doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 1hit’s ok i got the message you were trying to send via the baddie to baddie connection 010
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 3him going to be so mad if the frizz returns, it’s not keratin exactly it’s called hair botox. i think it’s a mini keratin? but it’s supposed to make my hair less frizzy we will see 110
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 3hwe’re still killing you pancake dad, don’t let this give you hope 120
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 3hmy postdoc mentor and i discovered this cool new thing called emailing our professional friends to ask for help when we are stuck 030
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 3hyeah i have a lot of hair but it is fine and brittle 😔 020
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 3homg i need to be like you fr because when i find people corny my instinct is to develop a crush on them for some reason 010
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 3hhonestly i think my hairdresser is a magician, she is so good at making my fine curly hair look thick and straight 120
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 3hthis is like when white people started doing drugs in the amazon as a trend and discovered empathy 😭😭 120
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 4hpeople with straight hair need to d*e wdym all you have to do to get ready is brush your hair and maybe put on some gloss and you get to look put together like this every single day oml i am FUMING 370
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 7hone thing about me is that i always grep for sorries 011
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 17hmind you, i haven’t been with this man for 2.5 years now and he has a new gf that he took as a plus one to this wedding but apparently he had written out vows to say to me at our wedding like my entire family has cursed your lineage out at this point man please stop 020
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 17hi really don’t know what i am doing with my career and i have no romantic prospects but i guess the only way out is through 020
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 17hmf i am trying so hard to forget that i wanted to marry and have offsprings with the reincarnation of a chucky doll why the fuck would you remind me 020
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 17hlmfao omg y’all i deleted insta because i low key hate doomscrolling but i had some nice pics yesterday and i went to post on my story, guess who had texted me…. my ugly ass illiterate ex bf and this time he is reminiscing how he wanted to marry me because he went to a wedding 150
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 18hdo you guys think it gets better or is that just a lie 140
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 20himagine trying to explain the concept of zamaan or zamaana to someone who translates it to mean time 000
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 21heverything gon be okay regardless and that’s the best part 020
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 11/10/2026omfg how are you european people getting robbed at nothing point 030
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 10/10/2026just ate 30000 lbs of hotpot and also my hair looks so good rn goodnight besties 180
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 10/10/2026you’re a beautiful gay person who is loved and appreciated 💗 110
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 10/10/2026will the sun rise tomorrow? omfg what are we talking about willow 120
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 10/10/2026thank you pancakes dad for the approval 010
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 10/10/2026everyone say thank you to my beautiful portuguese hairdresser 270
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 10/10/2026this morning mom told me this extremely long complicated story about her friends cat that got sick and died just to let me know my hair looks similar to the cat right before she was dying, so now i have gotten a haircut 240
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 10/10/2026in an attempt to not kms i will do a fun hang sesh with friend, hope that is Okay with everyone 250
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 10/10/2026started taking this quiz to realise all my jars overflowing i am just a slut i fear 120
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 10/10/2026i have too much going on in my life rn to try to understand what synesthesia is 020
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 10/10/2026getting hair done: 🥰😎😌😝❤️ getting nails done:😷😈👹👿😒 010
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 09/10/2026they’re going to need a narcan for vodka sodies over here 020
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 09/10/2026sending this to my mom for aura farming purposes 140
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 08/10/2026it wasn’t like physical cheating but there was overlap and emotional infidelity, and apparently the ex was crazy and too much work… now they’re having a baby so guess who is starting to act weird 000
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 08/10/2026my friend low key got married to the guy who cheated with her and they’re having a baby soon… guess how that relationship is going 110
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 07/10/2026sorry let me translate to british, it won’t soft serve governer (im stopping now) 110