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Doug Oldham

@dmoldham.bsky.social
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Fan of old French films, Liverpool FC, Columbus Crew, various IN/OH sports teams. Vintage chronograph collector. Opinions are strictly my own.

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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Livvy rizzed up Baby Gronk”
Screenshot of People Magazine featuring a picture of Queen Elizabeth smiling in a matching dress and hat and the headline:

Queen Elizabeth’s Final Diary Entry Contained Only Five Words
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Doug Oldham @dmoldham.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’ve never seen so many catcher’s interference calls in one week.
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Doug Oldham @dmoldham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m sorry for your loss.
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2026 Kristen @berry198.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Doug Oldham @dmoldham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Aaron Boone teams have always felt like underachievers. He’ll almost certainly manage the Reds soon.
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Doug Oldham @dmoldham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I can’t wait until the Trop gets torn down.
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Doug Oldham @dmoldham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ouch.
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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Today is the last day to register to vote in Ohio's November election. Check your registration status RIGHT NOW at voterlookup.ohiosos.gov/voterlookup..... Your voter registration might be out of date if you've moved since the last time you voted. You might have been dropped from the rolls.
voterlookup.ohiosos.gov
My Voter Information - Voter Search
The site is secure. The https:// ensures you're connecting to the official website and any information you provide is encrypted and cannot be seen by anyone else.
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Doug Oldham @dmoldham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I love the Gateway, but c’mon, man.
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Doug Oldham @dmoldham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Isn’t this why Trump wants Greenland?
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Doug Oldham @dmoldham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It took Daniel Jones 16 seconds to fall on his ass, fumble, and lose the ball, and now I remember why I don’t watch the Colts anymore.
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Doug Oldham @dmoldham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy for them.
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Doug Oldham @dmoldham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Michigan’s bad at football.
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Rachel Coyle Ohio @rachelcoyle.wtf · 03/10/2026
🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ www.news5cleveland.com/news/politic... #Ohio
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Doug Oldham @dmoldham.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Ohio March for Life can kiss my ass. Not only do I find its mission repulsive, but also it’s obnoxious to have a full-blown Christian rock concert across from my office window on a weekday morning when I have client Zooms. At least it’s raining and no one’s there.
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Doug Oldham @dmoldham.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Time to break up the Phillies. They’re old and expensive. They get a little worse every season. Their window has closed.
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Doug Oldham @dmoldham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Donald Duck Looks Furious in Armchair
ALT: Donald Duck Looks Furious in Armchair
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Doug Oldham @dmoldham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I could watch that and Howl’s Moving Castle all day.
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Doug Oldham @dmoldham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There are more ads for scrotum shavers than we need. At least they’re not Vivek or Husted ads. Or Vivek or Husted ads for scrotum shavers.
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Doug Oldham @dmoldham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Laura loves it because her hobby is chores. I don’t get it.
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Doug Oldham @dmoldham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Big win over the whiny bitches and their whiny bitch fans (who happen to live here)! #crew96
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Doug Oldham @dmoldham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
(To your homes in Columbus.)
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Ralph Schudel @ralphschudel.com · 28/09/2026
SUCK IT MESSI BITCH BOIS. #Crew96
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Doug Oldham @dmoldham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! #crew96
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Doug Oldham @dmoldham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Consistently our best defender.
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Doug Oldham @dmoldham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Start the match without them if they’re late. #crew96
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Doug Oldham @dmoldham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Crew are erratic, but Messi is consistently an entitled prick.
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 28/09/2026
Damn it’s that easy???
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John Zidar @john-zidar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So it’s just okay for them to spend a few minutes bitching and whining about every call? This ref needs to loosen up that yellow card. Shut these dudes up and get the game going. #Crew96
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Doug Oldham @dmoldham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Jon Stewart: Go On...
ALT: Jon Stewart: Go On...
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Doug Oldham @dmoldham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some of them are old enough to have Wayne Gretzky Rangers sweaters in the backs of their closets.
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Doug Oldham @dmoldham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
All the pink-shirted carpetbagger bitches in the stands are thrilled. #crew96
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Doug Oldham @dmoldham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Argentina of MLS.
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Doug Oldham @dmoldham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Miami is winning in the whiny bitch department, but #crew96 are willing on goals.
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Doug Oldham @dmoldham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ohweebeasties.bsky.social
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Doug Oldham @dmoldham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was getting nervous. Glad we got to hear “boomshakalaka.”
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Doug Oldham @dmoldham.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If I had a kid who wanted to wear a Messi jersey, I would simply leave that kid at home tonight and every night. #crew96
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Doug Oldham @dmoldham.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Never watched one, never will.
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Doug Oldham @dmoldham.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Haven’t heard it and didn’t know what it was until this week. Feeling fine about that.
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Doug Oldham @dmoldham.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Have you ever seen armed IRS agents do a raid? I’m so sick of these political ads.
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Doug Oldham @dmoldham.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bold statement, and probably true.
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Doug Oldham @dmoldham.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mercy killing
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Doug Oldham @dmoldham.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Iowa
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Doug Oldham @dmoldham.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I hate Liberty Biberty.
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Doug Oldham @dmoldham.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Since I can’t see what the original post is, I assume he’s an Austin supporter.
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Doug Oldham @dmoldham.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They owed me a favor
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
THIS IS THE CURSE OF THE MUMMY - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATEN HOLDIN ONE OF DA BEST ALBUM'S OF ALL TIME "SCIENTIST RIDS THE WORLD OF THE EVIL CURSE OF THE VAMPIRES" AND THEY SAY ; "NOTHING IS REAL, EXCEPT DUB REGGAE, AND THE INEVITABLE FALL OF VENTURE CAPITALISM, A COMPUTER THAT LIES TO US MAY TRICK A RICH MAN BUT IT WILL NEVER PLANT CORN" ,,, THE WHOLE SHIT SHOW OF VC IS BASED ON A FEW COMPANYS WHICH ARE "ALL IN" ON AI AND YA GOTTA THINK THAT AINT GONNA LAST,  THE RICH CAN INJECT THEMSELVES AND HIDE IN BUNKER'S BUT YA STILL GOTTA HAVE FOOD, EVERYTHING STILL DEPEND'S ON PLANTING CORN KERNALS AND EATIN THE CORN PLANTS THAT GROW FROM THEM, A RICH MAN WILL NEVER APPRECIATE THE PERMEATING BASS AND THUNDERING DRUM'S OF THIS ALBUM, HAVING NEVER KNOWN THIRST HE WILL NOT APPRECIATE WATER, THE MONEY KEEPS HIM FROM EVER KNOWING THE MOST ESSENTIAL PART'S OF BEING ALIVE, IF HE WAS ENSOULED IT WOULD BE TRAGIC BUT OH WELL LMAO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Doug Oldham @dmoldham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s a shame that businesses can’t do the right thing simply because it’s the right thing and they have to wait until there’s a PR nightmare to do it.
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Doug Oldham @dmoldham.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I thought Florian Wirtz would grow into the job by now, but he looks absolutely lost.
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Doug Oldham @dmoldham.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s not fair that he should have to when the defenders don’t.
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