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DJ Todd | Real Synthetic Audio

@djtodd242.bsky.social
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Producer & host of Real Synthetic Audio: a weekly show of new industrial, EBM, darkwave & synthpop. New episode every Monday. Hack DJ, music curator. Warrior of Genghis Khan. ▶ youtube.com/@RealSyntheticAudio 🌐 synthetic.org

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DJ Todd | Real Synthetic Audio @djtodd242.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This weeks RSA is online! Been busy! The shows going forward, and the back catalogue has been updated, will be tagged properly so that media organizers like Plex, etc. will sort the shows into albums by year. The YouTube templates were also updated. synthetic.org www.youtube.com/@RealSynthet...
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DJ Todd | Real Synthetic Audio @djtodd242.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dear Typhoo tea company. Please bring back your round tea bags. I am not a crackpot.
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Charlie Angus @charlieangus104.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The US-owned National Post is urging Canadian Jews to take matters into their own hands to punish Avi Lewis for speaking up against the genocide in Gaza. They reference the Bible to bury alive and consume by fire. This is extremist hate. It needs to get called out. nationalpost.com/opinion/yoni...
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Yoni Goldstein: Jewish law tells us how to deal with Avi Lewis
His Yom Kippur message was indefensible
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DJ Todd | Real Synthetic Audio @djtodd242.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Real Synthetic Audio is a weekly show of new industrial, EBM, darkwave & synthpop, hosted by me, DJ Todd. New episode every Monday. ▶ Watch: youtube.com/@RealSyntheticAudio 🌐 More: synthetic.org #industrial #EBM #darkwave #synthpop
Real Synthetic Audio logo: "RSA – 25 Years Synthetic" in white futuristic lettering over glowing blue circuit-board rings on a dark background.
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DJ Todd | Real Synthetic Audio @djtodd242.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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DJ Todd | Real Synthetic Audio @djtodd242.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This weeks RSA is online! Made a big change last week and finally bid adieu to the remnants of my hair and shaved my head! Getting the show done early as I'm finally replacing the desk I've used since the 90s. Time to start taking everything apart! synthetic.org www.youtube.com/@RealSynthet...
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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DJ Todd | Real Synthetic Audio @djtodd242.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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DJ Todd | Real Synthetic Audio @djtodd242.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This weeks RSA is online! This week we're slowly saying goodbye to summer, but apparently we're going to get a nice long warm fall, my favourite time of year. Nothing like being able to break out the leather jacket without freezing or broiling. synthetic.org www.youtube.com/@RealSynthet...
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DJ Todd | Real Synthetic Audio @djtodd242.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I laugh because it's true.
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DJ Todd | Real Synthetic Audio @djtodd242.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Time for a change.
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Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 17/09/2026
Who run Beautytown?
A very old-fashioned yellow shingle for a business called MASTER BLASTER HAIR CARE. I took this picture in Cincinnati, Ohio
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DJ Todd | Real Synthetic Audio @djtodd242.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 14/09/2026
Tech oligarchs agree calling AI "too dangerous" way cooler than just admitting it doesn't work
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Tech oligarchs agree calling AI "too dangerous" way cooler than just admitting it doesn't work
SILICON VALLEY - The CEOs of OpenAI, Anthropic, and GrokAI have released a statement agreeing that claiming artificial intelligence "could potentially kill all humans" sounds much more awesome than just admitting that they blew a fortune on glorified chatbots.
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DJ Todd | Real Synthetic Audio @djtodd242.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is all of us.
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DJ Todd | Real Synthetic Audio @djtodd242.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This weeks RSA is online! OK I goofed last week and managed to not play the regularly scheduled last track and went straight to the "bonus" track. Oops. Well, the J Dead track has been put back into the inbox and I'll get to it soon! synthetic.org www.youtube.com/@RealSynthet...
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/09/2026
[A 2x2 grid categorizing responsibility and involvement.]

