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Miss AbOoOoOpriated

@distantduck.bsky.social
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Kiwi in the UK. Sweary leftie into travel, books, geeky wee moments, coffee, gigs. Ex-fundie. Cis ally 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️. Curious about the green slimy thing looking over your shoulder as you read.

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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 34m
Maybe they’re hoping their library is full of books like the Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar and should the secrets in those books get out, unimaginable wealth will be accessible to all. But it’s probably just porn, or Nazi memorabilia.
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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Aaah, how’s the serenity?
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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I know these colourful stones! They’re so cheerful. Gotta be Liverpool
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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
and want to do it respectfully. They were Christian and the phrase “Hunodd yn yr Iesu” has popped up online and seems appropriate. Any tips would be super appreciated (our whānau/iwi’s from South Glamorgan if that helps).
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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I know there are some Welsh speakers on here, and I’d love a bit of help checking the accuracy and pronunciation of a phrase. A family member died this week (diaspora Welsh, from when speaking was forbidden), and I’m giving a short eulogy. I’d like to send them home with their family’s language…
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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What a great haul!
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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yes! Very Logan’s Run
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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And this shows us how much public medicine and governmentalnaims and society has shifted since, say, the polio epidemic. It was seen, worldwide, as a public good to find a cure, and make life as liveable as possible for those disabled by it.
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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is why Covid got squashed and “doesn’t exist” anymore - if you become disabled from it, that’s your problem, since Chosen Ones do not get a fictional disease. No need to mask or provide air purifiers in public spaces or remote jobs if it’s all down to faith/being superior/hand wavium.
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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The patronage system is back? 2026 is really delivering on spooky medieval time travel vibes.
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Rachel Burdin @rsburdin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am very pleased to report someone made a picture book about the Ever Given.
A picture from a children's book, showing a very sad looking Ever Given, run aground in the Suez Canal, with two diggers trying to dig it out, and a dredger boat laughing at it.

"Still suck," sighed the cargo ship.

