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@ditaki.bsky.social
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100% gay, other extraneous details on demand Chicago (the best city that’s trying its best)

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Ditaki @ditaki.bsky.social · 56m
They want you to remember their brands when you start getting some!
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Ditaki @ditaki.bsky.social · 1h
!!!
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Ditaki @ditaki.bsky.social · 2h
static.klipy.com
White and Brown Cat with Red Collar
Alt: Cat shaking head no
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Ditaki @ditaki.bsky.social · 2h
God it always is timezones!
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Ditaki @ditaki.bsky.social · 2h
If a company is dysfunctional during an interview, it will be this dysfunctional when working there
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Ditaki @ditaki.bsky.social · 3h
Poor baby doesn’t deserve it :(
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Ditaki @ditaki.bsky.social · 21h
Wanna coffee and jigsaw and chill?
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Ditaki @ditaki.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Honestly? Go to the beach.
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Ditaki @ditaki.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sat on it for a day but after checking with a few people, it’s pretty clear I’m being exited / PIP-ed out from my job. It’ll be a fun few weeks!
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Ditaki @ditaki.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Usually cool with the occasional chance of just fine 🙌🎉
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Ditaki @ditaki.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Don’t piss them off!!!!
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Ditaki @ditaki.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ok but what if you’ve met the only cool bloomfs and the rest of us are just, you know, fine?
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Ditaki @ditaki.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Stronks!
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Ditaki @ditaki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes!
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Jakey Bakey @jakeybakey.gay · 05/10/2026
gm "happy" monday
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Ditaki @ditaki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’ve already got the Sunday Scaries for next Monday
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Ditaki @ditaki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What a sight!
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Lizstar @lizstar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A ferret, a mink, a stoat, and a weasel are starting up a new band called Weezel
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Ditaki @ditaki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Omg *so* cute
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Ditaki @ditaki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
gm fart vent
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Ditaki @ditaki.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
omg spooky
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Ditaki @ditaki.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Auto-correct drives me up a *wall* -- I know what I wanted to write, just let me write it 😭 (also good afternoon ben)
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Ditaki @ditaki.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Captain Sonar and Railway Ink are *so* good
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roterote @roterote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The US Democrats need to look at their next Presidency as an endless sprint to obliterate MAGA, every day for years. Until the cancer is gone then there should be no time wasted on MAGA tears or conciliation. Only endless justice and rebuilding the democracy. Govern like every day is the last day.
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Ditaki @ditaki.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Absolutely a change -- the pecs are pecsing
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Ditaki @ditaki.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I know this very thing has happened across history for centuries but the idea that companies are wining and dining theologians and religious scholars is both hilarious and feels deeply, deeply wrong.
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Ditaki @ditaki.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh man they’re so good
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Ditaki @ditaki.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dead dickember
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Ditaki @ditaki.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No, the hot dog should be either a cave man or a modern day woman, but only in a strict heteronormative relationship.
The aforementioned hotdogs in statue form on top of the Superdawg drive-in restaurant
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Ditaki @ditaki.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ok *yes* Dave Brubeck Quartet lets gooooo
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Ditaki @ditaki.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If it helps I interpreted it as thematically intended but oof. I feel it.
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Ditaki @ditaki.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m sorry to hear that :( that’s really tough
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Ditaki @ditaki.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Seems like sister might also want to go to a therapist. Lotta transference and poor emotional regulation / social dynamics out of that one!
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Ditaki @ditaki.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No, you!
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Ditaki @ditaki.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And they like to let Claude write 😩
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brasidas @brasidas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The thing about Bayes’ Theorem is that while you can use logic to propagate probability distributions through chains of thought, doing so without data just makes the result a new set of priors. The result is just belief expressed as a degree of surprise.
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
good morning bluesky friends ❤️
a picture of sonic the hedgehog holding a thumbs up

"I DON'T KNOW HOW TO
FLIRT
BUT I CAN
MAKE THINGS
AWKWARD
IF YOU'RE
INTO THAT"
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Ditaki @ditaki.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ziglately
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Ditaki @ditaki.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No better way to get over disappointment :(
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Ditaki @ditaki.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Another one falls to the invading Kumori forces D:
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Ditaki @ditaki.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A queen doesn't have to worry about such things
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Ditaki @ditaki.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I guess the gays are not a uniform entity :(
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Ditaki @ditaki.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Why Not Both Por Que No Los Dos
Alt: Why Not Both Por Que No Los Dos
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Ditaki @ditaki.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They’re pretty good I guess
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Ditaki @ditaki.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He’s gonna end up jerking off and ghosting you right as you show up 😩
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 01/10/2026
Better still, the state shouldn’t have the power to try to execute people so this shit doesn’t happen in the first place.
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Ditaki @ditaki.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Remember, inside every Flock-tober is a lot of copper and gold that can be resold easily.
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Ditaki @ditaki.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Anthony how (hung) ARE you?
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Ditaki @ditaki.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He just might
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Ditaki @ditaki.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wow this makes my day better!
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