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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 11h
AI companies everywhere telling us humanity is months away from being defeated / overthrown. Can't we just, like, not? We were totally fine without AI 4 years ago. Let's just go back? I fucking hate capitalism for stuff like this.
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Peter @ldnpeter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fresh
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No I’m sorry I do not understand Taskmaster 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
She has finally gone 🙌🏻 #DragRaceUK
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I just rewatched You’ve Got Mail for the first time in probably 20 years and it was wonderful 🥰
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Meg Ryan's Energetic Arm Movements
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I love it 😍
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
There’s a guy in the weights area of the gym (he’s one of those who grunts and drops the barbell loads, he’s very hard to miss (to put it nicely)) and he’s stood under the pull up bar, arms stretched upward. He stood there like that a little too long and my brain is just screaming “Baby wants ups”
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Our garden’s just been visited by one of these 🤩
Photo of a hummingbird hawk-moth, taken from the Wildlife Trusts website Hummingbird hawk-moth
The hummingbird hawk-moth migrates to the UK from Southern Europe each year. It can be seen hovering over flowers, feeding with its long proboscis; its wings move so quickly that it ‘hums’.

Scientific name
Macroglossum stellatarum

When to see
April to December
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
How’s he gonna cope in a caravan? He’s used to a thru-lounge!
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Talking with my grandma the other night about Sewing Bee and I said I’d been watching some back-seasons, she said “did you see the series where the [professional title] from [city] won?” Yes, thankfully, otherwise you’d have just ruined that, wouldn’t you?? 🙄
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Good. Absolutely thrilled the environment is affecting the economy. Hopefully the powers that be will take protecting the environment more seriously now.
Screenshot from The Independent. “Back-to-back summer heatwaves have wiped £4.4bn from the UK economy so far this year, new research has found, with warnings further losses are likely as scorching temperatures become the new normal.

The losses come from reduced productivity alongside infrastructure and equipment failures in the heats, the report from think tank Verdant found.”
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It’s a bit hot again isn’t it 🥵
The rear-view of a naked man working at a standing desk. The carpet is landlord-beige.
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Obsessed with vocally out and proud lesbian competitor Rebecca on Sewing Bee wearing a pussy-pattern knitted jumper in the colours of the lesbian flag. Iconic queen behaviour 🙂‍↕️
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I went bat hunting this evening and it was wonderful 🤩
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I sewed a towel robe over the weekend 🥳
A man in an open towel robeA man in a magnetically-closed towel robeAn over-the-shoulder photo of the back of a man in a towel robe
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I would like to play a Super Mario 64 / Mario Odyssey style game, set in the Mario Kart World island
Screenshot of the map of Mario Kart World
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It's been so long since we've had rain that, now we have the tiniest bit of drizzle, I have littered my garden with tubs and bowls so I can harvest some H-2-bloody-O.
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Death Valley: Cracked Earth Landscape
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I wonder if any of the next season of Drag Race UK queens will do Diane Morgan for Snatch Game…. Or if Diane will be on the judging panel herself 👀👀👀
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Morning 👋🏻
A mirror selfie at the gym of a man wearing black shorts and a green vest
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I already need season 2 of Ann Droid 😍🤩
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Went down the beach
A man wearing speedos is holding a kayaking paddle on the beach while standing in front of a kayak
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
You could just never convince me this is a bad film
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Pixar Inseto: A Bug's Life Insects on a Leaf
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Working extra remotely today as I drove up to my uncle's place in Norfolk last night for a family weekend and 1) I'm hella grateful that my job allows me to do this, but b) I am struggling just a scoche with only having one (small) screen 😭
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Good morning from the mat 👋🏻
Mirror selfie of a man in his mid 30s at the gym, on the mats. He’s wearing a vest and some vague semblance of gym shorts
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Having a fan in this weather has really helped, but I have two thoughts... 1) oscillating fans should have different settings for a wide sweep (multiple people in 1 space) and a narrower range (1 person who wants a little movement from their fan) 2) I'm so bored of needing a fan nearly constantly
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Butt anyway.
Mirror selfie of a naked man and his butt
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Started eating some pasta leftovers, they tasted off, I threw them out. Grabbed a bag and headed for Aldi, all of the fridges had packed up overnight and were completely empty. I went to Lidl, somehow only one member of staff was there and had locked the doors with a queue outside, so I walked on.
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I have girlbossed too close to the sun the last few days and now I just want to nap. Neeaarrllyyyy the weekend......
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Groundbreaking I know, but…. I’m bored of this heat 😒
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
And now for the best thing Apple TV has ever done 😍
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
A 2.5kg bag of whey protein from MyProtein has jumped massively up to £90+! Does anyone have any alternative suppliers they can recommend? 🙏
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
With a west-facing window and no curtains/blinds, our kitchen was practically unusable in the heatwave 🥵🥵🥵 so I made some curtains from some cheap ikea fabric I had! Look how cute they are
Picture of a kitchen window with some newly-hung curtains. The curtains have a print of orange halves.Picture of a kitchen window with closed curtains, the curtains have a print of orange halvesA sheet of fabric draped over a door. The fabric has a print of orange halves.
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Revisiting The Good Life (all on bbc iPlayer), has to be done this week, praise be to the wonderful and inimitable Penelope Keith
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Penelope Keith as Margo in The Good Life
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Jack is unwell, off work and currently (re)bingeing Once Upon A Time It’s such trash 😭 (Also, yes, sad that he is ill again)
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Morning gang 👋🏻
A mirror selfie of a man wearing boxers, stood next to an ironing board
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Good morning little people in my phone 👋🏻 The heat has dissipated and I actually had a decent night’s sleep 🙌🏻🥲
Top-down photo of a man’s body and legs in bed wearing a white vest and white briefs
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🎃ruth boo-der yinzburgh🎃 @violetvolume.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Thicc and tired 😭
A tired homosexual at the end of his tether with the heat, lying in his bed in his underwear
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Back to work today but I am taking shelter in an AC’d cafe solely at least that’s something
A selfie of a laptop in front of a man in a purple t shirt, sat working in a cafe. The background is a dark red wall with pictures in gold frames.
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
This is fucking miserable weather.
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
So I guess it’s just hourly ice showers until September?
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The Office: Michael Scott's Two Thumbs-Up Clap
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
My body was overheating so I had a damn cold shower/bath, drank some refrigerated squash and a canned cocktail, ate two ice creams and am now sat playing Mario Kart in my pants in front of a fan No idea how I’m going to function at work on Thursday/Friday 😬
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Dog Licking Tissue
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Like a minute into this rewatch and already completely obsessed. Mira’s low voice is iconic 🙂‍↕️
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Romy & Michele: Not Being Conceited
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
If your parents haven't been brainwashed by the far right you are SO lucky.
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
And we run out of ice So I go out to get some I come back Open the door And there’s Veronica and Charlie Doing number 17…
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
No work today so a late start at the gym for me 🙌🏻
A man in a red vest and tiny black shorts is stretching at the gym
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
A crown of purple indoors after a little pruning of the buddleia in the garden 💜
Close up of a vase of purple buddleia flowers, with a green ribbon, in the niche of a large wooden piece of furniture The view of a small-medium sized suburban garden, primarily looking at a large buddleia bush with purple flowers
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Time to clean up after that sweaty workout 💦 🍑
Mirror selfie. The torso of a naked man about to have a shower.Mirror selfie. The body and butt of a naked man about to have a shower.
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Jam sandwiches…. What a concept 🙌🏻
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Hungry Girl's Jelly Toast
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Daniel @djh.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
What do you mean it’s only 1 o’clock???
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Patchibana the Awkward Dog
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