NOXIS BLACKSCALE, SCOURGE OF THE SEAS @dmarkh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Cool shrooms. Possibly chlorophyllum olivieri, "Shaggy Parasol" 000
NOXIS BLACKSCALE, SCOURGE OF THE SEAS @dmarkh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ain't no isthmus narrow enough 000
NOXIS BLACKSCALE, SCOURGE OF THE SEAS @dmarkh.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Guy who tries to "both sides" drums vs flats 000
NOXIS BLACKSCALE, SCOURGE OF THE SEAS @dmarkh.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Oh god my face and body and mind and soul 000
NOXIS BLACKSCALE, SCOURGE OF THE SEAS @dmarkh.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Guy who doesn't know what the song is about: This song is about a breakup 000
Reposted by NOXIS BLACKSCALE, SCOURGE OF THE SEASwint @dril.bsky.social · 19/03/2026thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it 44102202066
NOXIS BLACKSCALE, SCOURGE OF THE SEAS @dmarkh.bsky.social · 04/03/2026God forbid a man get in touch with his feminine side *takes big bite of Popeyes chicken* 000
Reposted by NOXIS BLACKSCALE, SCOURGE OF THE SEASwint @dril.bsky.social · 18/02/2026CEOs Never Cum 955279862
NOXIS BLACKSCALE, SCOURGE OF THE SEAS @dmarkh.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Drinking soda out of a glass bottle is the coolest thing a human being can do 000
NOXIS BLACKSCALE, SCOURGE OF THE SEAS @dmarkh.bsky.social · 31/01/2026I raise you M. Bubbles from Jackbox 000
NOXIS BLACKSCALE, SCOURGE OF THE SEAS @dmarkh.bsky.social · 31/01/2026The Conservatives' leader is fucking PeePee and his campaign manager's name is Outhouse. It's like. Everything going on in the world is proving what a completely abject failure modern conservativism is and 40% of the country still goes "I support the peepeepoopoo party" 000
NOXIS BLACKSCALE, SCOURGE OF THE SEAS @dmarkh.bsky.social · 29/01/2026I know this is the whole deal of fusion power and like, all power generation but at least on a household kitchen scale how have we not figured out a faster way to boil water. I ain't got time to wait here for 10 minutes 000
Reposted by NOXIS BLACKSCALE, SCOURGE OF THE SEASKumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 03/01/2026I can finally announce: I am in the next season (series) of Taskmaster! My favorite tv show! I’ve seen every season & some multiple times! Thrilled to be with this group of hilarious sweeties. Amy Gledhill Joanna Page Armando Iannucci Joel Dommett And me! 1914902261
Reposted by NOXIS BLACKSCALE, SCOURGE OF THE SEASSungWon Cho @prozdishere.bsky.social · 25/12/2025twitter: new update, every time you post, elon musk is literally going to break into your house and shit directly into your mouth users: that sucks but….i mean i HAVE to stay on there….. 6978422186
Reposted by NOXIS BLACKSCALE, SCOURGE OF THE SEASdan mentos @danmentos.com · 11/12/2025I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises 393889767
NOXIS BLACKSCALE, SCOURGE OF THE SEAS @dmarkh.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Well well well. If it isn't the actions of my own consequences. 000
NOXIS BLACKSCALE, SCOURGE OF THE SEAS @dmarkh.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Me every time I walk into the room designed for people to piss and shit and fart in: Why the FUCK does it smell like piss and shit and fart in here 000
NOXIS BLACKSCALE, SCOURGE OF THE SEAS @dmarkh.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Don't let absolute dogshit be the enemy of fine 000
NOXIS BLACKSCALE, SCOURGE OF THE SEAS @dmarkh.bsky.social · 30/11/2025MY FELLOW COMRADES we will MARCH on MUNCHIES CHIPS HEADQUARTERS and DEMAND they remove the FUCKING PRETZELS from their product or at least offer a version without PRETZELS or maybe 50% LESS PRETZELS our VOICES WILL BE HEARD!! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!! 000
