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@disservicedog.bsky.social
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Ash @disservicedog.bsky.social · 8h
Why the fuck are my meds $60 through Cigna but $12 through Costco @Luigi
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Ash @disservicedog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Puppyboys will call like 20 times in a row and when you ask what's wrong the emergency is they wanna yap and bark
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Ash @disservicedog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The background of Softcore is the sound of being greened out
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Ash @disservicedog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Being a furry is cool because it's lead me to a life where I can say I'm Going To Touch My Landlord Innapropriately If His Prissy Paws Tries To Raise My Fucking Rent
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Ash @disservicedog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Currently Rage Baiting the Firebird so it kills all the clerks so Melting Love doesn't spread among the agents
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Ash @disservicedog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trying to play the Project Moon games because a coworker adores them and I know quite a few people that have raved about them for a while. About halfway through lob. corp. and find myself always wondering "surely there's a better way to deal with x situation" Nope, the game's just made for misery
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Ash @disservicedog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Going to sleep with someone jerking me off and waking up many hours later to still being jerked off is probably among the most kind acts I've ever received
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Ash @disservicedog.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The guy with a fursona named randy did not like being called Big Dick Randy
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Ash @disservicedog.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm looking for a shock collar system that I can hopefully put my own collars on. Ideal world it'd be dual channel (2 receiver switch), and a small receiver where I can put a small width collar and a large one where I can put a large width collar. Any suggestions or ideas?
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Ash @disservicedog.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I really miss having a brain that could max out on sleep, I wish I had an answer on why I want to sleep 12+ hours in a 24 period the past 6 years. It's like plugging something up on the charger and it never reaches full
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Ash @disservicedog.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Stop adding fucking Olive Garden to my Bump map
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Ash @disservicedog.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Played so hard into a friend's rape fetish they passed out, oops..
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cow @nebulaeshapes.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
jolteon on CCTV
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Ash @disservicedog.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Alright Bump is just the see what friends are fucking and when app
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HelioFox @heliofox.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Mayternity for @sedwert.bsky.social ! Open through May: forms.gle/FNcFfjgJ9aT6...
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Artist: Mollie Burke
Artist: This popular painting is by the contemporary artist Mollie Burke (often shared online with added text overlays).

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An oil or acrylic painting of a highly textured, spiky black cat set against a solid, vibrant cobalt blue background for image_e5e65b.jpg. The cat has wide, intense eyes with white sclera and small dark pupils, looking directly forward, and a lit cigarette dangles from its mouth with a single plume of white smoke drifting to the right.

Centered above the cat's head, hand-written white text reads:
"I WON'T JUDGE YOU FOR USING UNHEALTHY COPING SKILLS TO STAY ALIVE, I GET IT"
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Ash @disservicedog.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
"They're my son via pussyvore"
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Ash @disservicedog.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This and a hit every day had me not remembering the whole weekend
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Ash @disservicedog.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
*belch* god im so sexy
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Bio, the lizard wizard @lizardwiz4rd.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
poochyena cookie
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The Latest Kate @thelatestkate.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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A drawing of a dinosaur baby poking its head out of its egg. The caption reads, "it may be anxiety-provoking, but there's still so much good left to experience"
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Ash @disservicedog.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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鮫 ʙ ɪ ᴛ ᴇ !! @sashbites.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
⚡self service⚡
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Ash @disservicedog.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I'm pulling out that 401k and throwing it at a fullsuit no chance I'm making it to 62 chat
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Ash @disservicedog.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Puppyboys whenever there's a task that requires 0 puppyboys
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Ash @disservicedog.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
or *rubs your birth control implant*
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Ash @disservicedog.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
*rubs your prep bump*
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Ash @disservicedog.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I really don't like when I can't carry my own weight in anything it makes me panic SO hard even over the most menial shit
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Ash @disservicedog.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
to be fair there's no lemon or lime either
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Java ☕️🐾 ~! @knot.coffee · 19/06/2026
When you know a chest is hiding both a mimic AND some valuable potions, sometimes you have to be creative to get out safely! Even if you come away with one less potion~ 🎨 @swizz.uk
Java, a feral canine, is partially engulfed in a mimic. The inside of the chest is filled with potions labeled "BECOME DOG", "PREGNANT", "EGG", and "STRETCHY". Her tongue has stretched impossibly to drain the potion labeled STRETCHY.

Meanwhile, the mimic's tongue is wrapping around Java's front and into her spade. She is stretched wide, with the tongue looping back and wrapping around itself.
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Ash @disservicedog.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
why is there no tea in sprite tea
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Ash @disservicedog.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Guess who got so drunk they left their license there :)
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Opal ~> MegaPlex @chekhovsgoatad.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
just some doggies getting soggy at the club @prettypinkandcunty.bsky.social @disservicedog.bsky.social #fursuit #partialsuit #pupplay #ff
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Miggy @mcmigmiggy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Speed x Black | Make a move Remember that one panel with Lazuli falling on top of Speed in Chapter 3? Yeah what if I replace her with Black Lmao #pokemon #eeveelution #eeveelutionsquad #jolteon #umbreon
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Chroma @zhodholm.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I think they like each other #casualtiesunknown
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Ash @disservicedog.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I put on coyotes yarring and if you're just going to be on your phone you can leave
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
A man with big eyelashe, big lips, doing a hip pop and sporting a cunty expression stands behind a man on the computer. The man on the computer says "can you please stop serving cunt? I'm trying to get these spreadsheets done." The man types dutifully while his compatriot continues to serve cunt. The computer man looks longingly at the cunt-server. He gets up and also serves cunt.
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Ash @disservicedog.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Having a crush on someone genuinely makes me feel like such a fuckin loser lmao like bro get a grip on urself
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Miggy @mcmigmiggy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Speed x Black | Head Pat Just these two having some leisure time together with Speed getting a head pat by Black. #pokemon #eeveelution #eeveelutionsquad #jolteon #umbreon
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Ash @disservicedog.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Super Size Me except with Costco hotdog
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David Combest @decombest.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
When politicians say they can't hold corporations accountable, remember: they can. They just choose not to.
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Ash @disservicedog.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Why does every fast food burger except Culvers kinda suck
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PMDShitpost @pmdshitpost.pmd.social · 21/05/2026
You either die a pokefur or live long enough to see yourself put ΘΔ in your bio
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A.B 🧚‍♀️ @mkanroji.blacksky.app · 17/05/2026
Something I’ll always stand on.
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Ash @disservicedog.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
God I love when medias take a theme for something and then reveal a remix to go harder for a climax
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Steam Controller easter egg: the controller screams when dropped by about 3 feet (Big Picture Mode, about once every 5-6 drops) www.reddit.com/r/SteamContr...
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Advos @advosart.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Ok, world should be up and public now vrchat.com/home/world/w...
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Male Living Space by Advos
rent's due
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Ash @disservicedog.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
The guy shooting off fireworks at 12am to keep the rent low a bigger hero than most cops
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Ash @disservicedog.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
This is the Wikipedia image outlining the bible belt btw
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Ash @disservicedog.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
"Learn to code", " Get your bachelor's degree", "Hand the manager your resume" How about we just start inversing boomer advice because all that shit aged terribly
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