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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 16h
Lmao
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Coyote vs ACME had a bigger opening weekend than the new Tom Cruise movie, WB stays losing
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
As I was saying bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They’re very tall and dangerous ok?
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I guess we’ll have to see if we get any more visible evidence.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He might even need them converted to decimals first
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sometimes I think the president might not have 100 percent perfect cognition
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
pitch session might have looked something like this
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
in that era? good question
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Huh: Eddie Murphy will star in a Peacock drama series, "The Chairman," from Matthew Weiner
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good point.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Really? I always thought it was a reference to Cain’s exile
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Honestly had no idea there was this much, uh, boning in East of Eden. You're bad at naming things, John Steinbeck
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Schmitt's face is too perfect. It's Ralph Kramden telling Alice, "I'm the king, you're nothing"
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
some fascinating exchanges in the full transcript of the Time magazine interview
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SEN. ERIC SCHMITT: Do these texts not prove that a shrimp fried this rice?
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Only one man could have solved this
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Benny’s post 🤣
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lmao
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s getting worse
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ERIC SCHMITT DESTROYS JACK SMITH’S ALIBI (schmitt confused the name of two totally different teams in two different states)
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Catherine Herridge, everybody.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
www.nytimes.com/2026/09/28/w...
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Trump Brought Venezuelan Gold to the U.S., but Refiners Won’t Touch It (Gift Article)
The administration is brokering deals in a notoriously corrupt industry, including one with a company that the United States deems a security threat.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wait, scratch that one.
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PM2.5 Kills ~9 Million People Each Year Worldwide @tkovach.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kent Brockman, who is covered in jewels and holds a golden chalice, speaks from his desk. He says Thanks, Mayor Simpson. Because of you, we're all taking golden showers.
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carp68 @carp68.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Smithers and Mr. Burns looking delighted: "Gold bar fight!"
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is low-key one of my most quoted lines
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 28/09/2026
Castro
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it's weird because Nirvana is now old whereas I am exactly the same age I was in 1992
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[P] Madonna and Sabrina Carpenter
The twins from THE SHINING
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Madonna and Sabrina Carpenter
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They played the long game.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is that a shirtless Jeff Skunk Baxter
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Never trust any band that will go back to its old school
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
when i'm discussing late-era Spielberg with my spouse
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Second prize is, you get to watch the movie
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Chris Farley: Well La Dee Fricken Da!
ALT: Chris Farley: Well La Dee Fricken Da!
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'll give you 100 guesses as to which film this image comes from and you will not get the answer. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzh7...
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I defy you not to get choked up by this story about parents taking their kids to Weird @alyankovic.bsky.social concerts. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/23/a...
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Weird Al Never Grew Up. Neither Did These Fans (or Their Dads). (Gift Article)
Sons and fathers bond at the accordion-wielding pop parodist’s concerts.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
don't forget Gavin Newsom too!
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
that's crazy because another man named David Ellison wrote this just over a month ago.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
relationships have been built on less 🤷‍♂️
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
technically true?
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
incredible
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🚨full trailer for Nathan Fielder/Elizabeth Holmes documentary🚨 www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvW_...
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this entire presidency in one image
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