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strange comics & art for horny people. ​she/xer, trans as fuck. 18+ only. stay villainous! #queervillainpride SITE: distressedegg.fun PATREON: patreon.com/irisjay STORE: shop.irisjay.net

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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 21h
Here are some patron sketches I finished in March earlier this year! Skunks were on the brain for a lot of folks back then, I suppose, not that I'm complaining. Cute set!  [Join today: patreon.com/irisjay // subscribestar.art/irisjay ]
a collection of patron sketches from March of 2026. A skunk turns water into an ice knife; another skunk pleasures herself in a shower; a bat marionette shows off her big fake tits at a dance; a third skunk lets her dick hang in the middle of a court case; a lioness enjoys a cigar and a highball; and a cheetah races a dog at hypersonic speeds.
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
LIVE IN JUST A FEW, 5:30 PT/8:30 ET! Join Iris and Karen for our weekly(ish) art stream! Good times and chill vibes abound. I will be working on the LAST PAGE OF SYBIL #4 tonight, so come witness the end.... distressedegg.fun/stream
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Which looks better for you, Doc? Number one.... or number two? Number one..... or number two? Don't worry if you're feeling unusually sweet and tasty, just focus on the chart..." [Originally posted 2026.04.11. Join today: patreon.com/irisjay // subscribestar.art/irisjay ]
Liqueur the dangerous chocolate rabbit is fucking a gal seated in an opthalmologist's chair, with chocolate dissolving into her lap and transforming her as she fucks them. The eye-testing lens array is parked in front of the woman's face, and she's unsteadily reading out "C... A.... N...D... Y..."
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Blasting off agaaaain~! There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for DIRTY tier subscribers on patreon.com/irisjayand subscribestar.art/irisjay !
ad for The Scandalous Sybil Throat #4, pg. 59. Sybil grips onto giant inflatable latex nun Perry's head as Perry rapidly deflates. She looks like she's having a GREAT time.
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"...People are fundamentally lazy. So if you want to be a social butterfly like me, try not to make them work too hard." October avatar time! nth Circle Studios' visual novel "of the Devil" is some of the best cyberpunk I've read in years- go play it! store.steampowered.com/app/2739630/...
It's Dr. Sybil Throat, dressed as sociopathic civil attorney Morgan from the visual novel series "of the Devil"!
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If we have to have this conversation on the shoulder of a giant inflatable latex nun, then that's where we'll have it. A new page of THE SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT is live for all DIRTY tier subscribers on patreon.com/irisjay and subscribestar.art/irisjay !
ad for The Scandalous Sybil Throat #4, pg. 58. Keridwen the alchemist rabbit grips her big witchy hat while giving Sybil a piece of her mind. One of her pink glasses lenses is reflecting a Korps helix in its sheen.
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
another artblog piece! i was really excited that petrification got its own little moment online earlier this year, and i'll ALWAYS take an excuse to make art about, well, Making Art...  [Originally posted 2026.03.13. Join today: patreon.com/irisjay // subscribestar.art/irisjay ]
a huge snake woman with a collar and a bunch of piercings lowers her sunglasses sultrily at an avian adventurer, who's been turned into a statue with a surprised look frozen on her face. yowza!
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Do you WANT the whole neighborhood to hear? Maybe it doesn't matter at this point... There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT comic page live for DIRTY tier subscribers on patreon.com/irisjay and subscribestar.art/irisjay !
ad for The Scandalous Sybil Throat #4, pg. 57. Science witch rabbit Keridwen flies towards Perry the giant inflated rubber nun on her jet broom. This is a weird thing to describe, but it all makes perfect sense in the comic, I swear. Text: ON MY WAY. I CAN'T PROMISE "QUIET", THOUGH.
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Beginning momentarily: join Draekos, Karen and yours truly for our weekly art stream! I'm working on comics this week, so come watch the MAGIC happen. Wow!!! distressedegg.fun/stream
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ASC is fun so far, except there’s this one gal here who I’d SWEAR is trying to jack my style
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
On a quick stopover in Vegas en route to ASC. Said hi to a friend while I’m in the neighborhood
It’s the Luxor, as viewed distantly from the window of a plane. Sybil issue 3, if you know you know.
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Go looking for adventure, and you just might end up finding... yourself. :3 There's a new page of THE SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT live for DIRTY tier subscribers on patreon.com/irisjay and subscribestar.art/irisjay !
