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Djinn X

@djinnx.bsky.social
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Anti-apocalyptic vibes only. Avid ALT-text editor. Oxford comma enthusiast. Woke AF. She/her. #WhoDat

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
media.tenor.com
a woman says i 've already taken my christmas pills in a room
Alt: a woman says i 've already taken my christmas pills in a room
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
As if the name change to Department of War wasn’t bad enough, now he’s writing his title in parseltongue. 🐍
Hegseth’s name card says “SSECRETARY OF WAR”
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
The entertainment journos writing stories about how the Stranger Things actors look too old for their roles need to look at a 1987 high school yearbook and find just one student who looks younger than 35.
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
On this Turkey Eve I want to give you some sage advice: Don’t experiment on Thanksgiving. You experiment by your damn self.
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Valentine’s Day 2026 outside Gracie Mansion:
Donald Trump holding a big jam box above his head Say Anything style
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Mamdani thinking: OMG please
don't let the NSA give him my personal cell.
Trump thinking: OMG he’s soooo dreamy!
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Mamdani making mental notes on how he’ll redecorate when his time comes.
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Equal rights.
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
WHY IS A 104 YEAR OLD MAN GOING TO HIGH SCHOOL?!?!
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Post a book you love from the 80s. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
THE
EIGHT
A
Novel by
KATHERINE NEVILLE
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Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Lots going on but from outside it seems that at least part of the calculus was that flight disruption for middle class and up travelers matters more than life disruption for untold numbers who’ll be deprived of health care.
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Ok, let’s do this
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 09/11/2025
“Can I stay home from school? I frew up.”
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Duolingo should do a promotion with Petty Pricing™️
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
jUsT LeT mE kNoW wHaT i CaN dO: Move, bitch, get out the way.
Bill Ackman & M
@BillAckman
from X.com
•@ZohranKMamdani, congrats on the win.
Now you have a big responsibility. If I can help NYC, just let me know what I can do.
9:18 PM • 11/4/25 • 7.5M Views
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Ackman trying to make fetch happen:
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 04/11/2025
If Mamdani is able to win and achieve the things that he wants to achieve while in office, the entire Democratic Party is going to be in shambles (good) because it’ll show that things are possible, they just don’t want to do them.
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Got a little queasy & sad this morning thinking how full of hope I was on the first Tuesday in November a year ago.
media.tenor.com
a woman in a suit speaking into a microphone with an american flag pin on her jacket
Alt: Kamala Harris looks at Trump with her WTF face
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
So was the pardon signed with autopen?
BBC NEWS

'No idea who he is,' says Trump after pardoning crypto tycoon
Changpeng Zhao, the co-founder of crypto giant Binance, is also known as 'CZ' 

US President Donald Trump says he does not know who Changpeng Zhao is, despite pardoning the cryptocurrency multi-billionaire last month.
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
The “Lincoln bathroom” looks like a marble tomb.
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Give me your huddled racists yearning to flee
Top Stories
CBS NEWS
Trump sets lowest refugee cap in U.S. history at just 7,500 spots, mostly for white South Africans
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
It’s a king cake! It’s a hemorrhoid pillow! It’s a combination king cake hemorrhoid pillow! #crochet #mardigras
Crochet king cake pillow
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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
A reminder, as always, that Jeff Landry is a USL grad. And beyond his general suckitude and constant "NOTICE ME SENPAI" pleas to Trump, he is also purposely trying to cause harm to LSU out of simple college football fan spite.
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
From the USDA official government website. Assholes.
An official website of the United States government
Here's how you know v
Senate Democrats have now voted 12 times to not fund the food stamp program, also known as the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP). Bottom line, the well has run dry. At this time, there will be no benefits issued November 01. We are approaching an inflection point for Senate Democrats. They can continue to hold out for healthcare for illegal aliens and gender mutilation procedures or reopen the government so mothers, babies, and the most vulnerable among us can receive critical nutrition assistance.
USDA
Food and Nutrition Service
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE
MENU
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Treated myself to a mango Jarritos & scanned the QR code on the bottle which took me to this cute vid, perfect for Taco Tuesday. #RespectTheTaco
youtu.be
Respect The Taco - Talk the Talk (Other Soda)
YouTube video by Jarritos
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
This MUST be STOPPED. apple.news/AULV0clkCTVy...
apple.news
CNN’s future at stake as owner Warner Bros. Discovery seeks sale — The Washington Post
Paramount Skydance CEO David Ellison has reportedly expressed interest, a sale that would place CNN and CBS, two legacy news brands, under the parent company.
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Fascists HATE seasoning.
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I know it’s frowned upon to share stuff from the hellsite, but I just read the perfect clapback & had to share.
Arynne Wexler @ @Arynn... • 6h
The comedian just before me was
Palestinian
It was admittedly a tough crowd, but the set dragged on a little
Then I got up
"Guess he had extra time tonight since he's no longer holding any hostages"

