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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I pull the Letterkenny all the time.

D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

"Billy, this is Alan Katzenmoyer. He's nearsighted, antisocial, has IBS, and is generally unpleasant to be around, but his cousin in construction refers lots of transactional stuff and he understands the rule of perpetuities and hits affirmative defenses nobody else can see...

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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

And the stuff thats not on the list they surprised us with:

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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

My partners, who are very professional individuals, leave such things to me to deploy on a case by case basis.

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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

"When I Superfly Splash you in the face, that means wake the hell up." I threw a pillow at her. She is unbothered.

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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Here's a guy whose defense allows first downs without any third downs, I mean, that's, haha, that's bad, Pat.

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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

I'm not one of those "you better wear a suit to the office" type of guys. But my ass was hanging out I'd expect some folks to have a very serious talk with me. Kim K's fits in her new lawyer show are...not screaming verisimilitude.

Kim Kardashian in her new show "All's Fair" with her ass hanging nearly all the way out in the office.

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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

She appreciates the praise. All praise, really.

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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

I am a lawyer, and lawyers need to work, so I moved her off my lap for the laptop. She decided to stay close another way.

The same puppy is now sitting on my shoulder and on the back on the couch.

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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

I'm a *bit* of a dog person. Whenever somebody in my family gets a puppy, they always ask ne to come be around it for a few days. Train em a bit, mellow em out. My parents new puppy is perhaps my, uh, most successful project ever.

A very comfy puppy lays on her back on my lap while we sit on the couch

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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

What Democratic voters are getting: ^ What Democratic voters want:

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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

This form is usually filed with an 8b, which is a type of notice. As in, the type I like getting.

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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

*sigh* WHY DOES NOBODY USE THE FORMS

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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

Also, it sure looks like she was blogging about it, so I'm thinking we can also go ahead and treat all these "I didn't know" protests with a serious grain of salt.

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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

Every lawyer I've seen harping on this is doing it because we don't want vulnerable people making mistakes like this. They're not sympathetic. Promise.

Article text detailing that Hasan Piker thought the agent questioning him was sympathetic.

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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

I put in the effort on this I feel it deserved

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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

Probably this one, for if one of us caused dying on the internet.

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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

I thought the TTP was worth talking about, actually

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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

This cut off makes this thread look like a wilder ride than it was.

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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Some days are hard. So you go get steak frites.

Bomb ass steak frites with a side of ketchup.

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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Look at this shit. The implication is that I could regret it and cancel it. I was an hour early to my reservation and took a table for nearly 4 hours, and they took care of me. So I tipped generously. Wasn't an invitation for my CC company to help me screw the working man.