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Daniel Keywan Hollister

@dkh.bsky.social
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Fun with code + video. Member of Technical Staff at Favorited (fav.com). One-time film/tv camera/post ninja. Started 5-Second Films. ADHD. Kitten foster dad. Bayern Munich. Angel City. Fueled by techno & trance. Living in Los Angeles. Let's be kind.

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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WHAT A GOAL FROM NIEHUES @weareangelcity.bsky.social
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Jed Bartlet @josiahbartlet.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Skeeting" is something we do now?
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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I’m so happy! It’s about time! The Cinerama Dome is Back
drafthouse.com
Alamo Drafthouse Cinema
Alamo Drafthouse Cinema — food and drinks, reserved seating, and the best movies. Find showtimes and buy tickets.
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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
"Suppose football now bears such extraordinary emotional weight precisely because it has become one of the very few arenas in which large numbers of ordinary people still experience themselves as participating directly in history."
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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I am so unbelievably frustrated by @angelcity.com sacking Straus without even giving him a full season. Truly ridiculous. I had a lot more hope this season that we were on the right track, even though results were still not what we wanted. Now I feel like we might be absolutely nowhere
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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I wish I could go back in time to the exact moment I realized the trebuchet I built for high school physics was a wildly inaccurate piece of shit I would tell 15-year-old me that it wasn’t a bad trebuchet. It wasn’t a trebuchet at all. It was actually an extremely accurate Arsenal penalty simulator
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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I'm not the guy who carries a USB stick everywhere with tracks just in case I ever need to do an impromptu DJ set I'm the guy who carries one around with a bootable install of Fedora Linux just in case I need to set up an impromptu dev workstation or render farm
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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
So @anyaolson.bsky.social and I have gone to many @angelcity.com matches over the years, but just as luck would have it, we were somehow never here for a win Now we’ve been here for two wins in a row and they were glorious #angelcityfc
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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
My word, I think Straus has actually done it. We are… good. Never wanted to hear the contents of a halftime talk more in my life So proud of @angelcity.com #AngelCityFC
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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
No better time to break my bluesky silence than as @anyaolson.bsky.social and I enter BMO Stadium for the @angelcity.com home opener #AngelCityFC
A man and woman wearing Angel City FC shirts walking on a sidewalk outside BMO Stadium
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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Time to find out if Bayern are for real
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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Tonight I paid for a soda with a credit card that I spent several seconds searching for inside a package of salami Got home, poured myself the soda, thought about what a silly brain moment that had been! Maybe a minute or so later, I suddenly realized I was drinking the soda out of a cereal bowl
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
This is the best moonwalk performance I've ever seen
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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I definitely have some redundancies in the soccer apps category but in this instance it feels great. We are officially on the upswing, and we can do it with the players we have. Imagine when Jonsdottir finally gets that first goal. #AngelCityFC
A screenshot of an iPhone lock screen displaying 7 notifications, all of which are about Angel City FC’s 2-1 win over Bay FC
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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Riley Tiernan is back! What brilliant goal #AngelCityFC
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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
What an absolutely incredible goal from Alyssa Thompson! That one felt great #ACFC #AngelCity
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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
the lovely @anyaolson.bsky.social and I celebrating my birthday in our own special ways
a man drinking a liter of beera woman flipping off the camera with both hands
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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Let’s go Angel City!
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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Maybe the reason I started this job was because of what’s about to open right next to our office
An under-construction retail space covered from top to bottom with a huge ad announcing that it will soon be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizzeria.
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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I began and ended my workday by spilling a drink on my stuff
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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Today was 3 weeks working for Favorited.com, a new social video platform that believes a lot of the things I do: social means interaction rather than consumption, creators deserve to keep most of their earnings, trust & safety matters and requires resources. Definitely preferring it to doing nothing
favorited.com
Level up your social | favorited
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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Happy 5th birthday to Blackberry, my special little boy and the only creature I’ve ever known who is even stranger than I am.
Nine arranged in a collage of a cute black cat, beginning from when he was just a baby kitten and continuing to today
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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
There’s something comforting about apparently being far from the only member of the 4:30am self service car wash club
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Why does the dork at the bottom of the frame at the beginning have a 60-lb. backpack with a canteen? You're in MacArthur Park. There's an El Pollo Loco on 6th and Alvarado -- just pop in and get yourself a Diet Coke, you dork.
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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Sandman season 2 is out today! Finally, the thing that my wife @anyaolson.bsky.social put the last few years of her life into is out there. So proud of her
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The Sandman: Season 2 | Official Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I cannot properly convey my shock and disappointment at Sweden not winning Eurovision in a total landslide
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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I wonder if I’ll ever be as excited about anything as this Crystal Palace fan is about being seconds away from winning the FA Cup
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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
I just met a man whose dog was diagnosed with lymphoma, so he has taken a leave of absence from work, bought a Sprinter van, and is going to just road trip with his dog to various nature destinations around the country for as long as his dog lives, and I am just floored by how beautiful this is
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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
It would appear having a decoy office chair has backfired
Two cute black cats, each sitting on their own office chairs and looking into the camera
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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
playing soccer very badly
Image of a young woman wearing headphones, staring into the camera, and pointing up. Text has been added to the image so that she appears to be poiting at it. It reads:

