” on Easter.
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BizMarquis de Sade @doc-hooligan.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Trumpers like to say that it’s gonna take time to make real, lasting change; but it certainly didn’t take long to make things worse, did it? Those changes are very real, and they’re gonna last a long time. The sooner we get started on fixing them, the better. He’s gotta go. #EightySix47
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BizMarquis de Sade @doc-hooligan.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Now that Kristi Noem is being replaced as DHS Secretary, do you think Markwayne Mullin and Corey Lewandowski will still be traveling together in the flying fuck-palace?
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BizMarquis de Sade @doc-hooligan.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Kid Rock: “Bud Light is gay so I stopped drinking it.” (Proceeds to make the most latently homoerotic non-porn video since the volleyball scene in “Top Gun.”)
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
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BizMarquis de Sade @doc-hooligan.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
BREAKING: According to a new study, 90% of all constipated people report that they don’t give a crap. The remaining 10% who responded otherwise were determined to be full of shit.
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BizMarquis de Sade @doc-hooligan.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
TPUSA’s “All-American Halftime Show” had around 5 million viewers. Although the numbers for this year’s event haven’t been released, last year’s Puppy Bowl had 12.8 million.
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BizMarquis de Sade @doc-hooligan.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I heard someone refer to Little #GregBovino as “The 1/3 Reich” and now I can’t think of anything else when I see his name or photo.
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BizMarquis de Sade @doc-hooligan.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Now that Trump has removed the USA from the World Health Organization, how long until he starts the “Healthy World Organization” and requires a $1 billion membership fee for any country that wishes to join (which would be none of them)?
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BizMarquis de Sade @doc-hooligan.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Sometimes the universe sends a message that you feel you should pass along. Tell the people in your life how much they mean to you. Don’t worry about it feeling weird or awkward. The future is uncertain, tomorrow isn’t guaranteed, and there’s never as much time as you think there is. 💔
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
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BizMarquis de Sade @doc-hooligan.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Oh, look! Cops are still killing Black folks for no fucking reason. atlantablackstar.com/2025/02/25/s...
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'Whoa!': San Diego Cop Shoots Black Teen to Death As Boy Was Running for Safety from Another Shooting, Video Shows
It took one second for a Southern California cop to shoot and kill a Black teenager who was running away from another teen who had been shooting at him.
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Guys now that hitler invaded Poland he will surely be impeached.
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Zorg Corp. 🖥️ @zorg-corp.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
So they are not even trying to hide it: they attacked Venezuela to seize control over its oil resources, and now they are going to plunder the country. Trump has gone full Putin. The US is now officially a violent, criminal, rouge state.
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BizMarquis de Sade @doc-hooligan.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I really, REALLY hope *it* happens this year. Come on, 2026. Don’t let us down.
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BizMarquis de Sade @doc-hooligan.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
In case you haven’t seen it, “Weird Al” Yankovic recently went on stage with Portugal. The Man to perform a cover of Rage Against the Machine’s “Killing In The Name.” We’ve reached a major political tipping point when Weird Al performs a RATM song www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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Portugal. The Man Tap 'Weird Al,' Lonely Island's Jorma Taccone for Rage Against the Machine Cover
Portugal. The Man recently covered Rage Against the Machine's 'Killing in the Name' live with 'Weird Al' and the Lonely Island's Jorma Taccone.
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BizMarquis de Sade @doc-hooligan.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
My favorite joke at the moment: What does Melania Trump’s asshole do when she’s having an orgasm? Plays golf or posts incoherent rants on social media.
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BizMarquis de Sade @doc-hooligan.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Official statement from members of the Anti-Fascist Veterans Alliance. As a veteran, I agree with this statement 100%. We must ALL - veterans, civilians, and active military members - fight tooth and nail against the growing threat of fascism in the USA, and hold those responsible to account.
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BizMarquis de Sade @doc-hooligan.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Of all the horrible things Trump has done during his time in the White House, I think the most unforgivable thing he’s done so far is making me agree with Marjorie Taylor Greene.
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BizMarquis de Sade @doc-hooligan.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Bill Clinton has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever right now by confirming the rumors about the Donica Lewinsky situation. If Slick Willie is implicated in the files, he knows he’s cooked anyway. Might as well go kamikaze and take down Cheeto Mussolini with him.
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BizMarquis de Sade @doc-hooligan.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
If I had a nickel for every time Bill Clinton was in the public discourse as the subject of jokes about getting a blowjob, I’d have two nickels - which isn’t a lot, but it’s still pretty fucking weird that it happened twice.
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BizMarquis de Sade @doc-hooligan.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I really feel bad for the Space Cowboy himself - Mr. Steve Miller. Imagine sharing a name with such a vile, reprehensible piece of shit as Stephen Miller (slightly different spelling, but close enough). One’s contributions have brought joy to millions; the other will only do that when he dies.
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 13/11/2025
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Don't Buy Starbucks! At any location, today and beyond, while workers are on ULP strike!
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BizMarquis de Sade @doc-hooligan.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Pass the popcorn, please… 😎🍿 apple.news/Aaf897m-yTlS...
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House Democrats release Epstein email that claimed Trump ‘spent hours’ with victim — The Washington Post
In the 2011 email, the disgraced financier wrote to Ghislaine Maxwell that Trump had “spent hours at my house” with one of Epstein’s victims and that encounter “has never once been mentioned” by polic...
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BizMarquis de Sade @doc-hooligan.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
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BizMarquis de Sade @doc-hooligan.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
The #WarOnChristmas will not end until Christmas ends its illegal occupation of November. #Resist
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BizMarquis de Sade @doc-hooligan.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
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BizMarquis de Sade @doc-hooligan.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
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BizMarquis de Sade @doc-hooligan.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I wonder if they’ve ordered all the Halliburton flags to be flown at half-staff over Baghdad in honor of #DickCheney 🤔
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BizMarquis de Sade @doc-hooligan.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
They spelled “awful” wrong. Rest in piss, war profiteer.
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BizMarquis de Sade @doc-hooligan.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
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Robert Ellingsworth @by1959.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
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BizMarquis de Sade @doc-hooligan.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
With all the hullabaloo about the Super Bowl halftime show, I feel like this needs to be said.
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BizMarquis de Sade @doc-hooligan.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
FBI director Kash Patel has released a copy of private messages of the Dallas immigrant shooter.
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BizMarquis de Sade @doc-hooligan.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
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BizMarquis de Sade @doc-hooligan.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
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BizMarquis de Sade @doc-hooligan.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
When screaming into the void, how long is it considered “appropriate” to wait for the void to scream back?
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BizMarquis de Sade @doc-hooligan.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
A piece of unsolicited advice for everyone: force yourself to have the difficult conversations before things blow up. You still end up having the difficult conversation either way, but it’s better to do it without everyone feeling hurt and upset on top of it.
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