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I heard you can get one on prescription but there’s a long waiting list

Well now I feel like a right prick, with my off-the-peg orangery

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Wondering if it’s a) on sale and b) a potential business expense

🎶It’s not intuitive 🎶To live inside a big skull 🎶When if you are all bones 🎶you will live inside a snake

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Record Scratch 🎶He stood there trembling 🎶I held the sword in my hand 🎶And he feared no more

🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Cheer up, you never know when you’re going to see a life sized Battlecat

A shopfront with tinted windows. Presumably used as storage for a vintage toy trader, as tinted windows are a terrible idea for a shop? The door is open, unusually. There is a massive plastic Battlecat inside. It has considerably improved my mood

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Reposted by Jon Blyth

haters are calling my new coinage—'Portmantwords'—a "Gross misapplication of the very concept it wishes to implement."

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Well Scott, if you will follow Libs of TikTok,

Oh no, checked to see if Scott Thompson from Kids In The Hall has had a redemption arc since “standing with Glinner” and discovered his 2001 New York show was ruined by 9/11. No one was in the mood apparently

A poster for The Lowest Show on Earth, featuring Scott Thompson with a thick rope of baby chowder on his face

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Hungover enough to find Google Earth amazing again. Just spinning that guy and zooming in Everyone should factory reset their brains with alcohol, every day. It’s nice

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Also I can’t believe I called it a combination lock when I had literally just described a permutation lock. I’m sorry guys I let you all down

Omg how many people think there are 30240 combinations when there are in fact only 630? THEY’RE SO HEISTABLE

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Ask me why I’m “taking so long in there”, this is my answer

A National Trust cafe with the words “threshing winnowing loosening” stencilled onto the wall

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I am far too busy making out with my lipsticked fist to keep up with this nerd shit

Unless Bag of Bones is a Doomsday thing? Does Doctor Doom call people bags of bones? Does he toot on that mad conch then say “nyah, you stinky bag of bones! I’ll get you next time, nyah”

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National Trust have installed a soul vessel chamber at Hardwick Hall

A triangular wooden structure about one metre high, at the base of which someone has placed a baby doll. The doll is remarkably clean and well presented, which only makes it more likely that it’s a crop sacrifice

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Jon Blyth @disappointment.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Tucking into a big bag of Halloween Themed Avengers Doomsday “Bag of Bones” Really Cheesy Wotsits

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I just mistook a larger account for a friend i used to know in London, and responded casually, with reference to “the pub” as though they knew I ran one. The sheer presumption! The not knowing my lane! The putting someone into the position where there’s no way to respond! I must slough my skin

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Jon Blyth @disappointment.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My God it’s about time we did another one

Jon Blyth @disappointment.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Of course in those days you could get onto TV if you could gargle in tune with your friends, or name a lawnmower from the patterns of the grass cuttings

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Jon Blyth @disappointment.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The fact that Ray Jay said “spook” and “slither” led me, over decades of not seeing his act, to imagine - and eventually remember! - him on his belly, squirming across the stage to the delight of an 1980s audience who couldn’t believe their eyes. So, something of a letdown youtu.be/fxWHy4f9W30?...

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Roy "Spook!" Jay on the Bob Monkhouse Show, 1983

YouTube video by dunebasher1971

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I was really enjoying it up to this point, despite the call button on the evil lift being an Open Door button (!?!?!)

Some people simply do not become fascinated with boring things. I don’t understand it

If the game had given me the opportunity to put the snack on, I would have bellowed in delight

The signs should have changed to 20 in the evil world

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If the combination post-it had started with a C (which, while not part of the code, resets any previous inputs), included an X Y or Z (which these locks always do) and let me input the code in any order, this would have been a genuine masterpiece

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Jon Blyth @disappointment.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’m raging at the combination lock in the clinic of British Silent Hill. Those are purely mechanical locks. You can enter the numbers in any order I *tried* to do this and was greeted with a flashing red LED, that these locks don’t have. Immersion ruined. Get a combination lock consultant in, guys

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It is a tenet of my faith that egg whimsy is pure and should not be tainted by puns

Jon Blyth @disappointment.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

When it does, i would like to submit an aggravating factor to this joke being when the _____ would actually make a good *album title* and a less good band name

Jon Blyth @disappointment.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Geriatric crime solving cybernoir

Jon Blyth @disappointment.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

A customer casually mentioned his mother’s thyme bush, and I am having trouble stifling my juvenile sci-fi whimsy

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Jon Blyth @disappointment.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

My mum’s labradoodle is in a music video, this is huge day for them both

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You think you have caught me, but I just got top score on Crossy Road, and you get ensnared in the ticket soup

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POV - you are playing THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME and you see me staring at you from the top floor of this building. It is time for a escalator chase

Nottingham Cornerhouse, a three story cinema, arcade and restaurant complex. The entrance is a large glass cylinder that houses the escalators and lifts. You can see all three floors from the street, making it - in my opinion - a great place to play THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME

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And when you have substantially less than a billion pounds, it's thrilling if you hide behind a billboard and use your phone as a little periscope. Who has the better life I ask you

Jon Blyth @disappointment.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Initiated a round of THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME yesterday, where you share locations on WhatsApp and hunt each other around town. I went three stories up a glass building for a dramatic finale, and he went into a Costa. Sometimes i think im the only one taking THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME seriously

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It’s…. not a mistake? Or even the most premium toothpaste?? Christ

A photo of a web page for toothpaste costing £24 for 75ml. That’s £320 per litre of TOOTHPASTE

Quite pleased that my mum, who lets a lot of radicalising shit wash over her, has decided to start donating to the RNLI without any input from me. Clutching at optimistic straws yes, but at least my desperate fists aren’t empty

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Disrespectful. If this happens again dm me and I’ll change it back to Sleeper/Echobelly etc

Attenborough spreads nasty rumours to get them to eat each other, I heard

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They’re taking it in turns! It’s all very respectful