"'Video games cause violence'

Based on the last game you played, what are you getting arrested for?"
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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
“We’re building something authentic and lasting.” — man who just acquired the rights to the most fraudulent over-before-it-started event of our time
deadline.com
Fyre Festival To Be Turned Into Music Streaming Service With IP Deal
Shawn Rech has acquired the trademarks behind the infamous music festival to launch a streaming service.
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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Alexander Straus appointed as #ACFC manager is an extremely smart move, and a much bigger deal than most of us expected. Angel City supporters wanting a crash course on what Strauss is like and how he runs his teams can watch the recent and excellent Bayern Frauen documentary series on YouTube
youtube.com
FC Bayern | More than 90 minutes - YouTube
In cooperation with Allianz, the main partner of FC Bayern Women, FC Bayern is releasing its first in-depth documentary about the record-breaking women's tea...
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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
It's been years, but I am still waiting for something to come along and dethrone this product from the high pedestal on which it sits in my head. Simultaneously, it managed to be 1) truly hilarious, 2) incredibly hipstery, and 3) a colossal grift
Screenshot from a store selling a $99 wristwatch that does not tell the time or do anything else, the face simply has the word "NOW" printed on it. The description reads:

"Encouraging clarity, focus, and purpose, the Matters collection of time-less-pieces redeems the value of now. It provokes a life well-lived, by bringing to mind what matters most. Through distinctive design and noble materials, each object is considerately crafted for this mission.

So whether your aim is to lead well, love first, serve others or stay hungry... write it down. Make it clear. For if we live life like it matters — it will.

This is not a watch or timepiece that tells time. It’s less, but better."
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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I'm in my 30s, with adult responsibilities and several living creatures to care for. Why did I think I would enjoy being bothered by a needy virtual pet a dozen times a day? @anyaolson.bsky.social anthropomorphizes everything and gets truly sad if it's neglected so I have no choice, I am its father
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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
How am I supposed to prove to IMDb that I didn’t work on a show I’m credited for? Sworn statements from my wife testifying as to my whereabouts? Geotagged photos? Credit card receipts? Blockchain data of some sort?
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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Well the Angel City Tamagotchi arrived today lol
An unopened Tamagotchi box with Angel City FC branding
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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Amazing goal from Fuller for Angel City!
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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
"What's the weather in San Francisco?" is to the A.I. community what Big Buck Bunny is to the video community
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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Whoa, Mala Grohs is in goal right now for Bayern in their Champions League match! Mala was diagnosed with cancer back in November and had surgery in December. She is already back, returning as a starter in a huge match. This is remarkable and people should be writing about it
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NWSL @nwslsoccer.com · 17/03/2025
It's AT21 running to celebrate with her @angelcity.com teammates for us 🥹
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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
lol I just bought an Angel City Tamagotchi What a brilliant collaboration if your intent is to rope in someone of my generation
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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Volemos! #AngelCityFC
View of the pitch at BMO Stadium right before the Angel City FC match. Fans in the stands are all waving Angel City flags while fireworks and pink smoke are set off from the middle of the field 3 giant tifos at the Angel City FC match depicting scenes of the city of Los Angeles with a pink sky with the words “Our City, Our Home”
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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I’m not at a football match in London, but an immersive theater in Los Angeles. lol COSM is insane
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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Belgium has this great system where companies get a tax break for investing in audiovisual works, performing arts, or video games. Apparently, it works really well—a win for companies, artists, and Belgium. I learned this exists because "Flow" was funded in part by it
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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
"Flow" won the Oscar for best animated feature, which is incredible, and marks the first Oscar for: • a Latvian film • a film made with the free & open-source Blender software • an animated feature with 100% European financing • Director Gints Zilbalodis, who is also the youngest to ever win
apnews.com
‘Flow’ wins animated feature Academy Award, delivering Latvia its first Oscar
“Flow,″ a wordless cat parable, has won the Oscar for animated feature at Sunday’s 97th Academy Awards.
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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Earthquake in Los Angeles. Here in Hollywood it didn’t feel very severe, but it lasted longer than usual
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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Apparently Firefox has been sending this nerdy and supremely silly "300" pun with every WebRTC SDP answer for over ten years
A screenshot of the Firefox developer console showing the text "THIS IS SDPARTA" being sent with a response, referencing both the movie "300" as well as SDP, which is the technology being used here.
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Daniel Keywan Hollister @dkh.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
This might be the most perfect and versatile article title of all time. Fun for all, for many reasons. (Interesting piece, too!)
atlasobscura.com
The World’s Oldest Anus Has an Unexplained Glow in Florida
Scientists are studying its bowel movements, its dazzling sparkle, and its relation to us.
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