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Dani

@djwellis.bsky.social
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Humanbeast from the U.K. Alternative nerd. I like making things.

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Dani @djwellis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Adele-icious cake ?
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Dani @djwellis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Enya-n rings
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nycfemm.bsky.social @nycfemm.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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Jason Gorman @jasongorman.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Any government that isn't right now accelerating plans to transition to 100% clean, renewable energy is either: a. Incompetent b. In the pockets of people who'd rather they didn't c. a & b
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Mark McIntyre @markjmcintyre.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I don't remember seeing an image of Earth before that captures the (thin, fragile, tiny layer of) atmosphere so clearly. I mean, look at that.
Zooming in on the photo of Earth taken by astronauts on Artemis II on their way to the Moon, you can clearly see the Aurora Borealis and thin layer of atmosphere wrapping around the planet.Zooming in on the photo of Earth taken by astronauts on Artemis II, you can clearly see the thin layer of atmosphere wrapping around the entire planet.
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Dani @djwellis.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Final night doing the lights on Pratchett’s Going Postal. Sad times. But exciting times!
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
If you pay for anything Harry Potter-related, if you take part in anything Harry Potter-related, you are sending money to the person who does this and uses the money to pay legal costs for bigots just like her. She is a vile, sick, dangerous misery. A hollow mess who will leave a putrid legacy.
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Jon Burke🌍 @jonburkeuk.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
52% of U.K gas consumption is for heating and cooking (mainly heating). The Government committing to the simple task of delivering a heat pump, electric oven, and induction hob at every home in the land, to reduce emissions and increase energy security, should be a strategic national priority.
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Dani @djwellis.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Last night I repaired this by bypassing the broken thermostat. Hooray! However I also labelled it so only I would be sensible enough to use it. That’s normal right?
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Dani @djwellis.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Today, I have done a livestream! Tomorrow, I shall do another livestream!
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Dani @djwellis.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Charlie Bucket - who had the least - was the only kid he made pay for his candy.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
It's no coincidence the Epstein files are full of billionaires; yet we were told to look for monsters in drag shows and border crossings.
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Dani @djwellis.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Two weeks since I precariously placed this can. Happy memories.
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Dani @djwellis.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Best costume I’d ever seen.
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Dani @djwellis.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Bao !
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Dani @djwellis.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
BEHOLD! Colouring pencils!
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Dani @djwellis.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
This is not a sign one usually sees. I feel I should investigate it!
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Dani @djwellis.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
The perfect breakfast
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Dani @djwellis.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Thank you @why2025.bsky.social for the memories 💜
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Dani @djwellis.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Heh. I’m allowed to vote.
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Dani @djwellis.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
THEATRE STUFF !
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
"Gamer girl? No i said I'm a gamer GULL" *poops on your game of Catan*
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Dani @djwellis.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
BEST PRESENT EVERRRRR
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Dani @djwellis.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Making a theatre! Romeo & Juliet - in a forest - swords shall ensue!
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Dani @djwellis.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
This has been such a lovely day. Robots! Picnics! Windows XP!
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Dani @djwellis.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Hallo danger-fren!
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Dani @djwellis.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
HALLO CHOMPY FREN ! #Dinosaur
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Please listen to the UN General Secretary.
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Xenta @xenta.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
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Dani @djwellis.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Looks like a thrilling movie! Also - isn’t that screen only possible for Win10 home edition? #licensing €notahashtag ¥hashtagsarentusefulanyway
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Dani @djwellis.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Visited family, discovered water, sky pretty, made photo.
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Dani @djwellis.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I’M ON A TRAAAAAAIN Off to London - conference thrills afoot. Woooo.
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Dani @djwellis.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Don’t worry. We’ve all been there.
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Dani @djwellis.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Why do people make adult references to the number 69, but not the number 96? #Crime #Wisdom
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Brett Meiselas @bmeiselas.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Feels like every hotel, airplane, car, new home, etc implemented standard USB ports and literally the same year the entire tech world changed over to USB-C
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Jenny Colgan @jennycolgan.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Me, a genius: hey why don't you press the button and steady Christmas lights come on All Christmas Light Manufacturers: NO! IT SHALL BE NUMBER EIGHT, BY ETERNAL YULETIDE DECREE!!!!!
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
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Paula Cheshire 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 @paulacheshire.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
This is not a #comic about cooking btw 🫠
First comic panel: A woman pouring the contents of a jar into a pot. She says "A good amount of effort"

Second comic panel: The same woman is pouring some powder into the pot. She says "A handful of illusion".

Third comic panel: The woman is pouring the content of a bag into the pot. She says "Hours and hours and hours of investment..."

Fourth comic panel: The woman tries the recipe. She says "Mmmm..."

Fifth comic panel: She looks at front and says, with a smile "A perfect failure".
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Dani @djwellis.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Heehee!
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Natalie Gray @natgrayy.es · 05/12/2024
Over the last 18 months, Spotify's heads have consistently made millions out of the company, while lowering royalties, and laying off thousands of people! If you like music & can afford to, please consider supporting artists, especially smaller ones. Gig tickets, physical media, merch…
Three articles overlayed on the Spotify Wrapped graphic. The first two are from December 2023. 
1: “Swedish music-streaming giant Spotify has announced it is cutting 17% of its workforce, about 1,500 jobs, as the company seeks to clamp down on costs.”
2: “Spotify CFO cashes in £7.2m in shares after value surges on news of job cuts.
Price of shares in music streaming service leaped after announcement it was laying off almost a fifth of its workforce”
3: “Spotify's latest change to its royalty distribution model could result in a
substantial loss of income for independent musicians. Under this updated policy, which took effect in April 2024, tracks on the platform must achieve a minimum of 1,000 streams per year to qualify for royalty payments. The move, designed to reduce streaming fraud, aims to redirect funds toward more popular tracks, but it raises concerns for many artists and smaller labels who may struggle to meet the threshold.”
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Dani @djwellis.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Today I am in A&E. Nothing life threatening, just pain - so no sympathy needed! But in the waiting room I’ve met some cool people, got all my Christmas shopping done and feel a bit more organised. The vibe during the day is all rather friendly.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Oh no! We never meant for this to affect ordinary hard-working castle owners.
Telegraph article showing man in front of a castle, with headline: my 12th century castle is at risk under labour's tax raid - I'm so angry.
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