                My monkeys    Not my monkeys
My circus       Sovereignty   Occupation
Not my circus   Alienation    Absolution
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DJ Todd | Real Synthetic Audio @djtodd242.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It was a awesome moment today when Jean Chretien (92), our PM on 9/11 said at our memorial in NL: "Don't mistake our generosity for weakness." The Orange dipshit (80) fell asleep at his.
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DJ Todd | Real Synthetic Audio @djtodd242.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Switched my NNTP provider from the US to NL. I think the only tech money I'm sending south is my Google Drive account.
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DJ Todd | Real Synthetic Audio @djtodd242.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Also, fuck the AfD.
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DJ Todd | Real Synthetic Audio @djtodd242.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This weeks RSA is online! A happy Labour day to us all in North America where we celebrate the workers right we have that are slowly eroding! This week we've got a great collection of new stuff to share, and a remastered favourite! synthetic.org www.youtube.com/@RealSynthet...
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Alex/Digital Geist 🎹 @digitalgeist.com · 05/09/2026
Your fear of looking stupid is holding you back
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DJ Todd | Real Synthetic Audio @djtodd242.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Pictured: My cat Pickles eating. (His nickname as a kitten was Piggles)
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DJ Todd | Real Synthetic Audio @djtodd242.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Asahi SouKai Cola. Interesting aftertaste, almost like coke and whiskey. No caffeine. Not bad.
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DJ Todd | Real Synthetic Audio @djtodd242.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I know of a place you can get a golden shower. Alert Funker Vogt immediately.
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DJ Todd | Real Synthetic Audio @djtodd242.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Buy Matts stuff or he'll steal your Teddy Bear.
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Holodeck Four @holodeckfour.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Right?!?!
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👻 L.T. Vargus, undead and still disgraced author 👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
HUSBAND: she handwashes all of her bras in a big pot and then asks ‘who’s hungry for some titty soup?’ DIVORCE LAWYER: my god
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DJ Todd | Real Synthetic Audio @djtodd242.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This weeks RSA is online! Completely back on my feet and as usual when I'm on the mend I have more time to sit in front of the computer and work on RSA. I'm proud of all of my shows (1402 so far!) but this is a good one. synthetic.org www.youtube.com/@RealSynthet...
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DJ Todd | Real Synthetic Audio @djtodd242.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Beautiful usage of the meme.
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DJ Todd | Real Synthetic Audio @djtodd242.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Next up from Japan. Strawberry coke. Insanely sweet. Like drinking coke flavoured strawberry syrup. I need to go talk to Wilford Brimley about my Diabeetus now. He what? In 2020? Shit.
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DJ Todd | Real Synthetic Audio @djtodd242.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Todd's on the imported soda train again. Raw Pepsi. I think the gimmick is the flavourings aren't heated? Couldn't tell the difference really. But it was good.
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DJ Todd | Real Synthetic Audio @djtodd242.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
From the Star Wars Memes subreddit:
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 26/08/2026
Polyamorous vegan baristas and conservative uncles unite in memory of Dolly Parton
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Polyamorous vegan baristas and conservative uncles unite in memory of Dolly Parton
DOLLYWOOD - Following the passing of beloved country music icon and humanitarian Dolly Parton, millions of tattooed urban progressive cyclists have joined in profound mourning alongside open carry unc...
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DJ Todd | Real Synthetic Audio @djtodd242.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
PP should be up there too, but I got a sensible chuckle outta this.
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DJ Todd | Real Synthetic Audio @djtodd242.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I was visited on my balcony by a female Warbler.
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DJ Todd | Real Synthetic Audio @djtodd242.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
How Pickles shares the chair.
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DJ Todd | Real Synthetic Audio @djtodd242.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This weeks RSA is online! Sorry for the lateness this week, I was sick all weekend and hasn't quite gotten the show finished by then. But it up for everyone now, and I'm going to cut this short so I can go back to the couch for a bit. synthetic.org www.youtube.com/@RealSynthet...
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DJ Todd | Real Synthetic Audio @djtodd242.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I think the people living across and down from me in the next building may be a wee bit paranoid.
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DJ Todd | Real Synthetic Audio @djtodd242.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sorry folks, RSA is going to be delayed a day. I've spent the entire weekend "Bazooka Barfing" (thank you Berke Breathed) and I'm just back to being able to keep down tea. The show is complete, minus me tying it all together. So I'll finish it tomorrow when I feel a little closer to human
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DJ Todd | Real Synthetic Audio @djtodd242.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
On American booze
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DJ Todd | Real Synthetic Audio @djtodd242.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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DJ Todd | Real Synthetic Audio @djtodd242.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Buddies.
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DJ Todd | Real Synthetic Audio @djtodd242.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This weeks RSA is online! This should have gone out yesterday, but Bluesky was down so I decided to go outside and enjoy the blue sky we had yesterday. Garden needed pruning anyway. synthetic.org www.youtube.com/@RealSynthet...
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DJ Todd | Real Synthetic Audio @djtodd242.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
For @digitalgeist.com I've been to Villa Straylight.
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DJ Todd | Real Synthetic Audio @djtodd242.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I saw that Pennywise and The Circle Jerks are on tour and will be in Toronto Sept. 27. ...tickets starts at $70? Fuck off.
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DJ Todd | Real Synthetic Audio @djtodd242.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This weeks RSA is online! A beautiful weekend to be spending outside! Why am I here?This week we've got a lot of great new stuff including a pair of tracks that seriously give me moments of "Deja Vu". Plus the missing Rob Dust remix from last week! synthetic.org www.youtube.com/@RealSynthet...
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DJ Todd | Real Synthetic Audio @djtodd242.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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DJ Todd | Real Synthetic Audio @djtodd242.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This weeks RSA is online! Woo! Mechanical Horizon is back! Because it's a long weekend here in Soviet Canuckistan, I have plenty of time to procrastinate on my chores and get RSA out to everyone! synthetic.org www.youtube.com/@RealSynthet...
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