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D. J. Runnels — author 📚💙

@djrunnels.bsky.social
4.2K followers 2.4K following 4K posts

Almost published by HarperCollins, went Indie, hit the Amazon top 150 in US humor and top 100 in Absurdist Satire. Litfic disguised as ghost stories. Vonnegut meets Du Maurier. Chicago. ND. #SkyWriters 🚫AI Linktr.ee/LifesAnExpedition

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D. J. Runnels — author 📚💙 @djrunnels.bsky.social · 3h
Molto bene. 🇮🇹
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D. J. Runnels — author 📚💙 @djrunnels.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Credit: Dan Piraro
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Two grim reapers talking at an elevator.

One, clearly in costume, says: Are you on your way to a Halloween party, too?

The other one, obviously the actual grim reaper, replies: Um…actually, neither of us are.
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D. J. Runnels — author 📚💙 @djrunnels.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
THEM: Now this flu shot *might* make you tired for a day or so. ME: Blfflst.
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Tired Moira Rose in Schitt's Creek
Alt: Tired Moira Rose in Schitt's Creek
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The cutest thing you'll see today Repost of @PerceptiveBliss: Original post
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Billy Wilder's wonderful grave, at Westwood Village Memorial Park — L.A.
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D. J. Runnels — author 📚💙 @djrunnels.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
(Left) The face I make when my doorbell rings and I don’t want to answer it. Which is always.
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D. J. Runnels — author 📚💙 @djrunnels.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Behold: The right form of they’re. The wrong form of great. A quote mark instead of an apostrophe.
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Tony The Tiger: They're Graaaate!
Alt: Tony The Tiger: They're Graaaate! 🤦🏻‍♀️
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D. J. Runnels — author 📚💙 @djrunnels.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Colorful Animated Thank You So Much Message
Alt: Thank you
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The Madman he/him @revdarko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Drop some GHOSTS 👻🖤
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Space Ghost Dancing
ALT: Space Ghost Dancing
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D. J. Runnels — author 📚💙 @djrunnels.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Sirjasu
Alt: Keanu Reeves
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D. J. Runnels — author 📚💙 @djrunnels.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thanks! I hope I deserve it. 🥺
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D. J. Runnels — author 📚💙 @djrunnels.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ah! What was she doing there? Shoplifting? She’s known for that.
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D. J. Runnels — author 📚💙 @djrunnels.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Drop some GHOSTS 👻🖤
Dead Edna by D. J. Runnels
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D. J. Runnels — author 📚💙 @djrunnels.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I love this concept so much. The climate changes in Chicago might make these cost effective up to seven months of the year, whereas 15 years ago, it might have been five at best. Also depends on whether your home is shaded by buildings/trees.
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D. J. Runnels — author 📚💙 @djrunnels.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Full disclosure: I once spilled a little champagne on my shoe at a brunch when the host's dog jumped on me. The dog then proceeded to lap it up. I edged away and made dazzling conversation on the other side of the room. Don’t tell anyone.
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D. J. Runnels — author 📚💙 @djrunnels.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Authors, this is the real reason why followers don’t comment on your book posts as much as your other posts. (FYI: I’m a former copywriter/ad agency creative director. Eight years of that and two years in PR. This is what my intuition tells me.)
Authors: this is the real reason why people don’t comment on your book posts.

This is normal. When followers see a book cover or description, what are they supposed to say? They probably haven't read it yet.

They can say, "Oooh! Pretty colors!" Or maybe, "Is it gory?" And that's about it.

It's the online version of an awkward introduction at your sister's wedding.
"How do you know the groom?"
"He used to be my boyfriend."
"?"

See? What do you say to that?
Nothing. You're focused on not
spilling champagne on your
shoe.
—d.j.runnels, author
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D. J. Runnels — author 📚💙 @djrunnels.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@mkalexander.bsky.social MK wrote more than that, but I only used the first paragraph of the review so the type would appear larger in this image. Sorrrrryyyy, MK.
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Adorable Cat Crying Filter with Bowl
Alt: Cat crying into bowl with remorse.
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D. J. Runnels — author 📚💙 @djrunnels.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Review:
Ghost
Mystery
Satire
Suspense

Book cover:
D. J. Runnels
Dead Edna
Ghosts are people, too.


