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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 11h

Have hit the “huh, I’ve never watched Nosferatu” stage of grief and insomnia. I don’t think I’ve watched a silent movie since I was uni, but I don’t want to be either asleep or awake, dramatic vampires will do nicely.

Title card for the movie Nosferatu, white text on black background “Doesn’t the name sound like the very midnight call of death? Speak it not aloud or life’s pictures will turn to pale shadows, and nightmares will rise up to FEED ON YOUR BLOOD”. 1920s drama, I guess

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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Behold! I love this frog so much, this deck is so much fun to look at. And it’s hilarious when the BBC are is cute and the message is like “nope”

Cartoons of tarot cards. The hermit, 7 of swords, hanged man, the fool, 10 of cups and devil. They all feature cartoon frogs, giant mice, tiny fairies, toadstools and psychedelic colours.

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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

My sassiest is based off Rider-Waite, but has cute/LSD 70s vibes. I get sassed by frogs and fairies 😭😭 Can’t wait to see how uh the OG pack goes 🫠

Seven of wands tarot card showing a giant cartoon frog with mismatched socks fighting against wands. It’s giving 1970s illustration vibes

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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This has been a rough week, symptoms-wise, and I’ve been mostly bedbound and sad about it. Today these beauts arrived from @oldenoughtosay.com and massively cheered me up. Thanks so much!

A white woman in a blue top is grinning delightedly and holding two books, Jeeves in the Offing and Joy in the Morning, which both have vintage covers.

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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Made a couple of fake tarot cards (along with descriptions) for a friend. Yes, the second one is a hedgehog on a roomba, because silly things rock.

Basic drawing of a fake tarot card featuring a middle finger floating over a field. It’s called the Ace of Fucks.

Fake home made tarot card called the hedgehog. A purple cartoon hedgehog is hanging out on a room a, surrounded by bright wiggly patches of colour.

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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Low effort/cost eclipse-watching gear likely won’t work but in more exciting news I have made it outside on eclipse day! And secured the one sunny patch that is not full of youngsters with the proper glasses.

Cardboard with a pinhole and paper on a beach towel, facing away from the sun cos I like my eyes

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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

OMG I love this artist! We have one of their cards on our fridge.

Faux 1950s image of three robed figures worshipping a massive coffee pot. The text is in spooky red font and says “Worship coffee, the dark lord”.

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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

So excited that @sachacoward.bsky.social ‘s book, Queer As Folklore has arrived in time for Christmas. Thanks @thecommonpress.bsky.social! This will make my housebound Christmas very cosy and folklorish and 😀🐉🧚‍♀️🦄🏳️‍🌈

A photo of the cover of Queer As Folklore. It’s bright yellow with red and black lettering and features a merman with wings, a narwhal horn in the style of 1950s tattoos. It looks cheerful and queer AF.

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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Bluesky buddies who are into tarot/witchy stuff (I’m thinking @srslymagenta.bsky.social but really anyone), if you happened upon a cute oracle deck in your wardrobe without a booklet, how would you use it? Asking for a me cos look how pretty these are.

Deck of cards with constellations depicted on multicoloured, watercolour backgrounds

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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

A kindred spirit! From The Upstairs Delicatessen: on Eating, Reading, Reading about Eating, and Eating While Reading by Dwight Garner. Text from image is in alt text.

“Reading and eating, like Krazy and Ignatz, Sturm und drank, prosciutto and melon, Simon and Schuster, and radishes and butter, have always, for me, simply gone together. The book you’re holding is a (‘cry for help’ is crossed out) product of these combined gluttonies. While reading, I’m helpless: I always a) wish I were eating b) notice the food.”

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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

The aforementioned goat, and some bird friends without context in a fake kitchen because why not? To be fair, this museum is also doing great decolonisation work, so extra reasons to go.

A stuffed goat with super curly horns. It is wearing a light blue sweater and looking confused about the meaning of life.

A stuffed crow and another bird (maybe a hawk) perched on a silver rubbish bin in front of a fake oven as part of a museum exhibit. Your guess is as good as mine.

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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

There is nothing quite like belting the words to Depeche Mode’s Personal Jesus at a disco in a cathedral.

A multicoloured window in a cathedral. The walls are lit in blue and a ribbon of rainbow light crosses the middle of the picture.

The word “Incredible” on a backlit sign, below a rainbow swoop of laser light and smoke

Interior of a cathedral lit with purple and pink lights above a crowd of people dancing with headphones. The window is bathed in soft neon orange and contrasts with the walls.

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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

You know you’re a special kind of nerd when you spend your Friday night sitting in the sunny patch of the lounge reading the first book of War and Peace… but the Bogan translation because tutira mai ngā iwi. It’s a hoot so far, highly, highly recommend.

