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Jack ✨

@jckbkr.bsky.social
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Prolific homosexualist and gamer extraordinaire in Edinburgh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 I like Jaffa Cakes and bouncy pecs. Instagram: @jckbkrrr. Blank profiles blocked.

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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 19m
Never trust anyone who likes a negroni. Vile things!
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 19h
Girls, I made it to Plat yesterday and into Emerald today (for the first time ever). Life is looking UP.
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Completed my drives AND I'm back in Plat (I know I'm trash). Yay!
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Girls, the Overwatch drives are ROUGH out here. I have a leaver almost every match. Kill me now!
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Hop On Overwatch Dva
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
After playing Wolverine and finding it 'OK' I feel like Nintendo is dog-walking Sony at this point. All of their first party games are just FUN and a bit weird. We need more Astro Bot and less "Man Walking Through Levels" simulator.
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Richard, babe, what have you done? 😭 #Traitors
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Waking up to 7 notifications from our HR app informing me I have new Q4 mandatory learning modules to complete
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Dissolve Disintegration
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Forgetting about mandatory Q3 learning modules until 16:45 the day they're due.
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Dissolve Disintegration
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
FINALLY hit Plat on Overwatch since moving to PC. I'm such a flop but I'm less of a flop now! Juno mains RISE UP.
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm not made for corporate life. Why am I leading a 90 minute meeting at 09:00 on a Monday, with the CEO, his 10 directs and 30 other people?
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I made it to the gym for the first time in 4 months. PLEASE CLAP! I need to be motivated or I'll simply fade away.
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lazy Saturgay morning ✨
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lost another hot gay to pup masks RIP 🪦
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am lowkey addicted to Pokemon Pokopia. It's such a cute, fun, cosy game. I haven't really played anything after gen 3 so seeing all these weird-ass pokemon pop out of the grass is hilarious. I finished the Pokedex yesterday too :3 Now to start my building plans in earnest!
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Ditto Drifloon
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A day of Overwatch, methinks 🤠
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
chuffed.org/project/palh... Donated some monies to this charity off the back of all the shit coming out of the Ed Sheeran debacle. Felt a bit better than shouting into the void.
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Sustaining Hope with Pal Humanity in North of Gaza
North Gaza continues to face an unprecedented humanitarian crisis. Families have lost everything — homes, loved ones, and access to necessities. Yet even in the face of devastation, the people of Gaza...
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Showered and freshly shorn ✨
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
GAME this morning is the only UK retailer with Zelda physical preorders. £5 delivery! Cunts.
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Heard absolute horror stories about Faro Airport because of the new EU biometrics process. Arrived 3 full hour before our flight. "Sorry check-in doesn't open for another 30 minutes" FUCK'S SAKE.
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Unfollowing everyone doing stupid "AI trends" on Instagram. Just post your tits like everyone else, divas!
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Beloved asked for a "boyfriend photo" then joked that this should be our couple photo for Grindr 😵‍💫 Yes, darling, someone may want to sleep with both He-Man and a naked mole rat. Stranger things have happened!
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Portugal observation: not a single man other than me and husbear wear speedo-type swimwear. There were literally thousand of men on the beach and I'm not exaggerating when I say no one else was wearing anything but (LONG) trunks. Have the straights gone prude?!
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I have been in Portugal for approximately 48 hours and I have consumed an inordinate number of pastéis de nata. I'm a walking tub of custard at this point.
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm doomed to be forever white, but the sun was nice today!
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
We saw you from across the beach and liked your vibe x
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
On a stunning beach in Portugal, in 28 degree sunshine - and I just want to be at home playing Pokopia x
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Let's get this place humid!
ALT: Let's get this place humid!
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
04:30 alarm set 😵‍💫 Thankfully it's for a flight to Portugal. BUT STILL. Night!
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I hope all of the gays in my phone are having a fantastic time in Manchester. I am just back from a heterosexual wedding that played Mr Brightside 5 times.
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Devastated not to be heading to Manchester Pride this weekend. I hope all my besties have the best time 🩷
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Brain doing the bad brain things. Taking a wee break from social media ✨
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Stop That Train! was honestly such a blast. 90% good, 10% bad - just what you want from a spoof film.
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Good morning, chaps. It is only going to reach 20 degrees in our fair Edinburgh today. Thank Christ.
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I have Splatoon Raiders arriving later - never played one of these before. Will anyone play with me? 🥺👉👈
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
There's a woman on Facebook Marketplace with the gall to ruin antique furniture with truly swful paint designs and then *CHARGE* astronomical sums of money for them. Help! She must be stopped.
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I regret to inform you that my designated choice of midlife crisis personality is not one of fitness or car-enthusiasm but that of being evangelical about physical media, cinema, and video games. Fuck's sake.
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I shouldn't have clicked the link (Sun, ew! Facebook, ew!) but the comments really do make for horrid reading. That'll teach me to engage with social media.
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Finding people's wives/mums/jobs who have commented heinous things about the Berlin attack is getting me through Sunday morning.
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
10/10 no notes, looked superb in the 'IMAX' in Edinburgh. GLORIOUS.
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Rare Saturday stream, my angels. Come say hi! twitch.tv/jacksberries
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I bought a few '4K Ultra HD' discs and I must say, they do look really good on my OLED telly. Going to watch Event Horizon tonight in honour of Sam Neill. Got Scream, Alien, Fifth Element and Inception to watch still!
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Reading the BBC News article of this case yesterday was weirdly eye-opening. How I experienced the evidence being given was not how it felt when compared to the article's summary of events - with emphasis placed on bits that weren't all that important, namely the headline!
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Jury duty done. No more for 7 years, wahoo! Things I will miss: Understanding the justice system at the highest level. Things I won't miss: Stinky jurors, being locked inside a court house daily (irony!), bad coffee, translated witness testimony, stinky jurors!
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Burnham tackling the cost of living crisis 😍 By £45... a year. Oh!
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Lowkey praying today is the last day of Jury Duty. I am FED UP.
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Saw Evil Dead Burn tonight. Fuck me, it's a lot more gory than the last one.
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David Rose: Deep Breaths on Schitt's Creek
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Gay people are the problem*, but these straight men on the train are screaming football chants in full view of young children "he shits where he wants, he shits where he wants". Give me strength. *obviously not true
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Glasgow Pride time 🩷💜💙
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
My colleagues vs me discussing the World Cup
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Jack ✨ @jckbkr.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Domestic life is hard with a neurospicy baddie. Lord give me strength.
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