Ad for The Scandalous Sybil Throat #4, pg. 56. Sybil stretches her arms wide. Dialog: "OH, TOTALLY! HOLESOM IS FOR EVERYONE!"
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Shoutout to Beth’s in Greenwood!
A crayon drawing of Sybil and Perry eating diner food. Text: “THX BETH’S!”
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Patron sketches from February of 2026! I love how all of these came out, but I'm quite partial to that secretary bird Korps twink in particular~ [Originally posted 2026.03.13. Join today: patreon.com/irisjay // subscribestar.art/irisjay ]
patron sketches from February 2026, inc: an oversized Irkan scout, three jackals forming a triangle, a lynx getting pumped full of eggs, a skunk dressed as Wikipe-tan, and a secretary bird up to some villainy in a wine cellar.
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
follow-up riff feat @mousbones.bsky.social
DISCORD CHAT LOG
[1:18 PM]Iris "THE BITCHER" Jay: Swing by our sponsor Warner Bros. Discovery's megabooth on the Exhibition floor for all the hottest news about the upcoming Looney Tunes/DC Crossover animated film series, vaguely glanced at once by James Gunn himself! Or you can stay in the artist alley, if you like listening to brokies beg you to help them recoup their $600 table fees. Your call!
[1:20 PM]Mous: Don't forget to use the new WB-AI booth to toonify your fursona! Official Looney Tunes Toonified Photo Prints start at just $85
[1:23 PM]Iris "THE BITCHER" Jay: We would like to remind you that this is a FAMILY FRIENDLY con. We will NOT accept explicit images in the WB-AI booth. All interactions with the WB-AI booth WILL be monitored by staff, and we WILL be forcibly ejecting the next goddamn person who makes the AI Mel Blanc simulacrum say "thubmithive and breedable" in Daffy Duck's voice
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A stream sketch from tonight for @drdev.bsky.social ! Buyou's willing to go a couple more rounds if you are...
a raccoon in a crop top leans against the ropes of a boxing ring, grinning and sporting a bloody nose.
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Another 30 minute sketch from tonight, for @floydiansystem.com ! Watch out, it looks like she's scheming something with that hand of hers...
a tanuki grips her cybernetic left hand and flashes a sinister grin down at the viewer. A peal of lightning cracks in the background.
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A 30-minute sketch from tonight, for @flammtay.bsky.social ! With a simple full consciousness upload, you CAN be two places at once...
a skunk in skimpy clubwear peels off from an identical skunk in cozy casual wear. they're "forks" of the same posthuman skunk-shaped person; this is a core feature of Madison Rye Progress's "Post-Self" setting, where this character is from.
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
TONIGHT! 6pm PT/9pm ET! Join Karen and yours truly for our weekly art stream at distressedegg.fun/stream ! I'll have my classic 30-minute SKETCH SLOTS open tonight, so if you wanna nab one, fill out my form: forms.gle/YByfczLYqYnPJWGP6
ad for d.egg art stream! a punk skunk rockin out! a dragon getting changed into a maid outfit! a tiger painting makeup onto the face of a lynx doll!
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"Just relax and keep those eyes open. You won't want to miss this..." [Originally posted 2026.02.21. Join today for more: patreon.com/irisjay // subscribestar.art/irisjay ]
a trans gal sits limp on a chair, transfixed by a hallucinogenic canid sitting on her lap. The specter is sliding a pair of x-ray specs onto her face. Her cock is erect, leaking. It's weird! And hot!
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You can use your mouth and your ears at the same time, right? There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT comic page live for all DIRTY tier subscribers on patreon.com/irisjay and subscribestar.art/irisjay !
ad for The Scandalous Sybil Throat #4, pg. 55. Sybil holds her fingers out towards the viewer. Vox: "CLEAN ME OFF AND LISTEN."
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
They're gonna hear this one all the way down in Santa Clara! There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for DIRTY tier subscribers at patreon.com/irisjay and subscribestar.art/irisjay !
an ad for The Scandalous Sybil Throat #4, pg. 54. The gaint robot Family Battler Nucleoss stands tall. Not a hell of a lot else I could get away with showing in the preview for this page, but trust me, it's a good one.