MK Alexander
5 stars Verified
This story begins with a dysfunctional family, characters who aren't exactly likable: ex-wives, ex-husbands, and a tormented teenager- but wait.Then add a big dose of humor, a haunted house, of course Edna the ghost, a murder mystery, a crackerjack courtroom scene, a truly unfathomable tragedy, and underneath it all, a love story.
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Michael Hall @mhallarts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Getting the new week started with some garden art!" #blueskyart #blueskyartist
Multicolored garden street art
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G. Lawrence 📚💙📚💙📚 @glawrence.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Alexandria, Egypt, 51 BCE. Cleopatra has ascended the throne of Egypt. As her reign unfold, mistakes cost the young Queen dearly, leading to mortal peril, flight... & civil war Descendants of the Gods $4.99 or #Free #KindleUnlimited! #Ancient #histfic #booksky 📚💙 a.co/d/01q9jT1C
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M.Y. Hauger @myhauger.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The chaos continues, this time, with Simon, who finds himself in what seems to be a perpetual nightmare. It seems he trapped with no way to escape it. books2read.com/u/m290jR 🔗 @taggartrehnnauthor.bsky.social @norbaikin.bsky.social @tweeterforyou.bsky.social
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Thomas Muller @thomasm-author.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "A road most horrifying!" It’s time for you to discover what’s going on at “Foster Road” — and why — as you follow Greg Warner on his unexpected journey into Hell. (Thank you to @prystauk.bsky.social for the review!) Darkness descends onto the home at Foster Road... LINK👉 a.co/d/06uKzsWn
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Author Sharon Lopez @lopezsharauthor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The World Inside Stephanie's Head: Book 1 in the Stephanie Series Sharon Lopez @lopezsharauthor.bsky.social books2read.com/u/bo8Qq1 #friendship #romance #betrayal #writingcommunity #books #booksky #bookboost #readersky
The World Inside Stephanie's Head: Book 1 in the Stephanie Series by Sharon Lopez https://books2read.com/u/bo8Qq1
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Geoffrey R Jonas - 🇨🇦 Author @geoffreyrjonas.ca · 05/10/2026
Another 5 star review! www.goodreads.com/book/show/22...
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Barry Maher @barrymaher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Trailer for The Great Dick: And the Dysfunctional Demon Check it out: amzn.to/4lPqn8V@
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GabrielConstans @gabrielconstans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
📽️ Their family secret is no longer a secret. I wrote the #book & #screenplay. #film #India #sapphic #family #baby #lesbian #movie #USA #romcom. Worldwide on Tubi: tinyurl.com/5fehc7pb & other streaming services (including YouTube & Amazon). Trailer: tinyurl.com/37kz3rew
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Tony Riches @tonyriches.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Power, ambition, and dynastic struggle collide as Henry’s story unfolds—where every decision shapes a kingdom and every alliance comes at a cost.” mybook.to/HENRY-Book-T... #Tudors #HistoricalFiction #KindleUnlimited #audiobook
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Wendy_Bayne CA 🍁 @wendybayne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The past comes back to haunt the Hamiltons: Nell disappears, and Lissa and Miles have to convince Hamilton to tell them why, then set out to find her. mybook.to/JocksFollyBo...
Book cover against the background of the coastline.
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Kernow 〓〓 @kernow.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Cornish MP Perran Moon in the Commons, advocating for #CornishDevolution perranmoon.co.uk/wp-content/u...
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Diane “It’s behind me, isn’t it” M. Johnson @caseyadamsstark.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thanks for hosting! It’s a perfect setup for my Perfect Prophet series about a death metal atheist and an obsessed fan base. www.amazon.com/dp/B08V3GZJ7... #HorrorWritersChat
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Jason Conway @daydreamacademy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Calling Bluesky poets… Steel Jackdaw Magazine closes submissions for Edition 23 on Monday 5th October (midnight UK time). Submissions are free and open to international artists. For submission criteria and how to submit, visit: www.steeljackdaw.com #poetrysky #poetrycommunity #poetrylovers
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AJ Aberford/Anthony Aberford @ajaberford.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Looking forward to part 2 of my #AuntLily trilogy coming out later this month. If you’ve not met her yet, why not catch up with part 1 which is on a special #kindle promotion this week. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “A gripping and clever mystery.” www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0GSH63BGC www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0GSH63BGC
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judypenzsheluk @judypenzsheluk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just 23 more sleeps until launch day for A FATAL AFFAIR: THE MURDER OF HELEN GRIER, a true crime cold case mystery. We tell the story. YOU be the judge! Pre-order at www.books2read.com/afatalaffair. More retail links coming soon.
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Available now at your favorite digital store!
A Fatal Affair: The Murder of Helen Grier by Amanda Capper, Judy Penz Sheluk
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RR Cara Clayton @rrcaraclayton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
getbook.at/ResistanceOfLove À gripping historical saga set during World War II! For fans of Lorna Cook, Maeve Binchy, and Dilly Court. Can Delphi keep her family safe? Will they find a way to defy the occupying forces? Or will the brutal new regime destroy their peace forever…?
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Ken Stark @kenstark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Wow, Ken has a way of telling a believable story that pulls you in and steals you away. A page-turner I won't forget!" Arcadia Falls getbook.at/arcadiafalls FREE on Kindle Unlimited Also on #audible #FREE #Kindleunlimited #YA #mustread #suspense #thriller #Horror #audiobook 📚💙
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Rosalind Barden author @rosalindbarden.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
New book releases Fall 2026 from Indie Authors! Mysteries, thrillers, romance, sci-fi, fantasy. Includes "The Hollywood Haunt," 6th in my 1930s cozy noir Sparky of Bunker Hill Mystery series. Check it out now: books.bookfunnel.com/newrelease-o... #bookstoread #mysteryreader @bookmojo.bsky.social
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Lizette Neves @lizetteneves.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
31 new days, 31 new chances to grow, smile, and shine. 💙✨️
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William D. Prystauk @prystauk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is what we call "The Hobbit House" in my neighborhood. It's all decked out for #Halloween. #PrystaukPhotography #StreetPhotography
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Paul Hollis @hollowmanseries.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
When the authenticity lands, readers feel it in their gut. f.mtr.cool/poajatgume #TheHollowMan #PaulHollis #SpyThriller #ColdWarThriller #EspionageFiction #ThrillerBooks
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D. J. Runnels — author 📚💙 @djrunnels.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ohhh, look. I found your next Halloween binge read. Dead Edna by D. J. Runnels Ghost mystery satire. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Laugh. Gasp. Cry. Amazon.com/dp/B0C63RZM9V #booksky 📚💙
Spooky photo I took in my very old spooky house, digitally altered without Gen AI. 