@RyVolk
Brave of you to get up there and bomb even when there were no children
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
George Santos about to show up at a No Kings rally tomorrow.
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I wish we had a stronger name for the No Kings protests because even the countries with kings these days have universal healthcare, paid leave, and a strong social safety net.
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Riley Gaines 0 s @Riley_Gaines_
X.com
Just like we called it "elder abuse" when it came to Joe Biden in the White House, this is no different. You really hate to see this.
• Eric Daugherty @ @EricLDaugh • 19h
• BREAKING: Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) just suffered a FALL in Washington
Not a fun sight. He's 83.
Glad he's retiring.
@ErikRosalesNews
Post your reply
ERRHAS
Sideline Warning @GetBa...• 1h
Bet he'd still get at least 4th place.
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Live your life so people say “awww” not “!AHAHAHAHA!”
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Text Message • SMS
Today 11:32 AM
We're not asking you for money, but we do need your help with something even more pressing...
Verify your records:
nrschq.co/3gpuh5
-Senate GOP
stop=end
Get your asses back to work and extend the ACA credits IMMEDIATELY.
Stop fucking around!!!
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
If we matched the energy & focus of the “misinformation machine” with an “information machine” we could end this nightmare.
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I’ma laugh my ass off when the Portland Frog wins the Nobel next year.
Portland Frog staring down fascism
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Surely we’ll see a strong Democratic response to the Qatari Air Force base ON US SOIL.
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Comments are disappointing
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
You’ll never convince me we’re not bombing drug boats at the behest of whatever competing cartel is bribing Trump by buying his crypto coin.
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Most Americans do not give a damn about a government shutdown, but it’s the top story. Most Americans would care about POTUS telling the top military leaders to take action against our own people, but it’s barely addressed.
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Still yammering about the government shutdown when the president instructed military leaders to perform military actions against US citizens this morning is INSANE. Why isn’t anyone SCREAMING?!?!
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Trump & Hegseth just told top military leaders it’s time to make war on U.S. citizens & it’s crickets from the Democratic Party. The cowardice & fecklessness is disgusting. You have some governors & congresspersons willing to fight but party leadership does nothing but hold them back.
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Wanna be great? Here is an amazing footprint for success:
Big ass footprint
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CBS News | Breaking news, top stories & today's latest headlines @cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy · 26/09/2025
cbsnews.com
ICE officer relieved of duties after videos show him shoving woman to ground
An ICE officer who was captured on video pushing a woman to the ground outside an immigration court in New York City has been relieved of his duties.
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
This is all Anthony Weiner’s weiner’s fault.
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
oh no look what i found on my front porch this morning i’m being targeted by radical Ole Miss fans i don’t feel safe going to work until monday #geauxtigers
bullets with the word anti-lsu written on one
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
ICE wrote “anti-ICE” on that bullet. “FUCK ICE” would have been more believable.
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