"Say," asked the dredger, "have you ever considered becoming a bridge? Bridges don't float."
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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the mashup we need to see in the world.
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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m in my early 40s and when a friend picked me up for a road trip last year, I taught her Horse and she taught me her Weird Car game (rare or odd cars get certain points depending on their rarity) 😂😂
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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh that is just so rough. I’m so sorry you’re going through that, it’s so unfair.
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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mate that sucks, sending you hugs.
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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Speaking of which, The High Priestess represents “the woman who interests the Querant (if male)”. Yeeeah i’m gonna ignore gender when I use these, thank you very much. Some great vocab words though: calumny! Pusillanimity! Bewrayment! Contrarieties! Roguery! Mental alienation! Certitude! Purgation!
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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Got my first Smith-Waite tarot deck today and becuase I usually use a more stylistic cartoon deck, it’s intriguing to see the level of detail and the esoteric card descriptions. My fave is the King of Wands, who is “dark, ardent and lithe”. That is a VIBE. It’s such a snapshot of its time.
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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ok but c’mon, windmills! They’re cool! And if I asked my mates about childhood games they played on road trips, windmills would end up being truly sophisticated.
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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I grew up listening to Pentecostal sermons, which… weren’t the most coherent, and no matter how terrible their sermons, every last pastor I knew would have looked at that speaker with pure derision.
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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Or they’re like “oh wow I had no idea… anyway the game on Friday” like it’s just a sensational tidbit that’s forgotten 5 seconds later.
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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
To be fair, we were taught it by a mate, it turns out to be quite a common game throughout NZ. I love that the windmills game is so similar!
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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We did this with horses! It had things like, if you saw a horse float and called it first, you got everyone else’s horses. If you saw a cemetery and called it first, everyone else’s horses died, and you won. Sometimes you’d yell “cow!” just to psych out your sibling.
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Koh The Nutt Stealer @gregathus88.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I feel like someone needs a hug, so here’s a hug for anyone that needs it. Get in here and get you a big ass hug.
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Cat
ALT: Cat
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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
11. Despite being short and very childlike I unfortunately developed boobs early. A guy in his 70s cornered me on the bus, made sexualised comments and groped me until his stop. I was terrified and never told anyone for fear I’d be blamed and get a hiding from my parents.
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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Captain America: I Understood That Reference
Alt: Captain America: I Understood That Reference
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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Agency is critical, I think that’s it. When boundaries are constantly crossed and kids (even when they’re adults) are treated like products or objects… yeah that’s time to ease on out of that dynamic as safely as possible. It sucks your mates are going through that, but hopefully it’ll shift in time
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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Also, what kind of cheesecake was it?
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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oooooooh gold star regulars! How cool
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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The fight scenes are adorable! So staged! So slow with dramatic pauses! Almost like dancing!
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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watching The Big Sleep (old movies are way more spoonie friendly) and some of the quotes are great. “A half-smart guy. That’s what I always draw. Never once a guy who’s smart all around the course. Never once!” - the henchwoman when the henchman gets ruffled by Marlowe.
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My mate who’s also a pottery teacher says the same, and the people who tend to do well are the ones who actually listen to the instructions 😂 the pressure to make something that’s Insty-worthy first time seems to be part of it, but it is sad we expect perfection of ourselves when we try new stuff
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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yes! And get hit with a weird sense of melancholy and feeling left out when people discuss their formative musical moments.
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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Also, “drinking Jack all by myself” is an extremely relatable lyric.
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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Now that I’m housebound I count on the lucky days I can make it to a neighbourhood cafe to catch up on whatever the kids are listening to/new slang. Sometimes it’s pap (but honestly, I grew up on DC Talk, so no shade), sometimes I find a new fave.
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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m guessing the writers are these kind of parents and don’t understand why their kids have so little contact (no, I haven’t read the article, I have tiny energy limits so can’t be arsed with it)
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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh man… Latvia absolutely does not deserve this nonsense. They’ve barely been free a generation.
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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Exactly my question! They’re all floating in money and incapable of wearing clothing that fits?
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The British Opinion Columnists make sense when you realise they're a clique of Year 10 girls who've all decided to call Kelly From Maths a bitch and a crybaby and a virgin and a slag until she leaves school (one way or the other), except they're 55.
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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh I totally get that! That’s me in heatwaves, and anything below 10 degrees inside 😂
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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Right back at you! I refuse to turn on the heating until late October, so for now when I am in the house it’ll be layered clothing and blankets, but trying to make the most of temps in the late teens
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Victoria Maderna @victoriamaderna.com · 05/05/2026
The Connoisseur. Gouache and watercolor on paper. Dreaming of autumn... Prints: www.inprnt.com/gallery/vmad...
Painting of a boar in a sweater with a mushroom basket, holding and smelling a mushroom.
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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Uuuugh we’re hitting that here! It was 5C last night, and I am not ready for 6 Months of Dark Winter and Gloom. Like, granted, the heatwaves were too much for me but summer means you can actually leave the house and don’t spend 90% of your day shivering and looking forward to your hot shower.
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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is brilliant! Such a great introvert move
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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s this, but for books 😂
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Miranda Priestly: Florals? For Spring? Groundbreaking.
Alt: Miranda Priestly: Florals? For Spring? Groundbreaking.
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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’d forgotten how nice it is to snuggle into fresh sheets and duvet, with the last of the summer’a evening breeze coming through the window and the new Rivers of London audiobook playing so my brain doesn’t need to do anything.
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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh that’s the PERFECT description. Except, instead of being fired loudly it’s being high-fived in the corridor after the press briefing where it wrung its hands and promised to mend its ways.
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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oooh the one on the left is so colourful!
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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yaaaay! What books did you get?
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TransActual @transactualuk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can you help us reach more people than ever before? Respond to our Trans Lives Survey today, and share on your social media, so we can get a full picture of the experiences and views of trans people in the UK. form.typeform.com/to/BRppksJ3
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Text reads: TransActual is launching its biggest survey for the trans community yet!

TRANS LIVES SURVEY

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We want to hear about your experiences as a trans person living in the UK.

It's quick, anonymous, and will help us campaign for our community!
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