A screenshot of the intro to War and Peace into Bogan. It starts with “Bloody hell, Prince Vasili, Genoa and Luca are pretty much just Napoleon’s holiday homes now… I’m warning you, if you still reckon Napoleon is an alright bloke - if you still don’t reckon this means he wants a fight - if you try and defend that mad bastard, who I reckon is pretty much the devil… well, then you can bugger off, we’re not mates anymore. But Oi, come in, come in, I’m just messing with ya mate. Sit down. How are ya, anyway?”

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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

I know these fullas are stadium-fillers back home, but one benefit of being overseas is seeing bands like Drax Project in wee venues (and randomly shaking the drummer’s hand after the show 🤣). The nicest dudes ever and far out they *bring it*. Incredible energy from the band and the crowd.

Drax Project live on stage with red lights around them. The guitarist is on the left and wearing a white shirt, the lead singer is playing a sax whilst wearing the band’s tour shirt, the drummer’s head is just behind him because I’m too short to get good pics, and the keyboardist, like all staunch kiwi blokes, is head to toe in black with a cap on his head. They’re vibing.

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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

No, Marmite from NZ is a different product from the UK version, much stronger and thicker.

Red label with yellow wording “Sanitarium Marmite” on a jar of the only legit form of Marmite, the stuff made in New Zealand. This is what English marmite wants to be when it grows up.

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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

Sensible me: I should do some life admin tonight. Inner me: But SUN! And these books! I can read bits of ALL THREE and be super cosy, look at me goooo! Guess which me won. (My reading technique is a wee bit slutty. I tend to have 4 or 5 on the go and dip in and out depending on mood. Why not?).

Three books in dappled sunlight. One has a photograph of a coke can and is a biography about a woman’s childhood in Albania when communism ended; one is neon yellow and pink and features Shakespeare posing like he’s on a dating app; the third is red with detailed patterns, pictures of Indian buildings and a blue margin.

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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Came home from a crap day at work to find this balcony flag had arrived and then stumbled upon the sweary, deliciously crass glory of Lucille Bogan’s music (featuring stella lines like “if you lick my 🐱 I’ll suck your 🍆”). Love that we have recorded proof our ancestors were horny as fuck 😂

Black flag with “Trans rights are human rights” in alternating blue, pink and white block letters, all the better to protest with.

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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

My Indie Bookstore Day treat for myself. In between seeing morris dancers and going to a ceilidh I started it at a local restaurant. I need to take myself on cute little solo dates more often, there is nothing like sitting at a pavement bar with a book on a warm spring evening.

Book with a bright pink cover and purple drink on a scratch up table. Shakespeare is posing on the cover as if he’s a hipster in an indie band. The title reads Straight Acting, the many queer lives of William Shakespeare by Will Tosh. To the right is a cute lil tumbler of a purple cocktail with 3 big chonks of ice, it tastes like slowly unwinding after a long week.

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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Trying to make onigiri because it’s one of my fave snacks when I travel through Singapore and I need a fun little food thing. Notes to future me: make a wee divot in the rice to cram in more fillings; my poor gift wrapping skills extends to onigiri; too much wasabi can also be the right amount.

Flat lay of ingredients for onigiri: wasabi, shredded carrot, salmon, two plastic spoons for scooping rice, two yellow triangular moulds (satisfyingly fun to use), and a light blue bowl with rice, sitting on top of nori seaweed sheets.

Onigiri sitting in the far end of a handmade bowl like a sports bro lazing in a sauna. The bottom of the onigiri is covered in seaweed like a cheeky towel and there’s a wibbly ribbon of wasabi on top. The bowl has cute 1950s pink and blue spangles on it.

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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Me: I need to stop buying books for a few months, save some money. Local op shops: Hold our bookmarks. January is long, but happily, so is my TBR pile 😌

Three books on a table. From left to right; Mrs Spring Fragrance which has a jaunty pink cover; I am Radar which has a black and white line drawing of a house boat in the foreground and palm trees in the background; My Other Life which has a black and white grainy close up of a bloke’s face. He’s wearing sunglasses and one lense shows a sepia image of 3 Malawian boys in front of huts.

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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

Since I’ve been ranting a lot lately, have some spooky snow pics from my lunch time walks.

A marina on a grey foggy day. In the middle is a slightly slanted line of trees reflected in the water.

An almost completely grey photo with a small row of red houses and trees on the right, reflected in the water. On the left a line stretches across the water behind two yellow buoys.

White background, with a park bench and wintry trees covered in snow. Behind the park bench is a grey river.

Medieval red brick house covered in snow, with fancy tiny green box hedges and trees in front. The middle of the house is black and white timber and slightly wonky.

