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Doctor Djents

@djents.bsky.social
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IT guy, football fan, craft-beer enjoyer, born in the Palatinate, Rhinelander by heart, Berlin newcomer since 2017, democrat since forever. www.last.fm/de/user/Barschel

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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not just a Nobel Peace Prize for Navanethem Pillay —but also a prize directed against Netanyahu and Trump. #nobelpeaceprize #gaza
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Das Ergebnis der CDU in MV: Hart aber merzlich. #landtagswahlen
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026
Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Hoffentlich macht er das Bahnfahren bilger.
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
One more time soll also ein Lied mit dem Thema Zeit sein? 🤔 #sommersonntage
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16/07/2026
Ossoff: "Here's what's going to happen tonight: the world's most famous sore loser will deliver a prime-time presidential sour grapes address to pursue his 6-year-old grievances about the 2020 election, while his war in the Middle East spirals out of control & the cost of living continues to rise.."
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Arbaz Kakkar5 @arbazkakkar5.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The President calling other countries’ leaders, “bad people” is a convicted felon and sexual assaulter who is covering up his participation in sex trafficking ring.
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The David Pakman Show @thedavidpakmanshow.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Trump has his worst cognitive moment yet
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Trump Golf Track @trumpgolftrack.com · 08/07/2026
In his second term, Trump has 116 confirmed golf days across 534 days in office (21.7%), about one confirmed round every 4.6 days, plus 35 additional days at Trump properties where golf was unconfirmed. See more at trumpgolftrack.com
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HashtagBetze @hashtagbetze.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Damn.
Trump holds a hand of red cards
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
Lloyd Bridges in the movie Airplane
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Cat Alyst 🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 (they/them) @catalystmeow.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Some MAGA people paid money for Rihanna Teixeira's new book called... 𝘚𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘱𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘌𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘐𝘴 𝘚𝘦𝘵 𝘈𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘣𝘺 𝘎𝘰𝘥: 𝘉𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘧 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘚𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢 Its readers discovered that it contained 73 pages and 0 words. You heard me. Every page is blank. #USDemocracy #MomSky
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Book claims to have Biblical evidence 'Trump will save America' — and MAGA is furious
President Donald Trump and his supporters have a habit of claiming he was chosen by God. Yet one book that took this argument to a literal conclusion is receiving angry reviews — because, as it turns ...
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Ein Land lahmgelegt. Das wird ein Spaß morgen früh. #sbahnberlin
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Auch Berliner S-Bahn betroffen: Zugverkehr deutschlandweit wegen Problemen mit Zugfunk ausgesetzt
Erste Meldungen aus Niedersachsen und Berlin sprechen von einer bundesweiten Störung Derzeit sei noch nicht absehbar, wann der Zugverkehr wieder regulär aufgenommen werden könne.
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James Goodwin @jamesgoodwin.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Happy pride month
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Bob Odenkirk is a national treasure. Take 44 seconds and watch. www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0rB...
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Five Summer Outfits That Will Make You Look Like A Sexy Little Reflecting Pool
A photo of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. The water is green and it's surrounded by gray-white stone structures. A man wearing a green seersucker suit with a white shirt and black knit tie.
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Zak Williams @zakwilliamswzw.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Lol www.ifixit.com/News/117789/... Teardown Confirms the Trump Phone Is a Gold-Painted HTC U24 Pro
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Teardown Confirms the Trump Phone Is a Gold-Painted HTC U24 Pro
Is the Trump phone actually made in America? Our deep-dive teardown reveals the Trump Mobile T1 is basically a gold-painted, rebranded HTC U24 Pro.
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
He's secretly a San Antonio Bone Spurs fan anyway.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 27/05/2026
Seems woke.
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Happy #towelday everyone!
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 23/05/2026
Trump’s DOJ is deleting January 6 press releases from its website like if you erase the receipts, the crime never happened. These are the same criminals who beat cops, stormed the Capitol, and tried to overturn an election. And they could end up getting paid MILLIONS through Trump’s slush fund.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Jessica: The weird stuff about the cognitive test and how he's acing things that they give to people that have had traumatic brain injuries—saying no one knows there's a B in the word dumb. We all know there's a B in the word dumb
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/04/2026
Supreme Court Overturns ‘Right v. Wrong’ theonion.com/supreme-court-overturn…
Supreme Court Overturns ‘Right v. Wrong’
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 26/04/2026
Karoline Leavitt to Fox before the WHCD event: There will be some shots fired tonight
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 26/04/2026
Why would they resume the program without knowing whether the gunman acted alone?
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
J.D. Vance as Death going down a series of doors marked Pope Francis, Iran negotiations, Viktor Orban’s re-election and U.S. midterms.
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Things that never happened, part 234762
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Watching both sides of this war blatantly manipulate the US stock market is maddening.
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 23/03/2026
The easiest way to decode Trump's words is to simply flip their meaning
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The Trump War Glossary: What He *Really* Means About Iran
Keeping up with Mr. ‘I Have the Best Words’ as he twists the English language.
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Moritz Hürtgen @moritzhuertgen.de · 21/03/2026
Wenn man das liest und sich in Erinnerung ruft, wie Hotzo für seinen Bus-Tweet angegriffen wurde, muss man schon herzhaft lachen

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 21/03/2026
The wrong guy died today.
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GONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Sombtimes yu just gotta rubb yore fasce on a shobbing bagh.
Orange and white cat rubbing his face on a yellow and white shopping bag
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
US healthcare will be obliterated - and suggestions otherwise are fake news
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Signs of having been kissed violently by factory owners.
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I #quitgpt. 😔 quitgpt.org
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QuitGPT — ChatGPT takes Trump's killer robot deal
Join the movement. Delete ChatGPT. Cancel your subscription. It's time to quit.
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Tony Michaels @thetonymichaels.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
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Carlo "Realism, Gedankenfetzen und Rants" Masala @carlomasala1.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
2013
Trump Tweet from 2013

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
War etwas erschrocken, als eben das "Licht" ausging. @kachelmannwetter.com nun auch im Dark Mode, sieht schick aus!
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
get it right
3 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Pink Guy has spray painted the words “All billionaires are scum” on a blue wall. Pleased with his work, he looks at the reader and gives a thumbs up.

Panel 2: 
An Orange Guy comes into shot and snatches the can of spray paint out of the Pink Guy’s hand. He looks angry and yells “Hey!”

Panel 3:
The Orange Guy has changed the message so it now reads “All billionaires are scumbag pedophiles.
Both the Pink Guy and the Orange Guy give the reader a thumbs up.
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FeministSociologistPhD @femsocphd.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
@mollyjongfast.bsky.social Arrests on Don 🍋 etc, will only AWAKEN a (needed) journalistic movement!! DoJ breaks laws while sleeping.
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 24/01/2026
I just spoke with the White House after another horrific shooting by federal agents this morning. Minnesota has had it. This is sickening. The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/01/2026
There is video circulating on social media of a group of ICE agents beating a man near 26th and Nicollet in south Minneapolis, then one of the ICE agents shoots the man while he's on the ground numerous times. A witness can be heard yelling that the victim is dead.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/01/2026
The choice is impeachment and removal or calamity for the United States. I don't see how anybody watching Trump's speech in Davos can draw any other conclusion. He's a senile madman.
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Tony Michaels @thetonymichaels.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I have internal bleeding from listening to Trump speak.
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Doctor Djents @djents.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Ich kann Renature von Schwarzkopf empfehlen, gibt's aber nicht nur im Raum Köln.
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Something I always wondered is how it would be covered if America became a dictatorship This is it
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