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a cbi agent @djcati.bsky.social · 11h
Rewatching Spidey NWH and I love how stoned Andrew Garfield is.
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a cbi agent @djcati.bsky.social · 13h
"hardcore punk" MCR and FOB YT seriously, get a grip.
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a cbi agent @djcati.bsky.social · 18h
"We are the dictionary." Carl energy right there.
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a cbi agent @djcati.bsky.social · 18h
fucking hell the yt home screen is grim without my 90/00s emo music filling it. Although my favourite is "Catholics pray around the world for pope's health". Nah, my nonna was praying for HER health. Pope can take care of himself.
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a cbi agent @djcati.bsky.social · 21h
I love that "burner phones" are always a plot point in US crime dramas. PAYG used to be so normal in the UK. I remember people being confused when I wanted something similar during my year abroad. I just want a SIM card I can put money on and make calls/texts, how is that weird.
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a cbi agent @djcati.bsky.social · 21h
Holy shit. I knew there was a reason I started another playthrough last month after almost a decade.
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a cbi agent @djcati.bsky.social · 22h
Okay but I would rather have a real Playstation memory card. My old ones have all been lost. Can I build one with my Tony Hawk progress?
Built to play. Made to explore.
Discover what happens when LEGO® and PlayStation® come together to bring new worlds of play to life.

Step inside a giant PlayStation® Memory Card at Westfield White City in London, shrink to LEGO size, and explore the worlds of Gran Turismo™ and Ape Escape™. Then get creative and build your own LEGO minifig.
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a cbi agent @djcati.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Once again, my cat almost tripped me up escaping when I came back in from "getting fresh air". Thankfully an upstairs neighbour arrived after a few minutes and scared her into running home. (The neighbour is cool, Calypso just hates strangers. I taught her well.)
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a cbi agent @djcati.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I was gonna be annoyed at fireworks but then I heard a child yell, "Look at it go!"
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a cbi agent @djcati.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
90+ hours and I just completed my second character on Path 1 of FEFW. (tbf some of those hours were idle time.) I feel like I should actually use the obelisks during my third go around. hmm.
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a cbi agent @djcati.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I thought I was the drunk neighbour, but it sounds like the guy from upstairs went ON one last night. (And probably not just booze.) He just made it to his flat, so he's okay. Well, physically.
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a cbi agent @djcati.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
"All that labour deserves compensation!" I'm detecting some anti-capitalist messages in the side supports of FEFW.
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a cbi agent @djcati.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
There's definitely no autism in my fam- oh, my 40something cousin just made a YT channel about his model building.
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a cbi agent @djcati.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I love Leda's path in FEFW. Who's our strongest, most reliable frontline fighter? The grizzled old man veteran? Fuck no, it's the tiny 14yo girl runaway.
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a cbi agent @djcati.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
"12:59 local time (04:59 BST" I know it's not the most important thing about the school shooting story, BBC, but what AI hallucination gave you this timezone calculation? 12:59 in Oregon would be 20:59 in the UK.
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a cbi agent @djcati.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Apparently it might hit 0c this weekend. Finally time to bring the electric blanket out from storage? :O
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a cbi agent @djcati.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I'm thankful I don't really get cramps but this general discomfort and nausea is still annoying. At least I don't have to do anything besides play Fire Emblem.
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a cbi agent @djcati.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Every couple years I get a craving for KFC, so I order some and it reminds me why I don't get KFC.
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a cbi agent @djcati.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My knee wore out my Star Wars pyjama trousers and gave Yoda a boob window.
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a cbi agent @djcati.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I want cake. Someone bring me cake. A muffin will suffice.
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a cbi agent @djcati.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Was mildly alarmed because my credit card balance was about a hundred pounds higher than I expected. Then I remembered my passport renewal cost £102. It's fine, we're all fine here. Poor, but fine.
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maddie raspberry ★ @othatsraspberry.com · 13/10/2026
cloud’s identity crisis 🐥 #ff7rebirth
FF7 comic
Aerith and Tifa holding shopping bags, chatting “that was so fun!” “What a great day”
Cloud, slightly upset: “did you guys go shopping without me?”
