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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 22h

The Interstellar Traveller Ezmerelda travels to different parts of the galaxy by taking the form of a spectral comet. Get my art on stickers, mugs, shirts and more at my Redbubble Storefront or my Gumroad Shop. Links below! Gumroad: dmayart.gumroad.com Redbubble: www.redbubble.com/people/DMayA...

A woman's face on a comet racing through space

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

A flaming pumpkin floating in space. It's scared because the family that carved it put 30 candles inside of it. Get my art at my Redbubble Storefront or from my Gumroad Shop. Links below! Thank you for being a fiend. Gumroad: dmayart.gumroad.com Redbubble: www.redbubble.com/people/DMayA...

A drawing of a pumpkin with a scared look engulfed in flames

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

A Three-Headed Granny is Never Satisfied. We all can totally relate to this fact. Get my art on stickers, mugs, shirts, and beyond at my Redbubble Storefront or on my Gumroad Shop. Links below - Happy Halloween!!! Gumroad: dmayart.gumroad.com Redbubble: www.redbubble.com/people/DMayA...

A yellow poster featuring a collage of a grandma in a chair with three heads stitching and drinking tea.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

A three faced human skull dug up in Wales. They theorize that it belonged to a cow tongue merchant. Grab stickers, mugs, shirts, and more at my Redbubble Storefront and Gumroad Shop. Links below - Happy Halloween!!! Gumroad: dmayart.gumroad.com Redbubble: www.redbubble.com/people/DMayA...

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

A giant spider hiding in an abandoned birdhouse. Think it can't jump out and grab you? Think again!!! Get this art on stickers, shirts, and beyond at my Redbubble Storefront or downloads from my Gumroad Shop. Links below! Gumroad: dmayart.gumroad.com Redbubble: www.redbubble.com/people/DMayA...

Black and white collage of a spider's face peering out of an old birdhouse

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The Drop Down Menu Demon lurks in drop down menus across a variety of PCs. Get my artwork at my Redbubble Storefront or download it digitally from my Gumroad Shop. Links below - Happy Halloween!!!" Gumroad: dmayart.gumroad.com Redbubble: www.redbubble.com/people/DMayA...

A drop down menu with a little red demon peering at the viewer

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

This is Four Bat Hill, a stylized tree where they like to hang. Gotta have my bat art! Get stickers, mugs, shirts, and more at my Redbubble Storefront or my Gumroad Shop. Links below. Thank you. Gumroad: dmayart.gumroad.com Redbubble: www.redbubble.com/people/DMayA...

A black silhouette of a stylized tree with bats hanging from it with a yellow moon in the background.

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erika warrens 🖤 yharnam szn @skankmar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

it's here! finally! are you into retro game books? we got them. there's 1e AD&D and old TSR Marvel stuff. Consider making a bid or at least sharing to help keep cool community places open.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This is a ghoul that is having a very bad hair day. Normally her hair is more "sculpted", but not today. Get stickers, mugs, & more at my Redbubble Storefront or my Gumroad Shop. Links are below - Happy Halloween!!! Gumroad: dmayart.gumroad.com Redbubble: www.redbubble.com/people/DMayA...

A drawing of a white-faced ghoul with wild hair

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Mister Mausoleum is a living building that enjoys scaring people that come to visit loved ones that passed away. Grab merch at my Redbubble Storefront or my Gumroad Shop. Links below - Happy Halloween!!! Gumroad: dmayart.gumroad.com Redbubble: www.redbubble.com/people/DMayA...

An old face sticking out of a dark mausoleum

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Ansire the Bat Wrangler is responsible for making sure all bats return to their lairs before sunrise. Don't be scared! Get this artwork and more at my Redbubble Storefront or my Gumroad Shop. Links below - Happy Halloween! Gumroad: dmayart.gumroad.com Redbubble: www.redbubble.com/people/DMayA...

A triangle shaped creature with a bat perched on its head.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This is a Red Hot Ramen Monster. Created by leaving spicy ramen out overnight, defeat it by removing its eggs & pouring milk into its bowl. Grab copies of my art on stickers, mugs, shirts, hats, and beyond. Follow the links: Gumroad: dmayart.gumroad.com Redbubble: www.redbubble.com/people/DMayA...

A bowl of spicy ramen with the noodles rising up and two eggs forming eyes.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This skeleton got tired of waiting for dinner, so they served up their own skull with a transparent beef demi-glacé. Get this art on stickers, mugs, and shirts at my Redbubble Storefront, or download from my Gumroad Shop! Gumroad: dmayart.gumroad.com Redbubble: www.redbubble.com/people/DMayA...