Supernatural
Mystery
Satire

"It was as though the writer had twisted a kaleidoscope,
turning shimmer and glitz into shadow and portent." Yes, someone wrote that in a review. 

On the right: photo of author looking ghostly. Book cover designed without Gen AI. Book written without Gen AI. I really hate Gen AI. 

D. J. Runnels
Dead Edna
Ghosts are people, too.
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Sandra Cox @scoxauthor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Giveaway link: cowboytrivia.blogspot.com/p/win-wester...
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MK Alexander @smartreads.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🛰️ Pioneer Sun… LATEST RELEASE #Scifi #Wallops #NASA #JPL #Goddard #KU #Amazon 📚🛸 www.amazon.com/dp/B0FBLJGWW5
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Stefan Angelina McElvain @stefanangelinam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fancy reading something wild? #adult erotic action-adventure #paranormalromance #fantasy #aliens #scifi Visit strange new worlds/alternate realities Discover thought provoking series & quickies where anything can happen Expect the Unexpected amazon.com/stores/autho... #KU is free #bookSky
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WobbleBoo @wobbleboo.com · 05/10/2026
15 minutes a day. No prep needed. Buy once, print forever. #USAparents #wobbleboo #homeschooling
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Mystery Tomes @mysterytomes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
THE HIGH ISLAND - 'For everyone missing Dr Rhona MacLeod, enter DI Erling Flett. A stunning start to what will undoubtedly be a superb series' — Frances Crawford, author of A Bad, Bad Place bit.ly/4pzBB4H #TheHighIsland #LinAnderson #CrimeFiction
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Clayton Graham @claytongrahamscifi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Highly Awarded Science Fiction 'LOOKING FOR LIFE': Spread your wings. Explore your universe. mybook.to/LOFL ★★★★★ “Looking for Life is a spine-tingling, thrilling compilation of stories you mustn’t miss." Also on KU. #scifi #ian1 #mustread #readers #bookworms #SFF #kindle #Booksky #SciFiBooks
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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Frederic Remington (American, 1861-1909) The Outlier, 1909 Oil on canvas 40 × 27 1/16 in (101.6 × 68.7 cm) The Brooklyn Museum #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
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D. J. Runnels — author 📚💙 @djrunnels.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is how I imagine running into my nanny. She must have been the one who instilled tenderness in me, because I don’t recall any other loving influences from childhood. I am grateful to her every day for nurturing me those first two years. She saved me from being an empty shell of a human.
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Davis Eastwood @davis-eastwood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Considering the crisis of the time, I'm surprised more people aren't talking about how prescient this was, especially as a debut novel. Do people not read Player Piano in high school anymore?
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