Tifa, befuddled: “what are you talking about? You were the the whole-“
Tifa: “time…”
Tifa and Aerith look over to realize they went shopping with a Chocobo
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a cbi agent @djcati.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
MY BOY TOMMY IS HEEEEERE. #visionquest
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a cbi agent @djcati.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I don't have room in my freezer for more than a small tub of last night's chilli. Guess I'll just be eating it all week. There are worse problems to have.
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a cbi agent @djcati.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Another successful pot of chilli made.
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a cbi agent @djcati.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I KNEW I had a bag of flour. At some point it fell behind my freezer. I guess it lives there now, at least until I can get my dad to help move the freezer. (There's also a bottle of honey, a kitchen roll, and some cookies.)
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 13/10/2026
one day something is going to take the whole damn internet down and we will all be free
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Very important Star Trek image
Shatner 
The world of homosexuality I'm not that
familiar with. Are you?

Spiner (Data tha robot)
To a degree…
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a cbi agent @djcati.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I have never illegally downloaded a film in my life. Anyway, Spideymans time.
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a cbi agent @djcati.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm watching Gravity and Sandy B keeps not wearing her fucking helmet. If you can't breathe in a helmet you shouldn't be in space. This is djcati being frustrated at space films. End report.
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a cbi agent @djcati.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Deliveroo driver just made me realise I have no photo ID rn (passport is in the process of being renewed so the old one is at the post office). Am I even real? :o
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a cbi agent @djcati.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
In 2002 I bought a dumb game because I had a crush on a guy on a Digimon forum and he recced it. Kingdon Hearts why are you so complicated.
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a cbi agent @djcati.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
After my millionth viewing of the PJO s3 trailer, I hope that some of the gods just send their kids to buy milk and call it a quest.
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a cbi agent @djcati.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The music in my head is currently Fire Emblem FW battle music.
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a cbi agent @djcati.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What if Douglas Adams was alive?
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a cbi agent @djcati.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My cat pooped and zoomed to the door to try and scratch her way out. The smell is bad but not THAT bad. You still can't go outside, cat, sorry.
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a cbi agent @djcati.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Whenever Robert Picardo appears in a TV show, I feel the urge to tell him the nature of my medical emergency.
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𝐂𝐲𝐫𝐮𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐝 ☭ 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @milesbenjamin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Despite only making up 13 percent of the population, The Jedi commit 50% of Crimes in the Galaxy."
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Scruff Cheetah @scruff.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Tsk. Has he no manners?
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a cbi agent @djcati.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I love looking at my friends' Switch profiles and seeing how many hours they have in games. Most people have over 200 in Animal Crossing. No surprise there.
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a cbi agent @djcati.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I got potatoes in my grocery delivery but I still can't remember why I ordered them. I guess I'll be figuring out uses for them over the next week. You can never have too many potatoes, just ask Marge Simpson or Mark Watney.
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a cbi agent @djcati.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The berry trifle I got with my Tesco dinner deal was wayyy better than I expected. So tempted to eat the second one straight away instead of saving it for another day.
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a cbi agent @djcati.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Dinner is in the oven because I'm old and I'll eat at 5.30pm if I want to, damn it.
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a cbi agent @djcati.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I assure you, cat, it is not your dinner time. No matter how much you meow and claw at my leg.
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a cbi agent @djcati.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Healthy sophisticated lunch today: super noodles and a can of diet Coke.
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a cbi agent @djcati.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Doomsday ticket officially booked. 7.30am screening - Rise of Skywalker taught me that was an amazing time when available. No crowds because only lunatics go to the cinema at 7.30am. :D
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Dr. Sandra Duffy Golden @sandraduffy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I really do.
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a cbi agent @djcati.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No, cat, you can't have my chocolate chip cookie.
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a cbi agent @djcati.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't think Calypso is too impressed that I finally changed the sheets. They smell too clean now.
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a cbi agent @djcati.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The forehead pimple apparently gave up before it properly started. Instead it moved to inside my nostril. N-no, it's okay, go back to the forehead. Ouch.
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