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Doctor Djents

@djents.bsky.social
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IT guy, football fan, craft-beer enjoyer, born in the Palatinate, Rhinelander by heart, Berlin newcomer since 2017, democrat since forever. www.last.fm/de/user/Barschel

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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 20h
Ding ding ding ding ding
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
So basically he says his supporters can't tell a lion from a giraffe. Case closed.
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not just a Nobel Peace Prize for Navanethem Pillay —but also a prize directed against Netanyahu and Trump. #nobelpeaceprize #gaza
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What the actual piss
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Grab US by the Pussy (Official) | NEO MAGAZIN ROYALE mit Jan Böhmermann - ZDFneo
YouTube video by ZDF MAGAZIN ROYALE
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
TACO
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ski (1984) für den C64
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Das Ergebnis der CDU in MV: Hart aber merzlich. #landtagswahlen
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sprit sparen wäre mal was Feines
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026
Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Das meistfotografierte Schild auf Norderney. Arme Robben!
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wow. Nicht ganz so wow: #pastpuzzle 577 🟩🟩🟥🟨 (-42) 🟩🟩🟩🟥 (-8) 🟩🟩🟩🟩 (0) ▪️▪️▪️▪️ 3/4 🥉 www.pastpuzzle.de 🌟 PastPuzzle Supporter
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
#Fotovorschlag
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Whaaat?
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Putin lacht sich ins Fäustchen
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
That's what they say about broken clocks.
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Batshit crazy
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Kann man irgendwo für Thomas Sigmund spenden?
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Wenn ich an seinen Plakaten vorbeilaufe, denk ich mir immer "Na, Oppi, wieder einen im Tee? Zeit, nach Hause zu wanken".
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Zustimmung. Auch schlimm: das Klientel.
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Hoffentlich macht er das Bahnfahren bilger.
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
'Over the rainbow' #Fotovorschlag
Ein eindrucksvoller doppelter Regenbogen spannt sich in einem nahezu vollständigen Bogen über eine breite Berliner Straße. Der innere Regenbogen leuchtet kräftig, während der äußere schwächer, aber deutlich erkennbar ist. Dunkle Regenwolken bilden den Hintergrund, gleichzeitig taucht tief stehende Sonne die Bäume und Gebäude am Straßenrand in warmes Licht. Im Vordergrund stehen eine Bushaltestelle, Fahrradständer und vereinzelte Fahrzeuge auf der noch nassen Fahrbahn – ein stimmungsvoller Moment zwischen Regen und Sonnenschein.
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Begünstigt, ja. Aber nicht erzeugt. Das schreibt Fischer ja auch in einer der Fußnoten: Man muss es anzünden, damit es brennt.
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Ich will zwar nicht dahin, aber ohrwurmig isses schon.
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Ich bin ja noch auf der Suche nach wirklich gutem veganen Bacon. Wenn ich den gefunden habe, hält mich nichts mehr auf!
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Dieses Wort allein schon. Wokismus. Das ist ein rechter Kampfbegriff. Wer Menschenrechte als solche anerkennt, ist nicht woke.
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
#Fotovorschlag
Ein Stapel großer Industrie-Rohre im Sonnenuntergang, fotografiert direkt durch eine der Öffnungen. Die tief stehende Sonne richtet sich mit den Rohren aus und erzeugt einen Tunnel aus leuchtenden Kreisen, umgeben von tiefen Schatten. Silhouetten von Bäumen, Stromleitungen und Industriegebäuden rahmen einen Himmel, der von warmem Gold zu kühlem Abendblau übergeht.
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
One more time soll also ein Lied mit dem Thema Zeit sein? 🤔 #sommersonntage
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16/07/2026
Ossoff: "Here's what's going to happen tonight: the world's most famous sore loser will deliver a prime-time presidential sour grapes address to pursue his 6-year-old grievances about the 2020 election, while his war in the Middle East spirals out of control & the cost of living continues to rise.."
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Sanewash everything he says
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
What the actual fuck
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I'm gonna come up with one in 2 weeks.
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
POS
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Ab 8 Uhr 8 wird zurückgerufen.
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Arbaz Kakkar5 @arbazkakkar5.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The President calling other countries’ leaders, “bad people” is a convicted felon and sexual assaulter who is covering up his participation in sex trafficking ring.
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
"We are only able to ship domestically." Dang!
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The David Pakman Show @thedavidpakmanshow.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Trump has his worst cognitive moment yet
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It's about this couch delivery.
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Trump Golf Track @trumpgolftrack.com · 08/07/2026
In his second term, Trump has 116 confirmed golf days across 534 days in office (21.7%), about one confirmed round every 4.6 days, plus 35 additional days at Trump properties where golf was unconfirmed. See more at trumpgolftrack.com
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Accordion hands (he's lying)
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HashtagBetze @hashtagbetze.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Damn.
Trump holds a hand of red cards
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Yep. We've seen him play live in Berlin last Tuesday.
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Afraid to show their faces
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Und wenn man beim Hausarzt nicht mehr drankommen kann, weil's so voll ist, beglückt man eben die Notaufnahmen von Krankenhäusern. Die werden sich sicher auch bedanken.
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
66-99
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Zur Hitzewelle zuerst die Arschwasserhose und nun dies.
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Bild-Leser haben nur Großgeld.
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
Lloyd Bridges in the movie Airplane
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Cat Alyst 🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 (they/them) @catalystmeow.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Some MAGA people paid money for Rihanna Teixeira's new book called... 𝘚𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘱𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘌𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘐𝘴 𝘚𝘦𝘵 𝘈𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘣𝘺 𝘎𝘰𝘥: 𝘉𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘧 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘚𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢 Its readers discovered that it contained 73 pages and 0 words. You heard me. Every page is blank. #USDemocracy #MomSky
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Book claims to have Biblical evidence 'Trump will save America' — and MAGA is furious
President Donald Trump and his supporters have a habit of claiming he was chosen by God. Yet one book that took this argument to a literal conclusion is receiving angry reviews — because, as it turns ...
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Gherkin Pifi: I Just Blue Myself
ALT: Gherkin Pifi: I Just Blue Myself
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