David @djnsussex.bsky.social · 13/07/2026It really does. It could’ve been written yesterday. The same things occupy the mind of the middle class housewife and it really proves nothing changes! Ever. 041
David @djnsussex.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I went into Kubar and they were playing the England match on the screen and it was full of people so I left shouting behind me, “THIS USED TO BE A SAFE SPACE” at the baffled homosexual football fans. 1101
David @djnsussex.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I think the BBCs hour long promotion of Madonna’s new album is a touch much! If she wants to launch an album just go on the Graham Norton show like everyone else 151
David @djnsussex.bsky.social · 17/06/2026This is the sort of thing I used to say on Twitter to a gay audience who would appreciate it. So I will say it here. The worst thing about having a long penis is it touches the bowl of the loo… any loo. So you have to kind of tuck it back. It’s my cross to bear. 🥹😞 7111
David @djnsussex.bsky.social · 11/06/2026There’s a Tesco on Tooley Street where the assistant said “someone’s having a party” and it was just my supply of train beers for the trip home. He’s said it twice since but now he just smiles sadly at me… 🥹 3160
Reposted by DavidAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 08/06/2026If you've got an opinion you want on here - submit it to the form: forms.gle/1gNMupaNHQf8xeRE6 151145
David @djnsussex.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Has anyone else entered a phase of their lives where the nose hair situation is UNENDING! I waxed a week ago and today I pulled out a clump which looked like a dust bunny! 390
David @djnsussex.bsky.social · 07/04/2026OUT? OUT OF THE COVERS?! Precisely what the monsters WANT? Idiot! 3111
David @djnsussex.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Gorgeous and very belated meal out for my birthday at Oblix. 4200
David @djnsussex.bsky.social · 20/03/2026I stay in a LOT of hotels and let me tell you this is one of my greatest fears. You just need one person to not really care and you’re doomed! 140
Reposted by DavidAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 04/03/2026If the AI robots want to use my body as a battery and plug my consciousness into a simulation of the late 90s they absolutely 100% have my permission 1616821
Reposted by DavidAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Stop putting hot honey on bloody everything 17923
David @djnsussex.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Valentines dinner food. Waitrose dine in for two - can’t go wrong 190
David @djnsussex.bsky.social · 10/02/2026What happens if the society and economy which has kept me in moderate middle class comfort for my entire life fails before I die?! I can’t ‘FIGHT FOR RESOURCES!?’ 340
Reposted by DavidAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Sick of people's snobby attitude to fake Christmas trees. Had mine for over 20 years so far better than digging up 20 real ones and leaving them out to die 171655
David @djnsussex.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Just watched a date end at Ku Bar. The guy stood up and said “Chris- it has been great to meet you, but I just don’t fancy you like that- even though you’re lovely. But I’d love to stay friends, perhaps the theatre?” And it was BRUTAL. They both managed it beautifully. I’d have flipped the table! 3140
David @djnsussex.bsky.social · 03/01/2026This little minx best be offering moustache rides is all I’m saying 2301
David @djnsussex.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Despite my strong views against them- my husband has finally won and we are now operating a surveillance state at home. It’s like 1984… 290
David @djnsussex.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Oh no… when the gays get hold of THIS it’s over… ain’t no BUNNIES going in that cage! 2281
Reposted by DavidAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 11/09/2025The government should subsidise pubs to encourage the positive social outcomes they deliver. Every adult should get three free pints a week and a bottle of English wine on their birthday. 18876
David @djnsussex.bsky.social · 11/09/2025I remember a time when my biggest fear was meeting a skater boy who I felt I was socially superior too, and then ending up alone in a flat with a baby while he rocked up MTV… Now… I worry about war and microplastics… sigh 0111
David @djnsussex.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Josh O’Connor spitting in your mouth… Josh O’Connor dribbling in your mouth… it’s all gravy 270
Reposted by DavidAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 01/09/2025I think we can all agree, now the hysteria has well and truly died down, that pulled pork is shit. 291184
David @djnsussex.bsky.social · 29/08/2025KIRSTY ALLSOP JUST WALKED DOWN MY CARRIAGE! She’s a Standard Class Queen! 360
Reposted by DavidAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Supermarkets are best navigated back to front. Head to the far end to fill the trolley up with heavy bottles, tins and cereal boxes first, then work your way back aisle-by-aisle to the easily-squashed fruit and veg at the start. 241312
David @djnsussex.bsky.social · 21/08/2025My little brother is a tattooist and it does liven up the family group chat 2122
David @djnsussex.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Here is a picture of me happy and relaxed about being 40 8261
David @djnsussex.bsky.social · 17/08/2025First of several meals out this week! Courtesy of @kierankarn.com for my 40th. *please note my 40th is not until 19 August and I am still 29 until then. 3140
David @djnsussex.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Day three of having my sister in law and three nephews (6-12) staying. I’ve sent R off to Bewl Water with them and I’m in the pub 350
David @djnsussex.bsky.social · 12/08/2025I would guess this is a 3000 square foot house. And the garden is about 1/4-1/3 of an acre… But my husband’s main job whenever I’m in the bath is to find something to do in the 3 foot by 3 foot patch of landing outside the bathroom…. Anyone else suffer from this? 2111
Reposted by DavidAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 08/08/2025People who want raw milk are strange. Get it pasteurized, idiot. 231478
David @djnsussex.bsky.social · 08/08/2025I love how we’ve broken the housing market so much that people living in ordinary terraced houses are now lifestyle influencers… 161
David @djnsussex.bsky.social · 05/08/2025You can tell when you’re turning 40 this month. Just had a letter from my life insurance upping my premiums by 11%! … they see the risk! 2110
