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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 9h

This is a Red Hot Ramen Monster. Created by leaving spicy ramen out overnight, defeat it by removing its eggs & pouring milk into its bowl. Grab copies of my art on stickers, mugs, shirts, hats, and beyond. Follow the links: Gumroad: dmayart.gumroad.com Redbubble: www.redbubble.com/people/DMayA...

A bowl of spicy ramen with the noodles rising up and two eggs forming eyes.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This skeleton got tired of waiting for dinner, so they served up their own skull with a transparent beef demi-glacé. Get this art on stickers, mugs, and shirts at my Redbubble Storefront, or download from my Gumroad Shop! Gumroad: dmayart.gumroad.com Redbubble: www.redbubble.com/people/DMayA...

A headless skeleton serving his skull on a cloche

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Boo London @cmdrsue.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I don't need these shoes. Right? Right?

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This is "The Invisible Person". But you can call them, "Neb". If you like this art, visit my Redbubble Storefront or my Gumroad Shop. Links are below. Happy Haunting and thanks for helping me carry on. Gumroad: dmayart.gumroad.com Redbubble: www.redbubble.com/people/DMayA...

Drawing of an Invisible Person wearing a green snow hat and horn-rimmed glasses

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My version of a vampire. He didn't think he would look so "bat-like". His downheartedness is evident. Available as a digital download on Gumroad or on merch (stickers, mugs, more) at Redbubble. Links below. Thank you! Gumroad: dmayart.gumroad.com Redbubble: www.redbubble.com/people/DMayA...

An orange bat like vampire Halloween decoration

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Quoth the Raven: “It's time for the Halloween Countdown". My favorite yearly event! My artwork is available at my Gumroad Shop and Redbubble Storefront. Thank you for viewing my artwork and supporting a local artist. Gumroad: dmayart.gumroad.com Redbubble: www.redbubble.com/people/DMayA...

A stylized image of Edgar Allan Poe with two ravens

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Just watching the World Cup…Luxembourg vs Iceland… Lots of running around and footballing.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Congratulations Alysa Liu on winning the World Cup!!!

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Uh-oh. I’m starting to hallucinate tiny businesswomen with huge 80s shoulder pad blazers… I’ve been on social media too long. Better read a book.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

This Bluesky post is brought to you by the letter “E”, the number “8”, and Bench & Field’s Holistic Natural Formula Dry Dog dog food… “If you want the best for your dog, give them ‘Bench & Field’s Holistic Dog Food’, only from Chewy.” -And now, the post- I might make some lunch soon.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I’m on such a streak!!! 30 straight days of NOT watching the World Cup.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I don’t know… Personally I’d rather serve in Heaven, than rule in Hell. Why would anyone accept a managerial position anyway?!? Been there, done that…hated it!

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Honestly I do have a lot of passion… …just not for sportsball or reading about any celebrity’s life.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Dear MAGA, Some of us want to advance ALL of humanity… …not just the parts of it you judge “worthy”.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Feels good to get that off my chest. It’s been weighing heavily on my mind.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Passion. Yes, yes. Passion. Gotta like that “passion”. (Long pause) Fine day for passion, alright.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

People accuse me of not sharing enough on social media. I challenge that. Once, when I was between 10 - 30 years old, something sad happened. But eventually it worked out and I was happy again. (smiles awkwardly and bows quickly at the audience)

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

There are also parking spaces in front of the convenience store. As it follows, patrons will park their cars in these spots in order to have entry into the establishment.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

There is a convenience store a few blocks away. They sell many items. Among those items are candy bars, windshield wiper fluid, and travel cups.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

People say I’m psychic, but I already knew that.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Yeah… …the X-Men asked me to join their team, but I told them I was too busy running the laundromat.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Alright…time to face the music. God help me.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Leave it the Trump administration to deny that someone died. Mitch is probably ice cold in a morgue and they’re like: “He’s not dead. He’s in the best shape of his life. Just ran three marathons.”

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Can you add butt wipes to the grocery list please?

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Then there’s Clarence. Clarence got caught cleaning the bathroom… …with nothing but his bare hands and saliva.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Audra really needs to let the soup cool down. If you get my meaning.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I don’t think so. But I might stop by Mike’s on the way there.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

My older son is on the way to Britain. I asked him to apologize to everyone for Trump’s existence.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

How about that World Cup, amirite?!!? Lots of home runs and yardage! #1 Super Fan!

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Econ Analytica @econanalytica.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I miss seeing President Carter in these photos.

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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

If he’s this incompetent at real estate development then imagine how bad he would be as President

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Obama: A declaration that we are all created equal, endowed by our creator with certain unalienable rights, and that in the newly independent United States there will be no kings or lords, no serfs or subjects, but only citizens,

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Facebook: Severe thunderstorm warning for our area…two days ago.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Any way we can knock down a portion of Mago Lago and build a homeless shelter and kitchen?

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

TOMORROW!!! #NoKingsDay 🇺🇸

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

The circus taking place today and tomorrow on the White House lawn…so glad I’m not there.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

May all the mosquitoes born of the newly painted Reflecting Pool attack the Orange Moron and his cronies tomorrow.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

You know… If I wasn’t me, I’d probably be someone else.

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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

A beautiful Pride month moment when these two men were able to get married on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I remember the time I climbed up on a ladder and cleaned out the rain gutters with a hose. Wait…that was today.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Don’t forget to watch guest stars DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp and Emily Blunt on the latest Graham Norton Show. Musical guest: Olivia Rodrigo

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

May all the mosquitoes born of the newly painted Reflecting Pool attack the Orange Moron and his cronies tomorrow.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

“I love the inflation.” - Donald Trump

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Is tomorrow that dumb-ass thing on the White House lawn?

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

The emotional drain The physical drain Having to raise a child while republicans are running around rampant The attack on women’s right to choose what they do with their bodies. Toxic male “bro” culture Tech bros ruining technology The lack of real progress and social programs because of…

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Are smartphones causing American birth rates to drop? No. It’s a lot of things: The cost The economy The stress Daycare Lack of freedom Finding fulfillment in other things Not wanting to repeat what our parents did Not needing to “carry on our name” How awful some people are to each other

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