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To whoever left an open, upside-down package of wet dog food on rhe shelf for me to find and have to clean up what I assume is days later: I hope you vomit uncontrollably for the next 48 hours.

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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Eventually all of mine will die. We tried to save a couple last year but I think they just give up when they aren't getting at least eight hours of sunlight. Just trying to get everything that's on them now across the finish line.

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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Just about to head outside and carry in all of my pepper plants. Probably going to be doing this all month.

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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Went chasing some colour today.

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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Q on his way to the Enterprise D

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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Do Cobra Commander and Destro argue over how it's pronounced?

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draglikepull @draglikepull.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Something very funny about some AI bros meeting with the Pope and being like "Hey you wanna endorse this new god we created" and then being upset that the Pope finds the idea of creating a new god to be offensive.

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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Waiting for the Church to commission me to paint a miniatures army for them

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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Andrew Scott's are the best ones, though!

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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It's what the leader of the Van Transformers (Vansformers) says when he gets all the other vans to form a real big guy

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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hey, nice work by the new guys

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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I feel like the bullpen could do some damage. Intense fellas, some weirdos.

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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The Leafs sure do look like a team that played last night

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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The best six words in all of sports

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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Big Get Smart fan, probably

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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Willie may have to do it all this year.

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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Leafs zone entries look about as poor as last year

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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Which player is now the Large Son on the Leafs? Who is our big excitable boy

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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The Toronto Goddamn Maple Fucking Leafs?

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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Does Knies want out or something? I thought he was kinda important to the Leafs. I didn't pay enough attention last year to remember who Marchenko is.

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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

James Bond There's no need to feel down, I said James Bond Serving the British crown, I said James Bond Secret agent elite, you can Punch That E Jec Tor Seat

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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026