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@djmansib.bsky.social
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second time accidental deletion 😭😭 board certified doctor (of math), local existence verifiable by Picard-Lindelöf 📍🥐🚬🐀

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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 1h
it’s ok i got the message you were trying to send via the baddie to baddie connection
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 3h
im going to be so mad if the frizz returns, it’s not keratin exactly it’s called hair botox. i think it’s a mini keratin? but it’s supposed to make my hair less frizzy we will see
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 3h
i got keratin low key tho link me 🙈
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 3h
we’re still killing you pancake dad, don’t let this give you hope
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 3h
my postdoc mentor and i discovered this cool new thing called emailing our professional friends to ask for help when we are stuck
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 3h
yeah i have a lot of hair but it is fine and brittle 😔
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 3h
omg i need to be like you fr because when i find people corny my instinct is to develop a crush on them for some reason
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 3h
honestly i think my hairdresser is a magician, she is so good at making my fine curly hair look thick and straight
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 3h
this is like when white people started doing drugs in the amazon as a trend and discovered empathy 😭😭
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 3h
😭😭😭
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 4h
idgaf im killing u
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 4h
people with straight hair need to d*e wdym all you have to do to get ready is brush your hair and maybe put on some gloss and you get to look put together like this every single day oml i am FUMING
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 7h
one thing about me is that i always grep for sorries
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 17h
mind you, i haven’t been with this man for 2.5 years now and he has a new gf that he took as a plus one to this wedding but apparently he had written out vows to say to me at our wedding like my entire family has cursed your lineage out at this point man please stop
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 17h
i really don’t know what i am doing with my career and i have no romantic prospects but i guess the only way out is through
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 17h
mf i am trying so hard to forget that i wanted to marry and have offsprings with the reincarnation of a chucky doll why the fuck would you remind me
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 17h
lmfao omg y’all i deleted insta because i low key hate doomscrolling but i had some nice pics yesterday and i went to post on my story, guess who had texted me…. my ugly ass illiterate ex bf and this time he is reminiscing how he wanted to marry me because he went to a wedding
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 18h
do you guys think it gets better or is that just a lie
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 20h
imagine trying to explain the concept of zamaan or zamaana to someone who translates it to mean time
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 21h
this how i feel rn idk lmk if you agree
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 21h
everything gon be okay regardless and that’s the best part
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 21h
thank you omg this means so much oomf
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
omfg how are you european people getting robbed at nothing point
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
for spiteful and evil reasons
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
just ate 30000 lbs of hotpot and also my hair looks so good rn goodnight besties
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
you’re a beautiful gay person who is loved and appreciated 💗
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
will the sun rise tomorrow? omfg what are we talking about willow
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
he’s so pookie omfg
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Quang* @currentlyquang.xyz · 10/10/2026
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🩰
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the body dysmorphia crept in
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
thank you pancakes dad for the approval
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
like i need to chill low key
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
everyone say thank you to my beautiful portuguese hairdresser
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
thank you i am On The Way to Friend
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this morning mom told me this extremely long complicated story about her friends cat that got sick and died just to let me know my hair looks similar to the cat right before she was dying, so now i have gotten a haircut
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
in an attempt to not kms i will do a fun hang sesh with friend, hope that is Okay with everyone
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
even in my typos i am beating oml
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
beat i can do is “no I am good”
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
freezing cold shower
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
there is a way but you won’t like it
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
started taking this quiz to realise all my jars overflowing i am just a slut i fear
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i have too much going on in my life rn to try to understand what synesthesia is
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
getting hair done: 🥰😎😌😝❤️ getting nails done:😷😈👹👿😒
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
they’re going to need a narcan for vodka sodies over here
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
sending this to my mom for aura farming purposes
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it wasn’t like physical cheating but there was overlap and emotional infidelity, and apparently the ex was crazy and too much work… now they’re having a baby so guess who is starting to act weird
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
my friend low key got married to the guy who cheated with her and they’re having a baby soon… guess how that relationship is going
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
tina snow
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
sorry let me translate to british, it won’t soft serve governer (im stopping now)
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