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Disaster Cryptid

@disaster-cryptid.bsky.social
72 followers 154 following 325 posts

I'm about as interesting as soggy toast, or paint-drying I was not very good at using Twitter, so I'm not sure if I'll be any better at this, but I'll give it my best go!

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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 3h
RIPS SHIRT I LOVE MILO
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 17h
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Nervous Sweating Anime Character
ALT: Nervous Sweating Anime Character
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 20h
I’ve decided on Friday, I will drop all of my horrible smut,, well not all of it, but like some of it. I’m going to be brave and get used to doing it, because I think it’s whimsical and fun! Don’t laugh at how bad it is though, I might cry or something..
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Side note, I also love OUR BOYS, I love Yaoi, and Yuri… I also have a bunch of not great nsfw of them… I should post that too at some point so everyone can point and laugh at me
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I love the lesbians, look at them, point point point
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can post them for you, we can be embarrassed together! : D
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Kermit Spinning in Water
ALT: Kermit Spinning in Water
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m going to start another sprout thread,but these are my favorites from puppy sprout #lalafell
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When they make you work off your tab because chewed Gil isn’t “sanitary” or “legal tender if they can’t see the face”… milk is expensive these days
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
RIPPING MY SHIRT, YESS LAWWWWWWDDDDDDDD
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Wolf Meme: Anis Rips Shirt Transformation
ALT: Wolf Meme: Anis Rips Shirt Transformation
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Big tail! To trip over,,, and trip Over, and trip over… *and trip over*
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
She would certainly not eat them, I am certain
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Work doodles of the girl, the creacher, the something… the sprout
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fat girl fall, but it’s all about if you give her the Gil in your pocket, and then she runs away and hides in the nearest bush, donning her green armor so you’ll never find her again and she can have her snack in abject peace.
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
She would share her *definitely not Gil* snack, but she actually needs all of them
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I could make her axe bigger… that’s where she puts all her love :heart:
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
She’s a very law abiding citizen, who’d never eat legal tender, or commit tax evasion! Thank you for recognizing her abilities as an upstanding member of society!
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
JUMP, and SLAUGHTER
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Work doodles to tide me over. No one else just me.
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
No, she didn’t take the money earned from that quest,, no. She doesn’t *eat* coins, No!
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thank you!! Eheheh!! Ahahah!
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Um Jammer Amii🏳️‍⚧️ @thermalthruster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Update: She's currently recovering but still in the blurry stages of her vision. Our rent is covered, thankfully, but groceries are still going to be spotty for the foreseeable future. I'm once again bumping this to maintain eyes on it as our situation is still wonky!
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yippie! Yippie! Thank you!! I’m just lucky enough for a wonderful friend like Ami to play dolls with so we can make them kiss, and be yaoiful!!
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
More, MORE, MORE YAOI
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A piggy bank you’ll never get the change back from. Investment banking at its finest
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
She’s the type of girl who would say “I don’t care who the IRS sends, I’m not paying taxes”
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thusly begins another thread of sprout,,, being something close to a person… probably. Puppy girl version GO #lalafell
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’ll start a new thread of Sprout today! The other one is getting a little long… but here are some of my favorite highlights from the first round…. Most of them are with her axe.. #lalafell
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’ll doodle some more tomorrow,, Sleepy
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I just love you, and I’m wildly inspired by you! I love all your little thoughts and ideas, and I love reading all your posts, and rereading them for all the cool little details you put into all of them! All of the passion you have! It’s amazing!
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m holding up my little sign, as your number one fan forever. MWAH! Don’t stop being creative, if anything because I’ll cry.
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Surely no one will notice a *few* Gil missing… right?
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“Oh no, my wiener”
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m FREEEEE how big can I make this axe? *yes*
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I can’t draw her until I get home SIGHHHHH,,, I will come back to you,,, you tiny idiot. Little kickable pebble
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s something I’ve definitely gotta work on! My skills are lackluster but I’ll build them up! I’ll get there one day!
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thank you! I’ve been slowly working up my courage to doodle her more!
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
She is just so cute to me.. #lalafell
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I also forgot to add this one in time
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Aaaaaand I’m back… this is just the sprout thread
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Surprise here’s more
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Thank you for coming to my lack luster meal
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hello, my computer is dying, have these
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I am awake, but at what cost
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’m too sleepy for more, I’ll do more tomorrow instead….
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thank you, I will post actual sprout smut later
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hey woah, don’t hoot too loud I’ll get nervous
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