A headless skeleton serving his skull on a cloche

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Boo London @cmdrsue.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I don't need these shoes. Right? Right?

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This is "The Invisible Person". But you can call them, "Neb". If you like this art, visit my Redbubble Storefront or my Gumroad Shop. Links are below. Happy Haunting and thanks for helping me carry on. Gumroad: dmayart.gumroad.com Redbubble: www.redbubble.com/people/DMayA...

Drawing of an Invisible Person wearing a green snow hat and horn-rimmed glasses

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My version of a vampire. He didn't think he would look so "bat-like". His downheartedness is evident. Available as a digital download on Gumroad or on merch (stickers, mugs, more) at Redbubble. Links below. Thank you! Gumroad: dmayart.gumroad.com Redbubble: www.redbubble.com/people/DMayA...

An orange bat like vampire Halloween decoration

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Quoth the Raven: “It's time for the Halloween Countdown". My favorite yearly event! My artwork is available at my Gumroad Shop and Redbubble Storefront. Thank you for viewing my artwork and supporting a local artist. Gumroad: dmayart.gumroad.com Redbubble: www.redbubble.com/people/DMayA...

A stylized image of Edgar Allan Poe with two ravens

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Just watching the World Cup…Luxembourg vs Iceland… Lots of running around and footballing.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Congratulations Alysa Liu on winning the World Cup!!!

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Uh-oh. I’m starting to hallucinate tiny businesswomen with huge 80s shoulder pad blazers… I’ve been on social media too long. Better read a book.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

This Bluesky post is brought to you by the letter “E”, the number “8”, and Bench & Field’s Holistic Natural Formula Dry Dog dog food… “If you want the best for your dog, give them ‘Bench & Field’s Holistic Dog Food’, only from Chewy.” -And now, the post- I might make some lunch soon.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I’m on such a streak!!! 30 straight days of NOT watching the World Cup.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I don’t know… Personally I’d rather serve in Heaven, than rule in Hell. Why would anyone accept a managerial position anyway?!? Been there, done that…hated it!

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Honestly I do have a lot of passion… …just not for sportsball or reading about any celebrity’s life.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Dear MAGA, Some of us want to advance ALL of humanity… …not just the parts of it you judge “worthy”.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Feels good to get that off my chest. It’s been weighing heavily on my mind.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Feels good to get that off my chest. It’s been weighing heavily on my mind.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Passion. Yes, yes. Passion. Gotta like that “passion”. (Long pause) Fine day for passion, alright.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

People accuse me of not sharing enough on social media. I challenge that. Once, when I was between 10 - 30 years old, something sad happened. But eventually it worked out and I was happy again. (smiles awkwardly and bows quickly at the audience)

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

There are also parking spaces in front of the convenience store. As it follows, patrons will park their cars in these spots in order to have entry into the establishment.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

There is a convenience store a few blocks away. They sell many items. Among those items are candy bars, windshield wiper fluid, and travel cups.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

People say I’m psychic, but I already knew that.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Yeah… …the X-Men asked me to join their team, but I told them I was too busy running the laundromat.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Alright…time to face the music. God help me.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

She can do whatever she wants to with the money…but it sure would sting if she made donations to organizations that annoy Trump.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Leave it the Trump administration to deny that someone died. Mitch is probably ice cold in a morgue and they’re like: “He’s not dead. He’s in the best shape of his life. Just ran three marathons.”

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Can you add butt wipes to the grocery list please?

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Then there’s Clarence. Clarence got caught cleaning the bathroom… …with nothing but his bare hands and saliva.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Audra really needs to let the soup cool down. If you get my meaning.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I don’t think so. But I might stop by Mike’s on the way there.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

My older son is on the way to Britain. I asked him to apologize to everyone for Trump’s existence.

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

How about that World Cup, amirite?!!? Lots of home runs and yardage! #1 Super Fan!

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Econ Analytica @econanalytica.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I miss seeing President Carter in these photos.

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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

If he’s this incompetent at real estate development then imagine how bad he would be as President

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Obama: A declaration that we are all created equal, endowed by our creator with certain unalienable rights, and that in the newly independent United States there will be no kings or lords, no serfs or subjects, but only citizens,

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Facebook: Severe thunderstorm warning for our area…two days ago.

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