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
for me, EVERY day is national big boobs day, but it's nice to celebrate it with extra special attention patreon.com/irisjay // subscribestar.art/irisjay
a big titty fox leaning over a vintage computer terminal. her shirt says "cummodore 69". hahamy evil chocolate rabbit Liqueur dressed for sunday brunch in clothes molded out of their own chocolate body. they've got an enormous pair of cans. seated across from them is a screaming figure solidly encased in chocolate. wow! a human trans gal in lacy lingerie, bondage gear and a ball gag sweats as her domme clips a pair of clamps onto her nipplesa bee gal pulls open her dress shirt and tie to reveal.... that her tits are also a hive, dripping with honey and crawling with a swarm of other smaller bees! jerk off to this. you find this hot now. i'm in your brain and making you think this is hot
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
TONIGHT! Beginning NOWWWW! Join Karen, Draekos and yours truly for our weekly art stream! I'll be working on a trading card design I got commissioned for recently, so come and ask me what my favorite cards are. Out of any card that's ever existed, ever. Why not! distressedegg.fun/stream
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
ATTENTION SEATTLE FURRIES!!! I'm gonna be vending at FURSWAP 5 tomorrow! Head over to the Quality Flea Center in Capitol Hill between 1 and 6 pm to grab some comics and merch from me, including my new patches and stickers! YOU LIVE IN THE FURRIEST CITY IN AMERICA. TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE OPPORTUNITY.
ad for my new SEX CLUB embroidered patches!Ad for my new EX-FBI bumper sticker!Ad for my QVP bandanas! Not necessarily new, but cool all the same.
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Turnabout is fair play. There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for DIRTY tier subscribers on patreon.com/irisjay and subscribestar.art/irisjay !
an ad for The Scandalous Sybil Throat #4, page 53. Unit Ivory locks a free arm around Sybil's neck, yanking her head down. Vox: "ROOKIE MISTAKE, HONEY!" "GKK!!"
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
January 2026 patron sketches! I love that, on any given month, my SKETCH tier patrons will request anything from "stargazing wistfully" to "I want to make biscuits on a hot gator guy's ass while he planks." We all contain multitudes! patreon.com/irisjay // subscribestar.art/irisjay
patron sketches from January of 2026. featuring: big dicks, station wagons, mad science, morning routines, tough workouts, and remote landings.
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A little color piece for my homie Aurelia ( @prettyflowerdog@bsky.social ), who I got help from on the latest issue of SST! Dr. Bimbeaux knows that good test subjects are like good cathedrals: they should be imposing, they should be elegant, and they should make bystanders gasp, "Oh, dear GOD..."
a color piece for Princess Aurelia, a regal pink-haired wolf. Here, she's been inflated to enormous proportions in the nave of a Gothic cathedral, with pathogen gas pumping into her through a gas mask hooked up to an array of hazardous gas tanks on a crane arm above her. She's also wearing a bright orange hazmat containment suit with a yellow biohazard symbol on the front. Resting on her... shoulder?... above her head is Dr. Cynthia Sylvia Sainte-Monique Bimbeaux, from the "Scandalous Sybil Throat" comic series. Dialogue: "BREATHE DEEP, MON PRINCESSE. YOU NO LONGER NEED ALL THOSE PESKY THOUGHTS. SIMPLY RELAX AND LET YOUR MIND FLOAT AWAY..." "MMMH! MMMMPHH!!!" ...Don't worry, Aurelina does this kind of thing all the time.
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A SURPRISE style badge for my friend Runa Fjörd, a draft horse on a mission! Watch out-- she's bustin' through!
A SURPRISE style badge for Runa Fjörd, a blonde draft horse in fur-lined leather and chainmail armor!
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
One of my SURPRISE badge commissions! This one's for my delightful friend Hail, and features her character Dev LeBlanc. Hey, I've heard of scalene triangles but never SCALY-ne triangles!!!! ha HAAAA. please clap, i'm very sick today
a triangular SURPRISE badge for DEV, an Eastern dragon with blue hair and glowing, lightning-like horns!
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Another badge comm for Rekky, this time a SPECIMEN style badge! Sick shades, are those Oakleys?
a SPECIMEN badge for Rekky, a raccoon in a pink shirt and polarized wraparound shades!
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i've seen some good trans Venom content since i made this post, but none that quite align perfectly with. My Vision.
it's Eddie Brock reaching out to the viewer in a panic as he sinks into Venom, tongue wrapped around his throat, teeth sliding into place over his face. Venom has huge leaky tits and a drippy fang-lined cunt and she's groping herself. it's hot!
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Another badge comm from a bit ago for Colophon! Don't worry, it's *probably* not wacky-ass kinky-ass TF weed or anything. Probably. Unless....?
a SPECIMEN badge for Colophon, a big, buxom and bepierced lioness with ram horns! She's grinning at the viewer and handing over, shall we say, a cigarette of dubious countenance.