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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

I’m still in the surreal ur-space of jet lag. Today’s a duvet day so I can enjoy the luxury of being alone for a day before the crushing reality of real life hits. Any recommendations for whimsical or surreal TV shows or movies are welcome!

View over a plane wing with a red and orange band of light on the horizon, a tinge of yellow on the far right.

View of a plane wing in the foreground, clouds in the background. To the left of the wing the horizon is deep blue and purple, to the right on the wing it is orange and yellow.

View of clouds out of a plane window with the plane wing in the left corner. On the horizon is a half circle of red-orange sun and a vivid orange line of sunrise.

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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Gonna really fucking miss this place, and I’m not just saying that because the weather chose to be awesome the day I’m leaving, after 3 days of rain (cheeky bastard).

Outdoor grey wall with Christchurch Airport written on it, above a red piano and black chair. The piano has writing painted on it, including the words “Play me” above the keyboard.

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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Most of my English mates have doubted the existence of feijoas, but here is proof of their absolute god-like status in Te Wāi Pounamu. I’ve got fond memories of drunkenly bonding with a Chilean woman at a New Years’ party over feijoas and surviving long distance flights; they’re that good 😄

Bright green, circular beer tap label with “Chinchiller Brewing: Tartside of the Moon: Feijoa oat cream sour series” written on it and cartoon pictures of feijoas.

Glass filled with yellow cloudy beer sits on a table with a blue sky and big corporate building in the background.

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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

First day of the trip without chores or scheduled hang outs: time for slug mode. I’m going to read my bestie’s gift, The House on the Cerulean Sea. There’s a long, dull story about why this book took a year to arrive (courtesy of NZ Post and Royal Snail), but it’s just added to the anticipation.

A paperback copy of The House in the Cerulean Sea on a white duvet. The book’s cover is a cartoon image of a red brick house and bus sitting on cliff that hangs over the sea.

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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

…I’ve actually realised I do this all the time. In my home country we have a cookie called a Shrewsbury, and there is a town with that name in the UK. I think you can see where this is going 😄 Life would be dull without these, I reckon.

A Shrewsbury biscuit with heart-shaped jam is held in front of Shrewsbury’s town hall.

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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Feel bad seeing all my northern hemisphere peeps posting about their shortest day weather when I got to experience the longest day and it was basically this. This is why marrying immigrants is awesome: two hemispheres!

Clear blue sky over a sandy beach path that leads to a surf beach, with a wooden bench in the far right. The heat and seagulls are implied.

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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 10/08/2024

Today’s protest poster: solidarity on the front, bluntness on the back. Lessons learned: these colours apply to anti-fascism/racism protests AND pro-Palestine protests, but next time I’ll chuck it on a stick for ease of handling. Was such a lovely protest and a wide variety of peeps showing up.

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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 27/12/2023

Normal people: let’s get some cute fairy lights in our bedroom during winter to make things feel cosy! Me: Great idea!

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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 08/12/2023

Hacks for small apartments are all “buy this expensive furniture that folds!” or “build a new room/storage with 2 by 4s using this easy hack!” or “stop having windows and/or needs!” Friends, let me introduce the space-saving Christmas tree, which costs less than a tenner. Better living everyone.

Green plush Christmas tree with smiley face, sewn colourful ornaments sewn on, and a tiny smiling yellow star on top. Toy holds yellow sign that reads “Have a treememdous Christmas”.

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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 22/11/2023

This was my ex’s local (corner of Brick Lane). I’m not sure if it’s still there, but it was a great Friday night cosy drink

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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 18/11/2023

From the brunch of doom (1.5 hours between ordering and eating), to a neon wonderland, an ancient Roman temple and a bougie bar, London has been *very* London today. Not pictured: the annual, satisfying browse through Brick Lane bookshops.

The shittiest service in London, with poached eggs made out of concrete.

Statue of Jesus with a neon sign saying Dark Entries and the Ministry of Love and Action

The temple of Mithras in London with a wireframe image of Mithras sacrificing the bull.

Pink cocktail in front of a blurry bar (the kind where the waiters wear suits and there’s a jazz band in the background).

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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 17/11/2023

Getting up at 3.30am to catch a train wasn’t the fave part of my day but this was near the venue so, every cloud. After 10 solid hours of networking/extroverting and conference goodness I’m super glad I forked out for a hostel bunk rather than catching the train home tonight.

St Matthews church gardens in early morning light.

A sliver of St Paul Cathedral viewed from Paternoster Row

The dome of St Paul’s Cathedral behind autumn trees.

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Miss AbOoOoOpriated @distantduck.bsky.social · 03/10/2023

Today’s status: sputtering with rage at their hypocritical wankery before 8am. One more week, and these barbarians in suits will be back in their lairs.

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