NOXIS BLACKSCALE, SCOURGE OF THE SEAS @dmarkh.bsky.social · 20/11/2025You know who I hate? Those "hate is a strong word" mfers 000
NOXIS BLACKSCALE, SCOURGE OF THE SEAS @dmarkh.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Purposefully lowercasing when my phone automatically capitalizes the name of a brand or company I'm fighting capitalism on two different angles 010
NOXIS BLACKSCALE, SCOURGE OF THE SEAS @dmarkh.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Just invented the coolest person ever: Unproblematic Steve Harvey 000
NOXIS BLACKSCALE, SCOURGE OF THE SEAS @dmarkh.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Introducing: Dawnquil and Twilightquil 000
NOXIS BLACKSCALE, SCOURGE OF THE SEAS @dmarkh.bsky.social · 09/11/202568 must be feeling like Squidward having 2 annoying ass neighbours 000
NOXIS BLACKSCALE, SCOURGE OF THE SEAS @dmarkh.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Leftovers? What about rightunders 000
NOXIS BLACKSCALE, SCOURGE OF THE SEAS @dmarkh.bsky.social · 30/10/2025The amount of dudes who will be at Halloween parties wearing blue jays jerseys as a costume tomorrow... I don't think we as a society are ready for that 001
NOXIS BLACKSCALE, SCOURGE OF THE SEAS @dmarkh.bsky.social · 23/10/2025#spinnin may end up being my AOTY. Short and sweet but does everything right 000
NOXIS BLACKSCALE, SCOURGE OF THE SEAS @dmarkh.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Kevin Parker what are u doing chief 😭 000
NOXIS BLACKSCALE, SCOURGE OF THE SEAS @dmarkh.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Maybe if one sports game is enough to lock up our entire city's transportation infrastructure, then our city is broken. We need enormous investment into transportation and radical changes in our city design. This happens every week. "That's just the way things are" is a huge barrier to real progress 000
NOXIS BLACKSCALE, SCOURGE OF THE SEAS @dmarkh.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Using the bathroom after eating Burger King, call that a Royal Flush 000
NOXIS BLACKSCALE, SCOURGE OF THE SEAS @dmarkh.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Ovens take way too long to preheat. I don't have the time for this 000
NOXIS BLACKSCALE, SCOURGE OF THE SEAS @dmarkh.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Elon: I'm making a CENTRIST PARTY Elon a day later: I PROGRAMMED MY AI TO BE A NAZI 111
NOXIS BLACKSCALE, SCOURGE OF THE SEAS @dmarkh.bsky.social · 07/07/2025If ur ever calm. Just remember there are people named Mitch 000
NOXIS BLACKSCALE, SCOURGE OF THE SEAS @dmarkh.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Her: would you still love me if I was a worm Me, just realizing she isn't one: um 000
NOXIS BLACKSCALE, SCOURGE OF THE SEAS @dmarkh.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Sign language interpreter at the harsh noise show 000
NOXIS BLACKSCALE, SCOURGE OF THE SEAS @dmarkh.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Alexa order me $500 worth of celery 010
NOXIS BLACKSCALE, SCOURGE OF THE SEAS @dmarkh.bsky.social · 20/06/2025In the US when the waiter takes your credit card from the table. He is shoving it up his ass. That's why they do it in the US but in Canada you can just pay at the table because the waiter doesn't have to shove your credit card up his ass. 042
NOXIS BLACKSCALE, SCOURGE OF THE SEAS @dmarkh.bsky.social · 14/06/2025AWFUL LOTTA WHITE PEOPLE IN MINORITY REPORT 000
NOXIS BLACKSCALE, SCOURGE OF THE SEAS @dmarkh.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Holy shit I opened Facebook for the first time in months and my feed is all bigotry and right wing propaganda hahaha what the fuck someone just burn down the internet already 101
NOXIS BLACKSCALE, SCOURGE OF THE SEAS @dmarkh.bsky.social · 28/05/2025I opened splitwise for the first time in a while and got 5 emails telling me to get splitwise pro and literally who would spend money on that nonsense 000