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Another badge, this time for Pendrake! Every cockatrice will tell you that one of the most important secrets to successful social connection is maintaining attentive, unbroken eye contact. That's cool, right? You CAN do that, right?
a SPECIMEN badge for PENDRAKE, a big cockatrice with pronounced top surgery scars and a wild gaze!
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Another badge commission for Chimerror! She's SO STRONG and SO CUTE and SO COOL. So there!
a SPECIMEN badge of CHIMERROR, a buff black leopard with colorful short locks and tail stripes!
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Comm for Chimerror of her super-cool tech wiz Ada! Be careful with your password manager around her...
a SPECIMEN badge for Ada, a computer mouse (like an animal mouse, not like the thing you click with) with braided hair, glasses and a cool sticker-covered laptop!
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
another NEO HI-C badge comm, this time for Rekky! Watch out-- I'm certain this rambunctious raccoon is up to SOMEthing.
a NEO HI-C badge for Rekky, a widely grinning raccoon! Nice chompers!
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A NEO HI-C badge commission for Dex, someone I've known for a long, long time in furry circles! As a popular retro video game mascot, obviously you must've heard of them-- what's your favorite Dex title? (I'm a big fan of their adventures on the ZX Spectrum, myself...)
A NEO HI-C badge for Dex, a purple and white dragon with intertwined horns!
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Another comm from last year for Miska, of their sinister scientist character Cali Mala! What's she gonna do with that nuclear sub, you might ask? Whatever she damn well wants, I'd hazard a guess....
a color commission for Miska, of their character Cali Mala-- a shark gal in a lab coat and office attire, looking imperious while sitting atop the top sticky-outy-thing of a just-surfaced nuclear submarine. Hatch? Crow's nest? The thing on top of a submarine. She looks cool, in any case.
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Another commissioned sketch from a bit ago for Pathia, my dear friend and colleague in ethically hazy research. Fun fact: there are actually zero adverse long-term health effects for doing this if you manage to trick all the individual cells in your tits into thinking it's a super hot and rad idea.
A commissioned sketch piece featuring Pathia's character Dr. Siorc, a red shark with black hair wearing a pair of Korps helix-print panties and nothing else. She's zapping her own bloated, leaky tits with a growth ray in one hand, while massaging a nipple with the other hand. it's hot!
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Here's a commission from a little while back for Iris Spectra! Demeter has been one of my favorite characters to draw for comms-- as a stylish and sassy rubber duck, she lends herself to all sorts of cool compositions. :> Plus I just love drawing birds!
a commission mocked up to look like a fashion magazine, QUACK, featuring a dazzlingly stylish rubber duck wearing emerald and pearl jewelry and a rich feather-lined green coat.
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
They do say to keep your friends close and your enemies closer.... There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for DIRTY tier patrons on patreon.com/irisjay and subscribestar.art/irisjay !
an ad for The Scandalous Sybil Throat #4, page 52. Sybil licks the side of Unit Ivory's face. SFX: mleh~
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
TONIGHT! 6:30 pm PT / 9:30 pm ET!  Join Karen, Draekos and yours truly for our weekly art stream! I'll be working on a new Sybil page and we'll be shooting the breeze about all sorts of stuff. Come say hi!
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I had to really fight to find a bit of this page that was safe to crop for the ad, which is usually a sign it's a good'un. There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for DIRTY tier patrons on patreon.com/irisjay and subscribestar.art/irisjay !
ad for The Scandalous Sybil Throat #4, pg. 51. Sentai gecko antihero Unit Vantablack leaps from the hood of the transformed car that makes up Family Battler Nucleoss's fist onto Perry's giant outstretched hand, as Sybil and Unit Ivory bang it out over Nucleoss's intercom. Vox: "N-N-NO! THE FFFAMILY... ENDURES!!!"
