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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

"Suppose football now bears such extraordinary emotional weight precisely because it has become one of the very few arenas in which large numbers of ordinary people still experience themselves as participating directly in history."

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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

I am so unbelievably frustrated by @angelcity.com sacking Straus without even giving him a full season. Truly ridiculous. I had a lot more hope this season that we were on the right track, even though results were still not what we wanted. Now I feel like we might be absolutely nowhere

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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

I wish I could go back in time to the exact moment I realized the trebuchet I built for high school physics was a wildly inaccurate piece of shit I would tell 15-year-old me that it wasn’t a bad trebuchet. It wasn’t a trebuchet at all. It was actually an extremely accurate Arsenal penalty simulator

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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

But I would probably be both of these guys if most DJ decks understood partitions and file systems well enough for me to do both using the same USB stick

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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

I'm not the guy who carries a USB stick everywhere with tracks just in case I ever need to do an impromptu DJ set I'm the guy who carries one around with a bootable install of Fedora Linux just in case I need to set up an impromptu dev workstation or render farm

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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

So @anyaolson.bsky.social and I have gone to many @angelcity.com matches over the years, but just as luck would have it, we were somehow never here for a win Now we’ve been here for two wins in a row and they were glorious #angelcityfc

Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

My word, I think Straus has actually done it. We are… good. Never wanted to hear the contents of a halftime talk more in my life So proud of @angelcity.com #AngelCityFC

Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

No better time to break my bluesky silence than as @anyaolson.bsky.social and I enter BMO Stadium for the @angelcity.com home opener #AngelCityFC

A man and woman wearing Angel City FC shirts walking on a sidewalk outside BMO Stadium

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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Time to find out if Bayern are for real

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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Tonight I paid for a soda with a credit card that I spent several seconds searching for inside a package of salami Got home, poured myself the soda, thought about what a silly brain moment that had been! Maybe a minute or so later, I suddenly realized I was drinking the soda out of a cereal bowl

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

This is the best moonwalk performance I've ever seen

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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

I definitely have some redundancies in the soccer apps category but in this instance it feels great. We are officially on the upswing, and we can do it with the players we have. Imagine when Jonsdottir finally gets that first goal. #AngelCityFC

A screenshot of an iPhone lock screen displaying 7 notifications, all of which are about Angel City FC’s 2-1 win over Bay FC

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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Riley Tiernan is back! What brilliant goal #AngelCityFC

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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

What an absolutely incredible goal from Alyssa Thompson! That one felt great #ACFC #AngelCity

Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

the lovely @anyaolson.bsky.social and I celebrating my birthday in our own special ways

a woman flipping off the camera with both hands

Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Maybe the reason I started this job was because of what’s about to open right next to our office

An under-construction retail space covered from top to bottom with a huge ad announcing that it will soon be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizzeria.

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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

I like it because it is fun, it is recognizably Star Trek, and it is not built entirely on the most preposterous violation of the laws of physics I may have ever seen depicted (Discovery). But oh yes it would be wonderful if that aspect were true for everyone. Nobody should experience anything else

Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

I began and ended my workday by spilling a drink on my stuff

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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Today was 3 weeks working for Favorited.com, a new social video platform that believes a lot of the things I do: social means interaction rather than consumption, creators deserve to keep most of their earnings, trust & safety matters and requires resources. Definitely preferring it to doing nothing

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Level up your social | favorited

Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Happy 5th birthday to Blackberry, my special little boy and the only creature I’ve ever known who is even stranger than I am.

Nine arranged in a collage of a cute black cat, beginning from when he was just a baby kitten and continuing to today

Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

There’s something comforting about apparently being far from the only member of the 4:30am self service car wash club

Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

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Why does the dork at the bottom of the frame at the beginning have a 60-lb. backpack with a canteen? You're in MacArthur Park. There's an El Pollo Loco on 6th and Alvarado -- just pop in and get yourself a Diet Coke, you dork.

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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

Sandman season 2 is out today! Finally, the thing that my wife @anyaolson.bsky.social put the last few years of her life into is out there. So proud of her

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The Sandman: Season 2 | Official Trailer | Netflix

YouTube video by Netflix

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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

I cannot properly convey my shock and disappointment at Sweden not winning Eurovision in a total landslide

Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

In this universe, the Las Vegas strip is a brutalist enclave

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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

I wonder if I’ll ever be as excited about anything as this Crystal Palace fan is about being seconds away from winning the FA Cup

Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

I just met a man whose dog was diagnosed with lymphoma, so he has taken a leave of absence from work, bought a Sprinter van, and is going to just road trip with his dog to various nature destinations around the country for as long as his dog lives, and I am just floored by how beautiful this is

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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

lol we have 3 cats, I hope I don’t need 4 chairs at my desk to ensure that there’s always one for me

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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

It would appear having a decoy office chair has backfired

Two cute black cats, each sitting on their own office chairs and looking into the camera

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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Fear not,¹ Polymarket (polymarket.com) has that bet available, plus 12 more pope-based bets. ¹ I of course actually mean "fear everything", including and especially a timeline where you can place a bet on the next pope's sexuality on a crypto prediction market

Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

I don't know. So I read the Daily Beast one (shocked by the story), then the USA Today one at your suggestion (shocked by the difference in reporting), and then I read the German one both of these pieces cite and it's much closer to Daily Beast's. Truly frustrating to need to worry about this, too

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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

well this area seems like a supremely depressing deep dive

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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

do they go up to every human whose emotions/body language they've interpreted with at least 60% confidence? do they win a prize each time they are right