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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 18h

Guy Hamilton was a fraud for not killing an actress for real to get this scene right.

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 18h

Imagine pausing that scene for a cheap wank and then postponing your masturbation to make a contribution to the goofs page.

In the swimming pool, Plenty O'Toole is supposedly dead, but under her thin clothing her left nipple is clearly visible and clearly erect, so she is very obviously alive.

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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 18h

It's taken me three hours to watch Diamonds Are Forever because I keep pausing it to look on IMDb and TV Tropes.

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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 15/10/2026

Bandle #1520 5/6 🟥🟥⬛⬛🟩⬜ Found: 671/701 (95.7%) Current Streak: 393 (max 393) #Bandle bandle.app Picture clue

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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 15/10/2026

I wonder if the Downton guy was in the running to play NotSon.

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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 15/10/2026

Halfway through the second episode of Visionquest and it’s basically just season 3 of Picard (excluding shared cast).

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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 12/10/2026

Bandle #1517 2/6 🟥🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ Found: 668/698 (95.7%) Current Streak: 390 (max 390) #Bandle bandle.app

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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 10/10/2026

54 after five minutes of putting in the ones I knew and then just typing various colours and animals.

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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 10/10/2026

Bandle #1515 4/6 ⬛🟥⬛🟩⬜⬜ Found: 666/696 (95.7%) Current Streak: 388 (max 388) #Bandle bandle.app

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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 10/10/2026

I’m just concerned about a goose pushing me into a canal. If that happened, then my pockets would be all wet.

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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 10/10/2026

Didn’t realise Australia Cup final was on YouTube and I’ve spent the whole first half fucking around with a VPN and a 10 account.

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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 10/10/2026

Are you a friendly goose or an evil goose that hangs around with their goose gang on a canal path?

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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 10/10/2026

I was going to say “very well-endowed person” but thought it was too early in the morning for all that. Yet I just said it 💅🏻

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Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

One of the nice things about Celebrity Traitors is how easily and without fuss absolutely everyone uses Bella Ramsey’s they/them pronouns. See how easy it is not to be an asshole?

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Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 09/10/2026

Gone on holiday and I think this hotel is haunted by George Michael

Soap and a box of tissues, labelled “Carex” and “Whisper” respectively

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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 09/10/2026

First time in weeks I’ve used the picture clue. Bandle #1514 6/6 🟥🟥⬛⬛⬛🟩 Found: 665/695 (95.7%) Current Streak: 387 (max 387) #Bandle bandle.app

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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 08/10/2026

“James, we’re only filming from the waist up, there’s really no need to have your penis out.”

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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 08/10/2026

I’ve giffed James Blunt in the shower and need to know if Bluesky moderation automatically slaps an adult content label on it. #Traitors

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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 08/10/2026

“Hannah is an accomplished mathematician with a PhD and all that. How do we communicate this visually?” #Traitors

A woman in pyjamas dicking about with an abacus.

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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 08/10/2026

Why the hell are they celebrating like that when he handed it to them on a plate. #Traitors

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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 08/10/2026

Ballsed that up a bit, BUT only 4% got it on 4 and also I have now passed Speight as Bandle Club’s hottest streaker 💅🏻 Bandle #1513 4/6 🟥⬛🟥🟩⬜⬜ Found: 664/694 (95.7%) Current Streak: 386 (max 386) #Bandle bandle.app

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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 07/10/2026

I was 30 when I first watched The Breakfast Club, don’t come at me.

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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 07/10/2026

YouTube has changed the desktop UI so now comments are on the right side of the video, the default video size is smaller, and "wide" view is now also smaller. I am looking forward to this being changed back to normal by the weekend.

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