Reposted by DK SizzleBenjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 09/02/2025I'm a little nonplussed.open.substack.comI'm nonplussed about "nonplussed" (or am I?).[a little rant] 8685
Reposted by DK SizzleCrystal Fleming is on sabbatical @alwaystheself.bsky.social · 06/02/2025I watched "The Matrix" and thought "Wow, what an incredible reflection on identity and the self, the impulse of human freedom, the need to liberate ourselves from technologies of control" whereas these Silicon Valley bros saw fields of human batteries and thought "yes, yes, let's actually do that." 472126360
DK Sizzle @dksizzle.bsky.social · 03/02/2025When you go to conductor school, do you have to choose between trains and orchestras or do you receive training in both? 020
Reposted by DK SizzleWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 28/01/2025Unarm, unarm, and do not fight today. 817814
Reposted by DK SizzleDrew McWeeny @drewmcweeny.com · 23/01/2025I am as delighted by the nominations for THE SUBSTANCE as I am aghast at the lack of nominations for I SAW THE TV GLOW. The Academy continues their unbroken streak of getting as much wrong as right. And so it goes. 312110124
Reposted by DK Sizzledavid ehrlich @davidehrlich.bsky.social · 16/01/2025David Lynch gave us the language we needed to better articulate the indescribable strangeness of our shared reality. “Lynchian” is so overused because it’s a viscerally understandable word without any known synonyms. I can’t imagine a more beautiful artistic legacy than that. 109135762512
DK Sizzle @dksizzle.bsky.social · 05/12/2024My favorite people right now are the ones who are aghast that a parasitic healthcare ceo was gunned down in the street because they, too, might be a CEO one day maybe. 020
Reposted by DK SizzleLupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 03/12/2024If the sarlacc pit had consumed a healthy amount of probiotics we never woulda gotten that weird Boba Fett show. 172628
DK Sizzle @dksizzle.bsky.social · 03/12/2024We bought an accent chair and every time I sit in it I’m all “oh jolly good!” Or sometimes “itsa meee Mario.” So it definitely, like, works. 021
DK Sizzle @dksizzle.bsky.social · 03/12/2024We dug a well in our backyard but we made it an Orwell so now, instead of quenching our thirst, everything that comes out of it is just eerily prophetic 030
DK Sizzle @dksizzle.bsky.social · 03/12/2024“The Twist” is a great representation of Chubby Checker’s musical abilities but man, “Let’s Twist Again” is truly Chubby Chess. 020
DK Sizzle @dksizzle.bsky.social · 03/12/2024If you need a bad guy in your next movie hit me up I have been practicing eating tiny pieces of apple off a small knife. 031
DK Sizzle @dksizzle.bsky.social · 03/12/2024RIP to Deb Mathers, the world record holder of the most hip hop diss tracks ever recorded about a single person. Thanks for being such a terrible mother that you produced my favorite rapper, Debbie! I’m going to clean out my closet tonight in her honor. 110
DK Sizzle @dksizzle.bsky.social · 03/12/2024I’ve seen a lot of people saying a lot of disparaging things about Hunter Biden in the last few days and I’d just like to be the first to say- hey, that’s mean! 020
Reposted by DK SizzleSawyer Loves Star Wars 💜 @sawyeurism.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Repost if you think that Star Wars 44543197
DK Sizzle @dksizzle.bsky.social · 16/11/2024I kept telling you not to contact my Staph, you kept calling me a snooty rich guy but now we’re both sick. 020
DK Sizzle @dksizzle.bsky.social · 16/11/2024I’m completely okay with your brat summer as long as you laugh at my prat fall. chris and I love one another as only God could join two beings 030
DK Sizzle @dksizzle.bsky.social · 16/11/2024I actually work in film so I can tell you that having a “hand double” means you have to have two hands to get the job which, yes, ablest, but also makes it doubly difficult to get a foot in the door. 020
DK Sizzle @dksizzle.bsky.social · 15/11/2024I’ve decided to go into business for myself, anyone with any sort of issues with baldness please come see me at “Hell Toupee” once we get up and running. 143
