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Djinn X

@djinnx.bsky.social
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Anti-apocalyptic vibes only. Avid ALT-text editor. Oxford comma enthusiast. Woke AF. She/her. #WhoDat

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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
He’s giving us the E.T. Files instead.
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Something’s happened that Elon doesn’t want us talking about.
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
This weirdo is probably storing his own urine just for that purpose. No added fentanyl needed!
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two men in suits and ties are sitting at a table eating dinner .
Alt: Leo DiCaprio as Howard Hughes
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Kristi Noem reading this:
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a very fat child is eating a cookie and making a face .
Alt: a child is trying to decide which cookie to eat
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
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a female wrestler is being thrown into a wrestling ring by another wrestler .
Alt: a female wrestler backflips from the top rope onto her opponent
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
This is where I tell you to watch the prequel series Caprica
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I have ADHD and a flat ass. Butt phrenology is a lie.
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
You’ve heard of Epstein’s Island? Welcome to Epstein’s Bunker.
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
They’re reinforcing the bunkers in anticipation of the next American Revolution.
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
‘Sup girl
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Poster for the film “White House Down”
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I understand his hesitation, in many areas of Arkansas the police ARE the drug dealers.
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
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a woman says i 've already taken my christmas pills in a room
Alt: a woman says i 've already taken my christmas pills in a room
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
This is an awkward question for Tom because Arkansas law enforcement is traditionally complicit in drug trafficking.
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I think it’s because we might discover there’s a lot of youthful looking 97 year old men taking 16 year old girls to prom.
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
As if the name change to Department of War wasn’t bad enough, now he’s writing his title in parseltongue. 🐍
Hegseth’s name card says “SSECRETARY OF WAR”
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Whew chile those tribunals gon be 🔥🔥🔥
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
The entertainment journos writing stories about how the Stranger Things actors look too old for their roles need to look at a 1987 high school yearbook and find just one student who looks younger than 35.
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
On this Turkey Eve I want to give you some sage advice: Don’t experiment on Thanksgiving. You experiment by your damn self.
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I hope someone told him not to thaw the turkey before frying.
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I’m sure they want to get rid of her once & for all.
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
lol WHAT?!?! There absolutely are coaches who whine about it often.
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
no that was the patriots
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
He’s just really upset that he got all dressed up yesterday and Zohran still didn’t call him.
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Outside Zohran’s apartment:
Trump lifting up a jam box Say Anything style
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Valentine’s Day 2026 outside Gracie Mansion:
Donald Trump holding a big jam box above his head Say Anything style
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
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a woman in a red dress is holding a microphone and shouting .
Alt: Oprah in a red dress is holding a microphone and shouting you get a tariff
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Mamdani thinking: OMG please
don't let the NSA give him my personal cell.
Trump thinking: OMG he's
S00000 dreamy!
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Mamdani thinking: OMG please
don't let the NSA give him my personal cell.
Trump thinking: OMG he’s soooo dreamy!
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Oh God I hope Trump doesn’t start calling him Bubba
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Exactly. It was a comment on how he’s gone from communist enemy to welcome guest of Trump, what’s next? President? Before today if you’d asked me what was more likely, ratification of an amendment changing the nbc requirement or Trump fanboying over Mamdani, I would have said amendment.
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Mamdani making mental notes on how he’ll redecorate when his time comes.
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I LOVED Caprica!
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I truly believe America’s obsession with dystopian books & movies manifested the shit show we’re living in now. At some point we as a nation are gonna have to come together and binge-watch Hallmark movies and all 9 seasons of Family Matters.
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
He’s scared. Let’s keep him that way.
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Equal rights.
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Had no idea Maserati made SUVs.
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Secret Service woulda tackled me to the floor after I ripped that finger from his hand with my teeth.
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
When the family immigrated to America, they shortened their surname to Queef.
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I am acquainted with two men who were shot by their dogs. I thought this was only a red state phenomenon.
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Hallmark depicts the world many people dream of, where a single mom can work at a coffee shop and afford the mortgage on a beautiful Craftsman house in a quaint neighborhood. Hallmark inspires us to demand a living wage!
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Bishop tells other bishops “His innie is never gonna believe his outie met the POPE!”
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
WHY IS A 104 YEAR OLD MAN GOING TO HIGH SCHOOL?!?!
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
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a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in front of a clock
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in front of a clock
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
lol NO
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a man singing into a microphone wearing a blue jacket that says ria on it
Alt: a man singing into a microphone wearing a blue jacket that says ria on it
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
As Adam Scott meets the Pope, a Bishop in the background tells another “His innie is never gonna believe his outie met the POPE!”
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
We literally just want them to pay their fair share of taxes. That’s it. They’d still be billionaires!
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Djinn X @djinnx.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
And she just couldn’t resist him! 🤮
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