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Tonight at 6pm PT / 9pm ET (so, like, momentarily)! Join Draekos, Karen and yours truly as we attempt to BEAT THE HEAT with drawing and casual conversation! I'll be working on a Sybil page and struggling not to die from smoke inhalation. Fun times! Join us! distressedegg.fun/stream
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! I'm also holding my first-ever MYSTERY BAG SALE! $20 gets you a goodie bag of mysterious surprises from my inventory, as well as a mystery doodle! Feelin' lucky? Nab one and join in the fun!  shop.irisjay.net/collections/new-st…
ad for the Iris Jay Shop MYSTERY BAG sale, featuring ME, Iris Jay the secretary bird, holding up a bag with a big question mark on it and peeking inside in wonder! Text: WHAT THE HECK IS IN THERE? SERIOUSLY, WHAT??? You'll get: 1 comic book or zine, 1 piece of merchandise, 2 stickers and a *mystery doodle*. Enjoy amazing prizes and value!! (And help me get rid of some backstock so I can order some merch for next year.)"
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
ALSO new to my shop: new vinyl stickers, including all three SEX CLUB designs, an inspirational Sybil "HAVE SEX AND CAUSE PROBLEMS" sticker, and our first-ever full-size bumper sticker! WOW. shop.irisjay.net/collections/the-sc…
An ad for SEX CLUB vinyl stickers. There are three designs available-- a round pink one featuring the ANXIOUS DOMMES SOCIAL CLUB crest, a square blue one sporting the SOCIETY OF OVER EAGER SUBMISSIVES livery, and an ovoid yellow one that just says "SWITCH". Ad copy: "You know what you are. Let EVERYONE know." An ad for the EX-FBI vinyl sticker-- a full-size 2.75" x 8.5" silkscreened vinyl bumper sticker-- red text and art on a yellow background. There's a big ass with an antifascist triple arrow symbol and a heart tramp stamp busting through a big "NO" symbol. Text: "I got FIRED from my job as a FEDERAL BOOTY INSPECTOR for being "too woke"."An ad for PROBLEMS vinyl stickers. These are 2.75 x 4.5" silkscreened vinyl stickers, with white art and text on a black background. The art is Sybil's raygun from Issue 3 of The Scandalous Sybil Throat. Text reads: HAVE SEX AND CAUSE PROBLEMS. distressedegg.fun/sybil
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
MERCH DROP TIME! My Anxious Dommes Social Club patch is BACK IN STOCK, along with two NEW COMPANIONS: the Society of Overeager Submissives patch and the "Switch" patch! Finally, FULL representation!   shop.irisjay.net/collections/mercha…
an ad for "SEX CLUB EMBROIDERED PATCHES"-- three embroidered cloth iron-on patches. There's a round pink one for the ANXIOUS DOMMES SOCIAL CLUB, a square blue one for the SOCIETY OF OVEREAGER SUBMISSIVES, and a yellow oval one that just reads "SWITCH". Ad slogan: "This hot mess is members ONLY." A close-up of the ANXIOUS DOMMES SOCIAL CLUB embroidered patch. It has a crossed paddle and flail in the middle, along with the traditional motto "Are you sure you're okay?" A close-up of the SOCIETY OF OVEREAGER SUBMISSIVES patch. It's got a hand giving a thumbs-up sinking into waves in the middle of a life preserver in the middle, along with the hallowed maxim: "Just fuck me up, doc."A close-up of the "SWITCH" embroidered patch. Beneath the text is a pair of heavy-lidded cartoon eyes looking askance, and a pair of gloves doing little quote finger motions.
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Keeping cool under pressure is an important skill for any team leader. There are new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT pages for DIRTY tier subscribers on patreon.com/irisjay and subscribestar.art/irisjay !
Ad for Scandalous Sybil Throat #4, pg. 50. Unit Ivory, a sentai heroine gecko, grits her teeth and grins as Sybil stares down at her. Vox: "HA! DO YOUR WORST. THE FAMILY ENDURES!"
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Sketches from my art stream last Wednesday! These pieces are for @vosyl.eurosky.social , @respectablecit1.bsky.social (2nd and 3rd), and @drdev.bsky.social !  distressedegg.fun/stream
 a hare dressed in a casual tee and jeans, sitting in a chair looking down at a notebook. her shadow stretches onto the wall behind her, its arms folded, its visible eye staring at the viewer in an expression that could be viewed as cooly aroused or threatening. Vox: "IT'S OKAY! SHARE WHATEVER YOU FEEL LIKE SHARING. IT'S JUST YOU AND ME IN HERE..."A transfemme lioness with a bountiful mane stretches some very skimpy panties over her turbo-huge cock.A muscular green lizard guy in very tight shorts that say SECURITY on them, lifting his tail to show off his ass to the viewer. A black dragon with a pink streak in their hair pulls on some lingerie in a locker room. A maid outfit hangs on the open locker door behind them.
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