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Dirty Devotee

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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 2h
All the best vampires are.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 2h
Thank you for choosing the real Barnabas Collins over the Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas version. That shows strength of character.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 2h
My birthday is in six months. For my birthday, I want the BILLION DOLLAR COMPANIES that run our lives to hire enough humans to fucking function as advertised. Playstation, Fortnite, Firefox, Bluesky, Alphabet, FedEx, and the assholes who make our lettuce all need enough humans to finish the job.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 2h
If you want to argue that this particular woman was not that level of threat, I think that's a worthy conversation. But some people are a threat at all times, even in prison. A death penalty that's not about vengeance prevents amateur crap like this. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_Cl...
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 11h
The problem isn't that she needs to be put to death to keep the rest of us safe. The problem is that religious pricks are so intent on forcing her to suffer that they refuse to use humane ways to simply get the job done.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 13h
Just throw the ring in already.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 13h
Open up your bible to Genesis 3:16. Also, those should both be question marks.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 13h
Here's the problem: not a myth. 25 million Americans work for one of the billionaires. An additional 28 million Americans get their salary by proxy (delivery drivers, etc.). This isn't about the billionaires. It's about us. If we buy local, this becomes obsolete. Also, that's not what "myth" means.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 13h
Rapists deserve to be punished for an appropriate number of years and then released. It's called "justice". If you want perpetual suffering forever and ever, that's called "religion". The creation of a de facto Department of Religion should scare you way more than any rapist.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 13h
In case anyone is wondering, that color is created by dropping pearls of colored glass into the middle of the clear glass base. They're known as "cat's eyes". The glob is then stretched out as the cooling hunk of glass is spun into a ball inside the lehr.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 13h
As long as they hear the word "Trump", the rest can be the mother from Charlie Brown as far as MAGA is concerned. All cults operate on trigger words.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 13h
I think I read about this in 1001 Arabian Nights.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 13h
They are equally bewildered by us. We are the people who started the Crusades, and also the people who found the physics that disproves "god". Instead, we used that knowledge to build nuclear weapons so we can enforce the canon. Also, "Sharia" is capitalized.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 13h
Each of these statements is incorrect. This is what happens when you're so afraid that your religion will be disproved you will manipulate your own understanding of reality to fight the thing you're afraid of. Just like anything else, avoiding mediocrity is about education and practice.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 13h
What the homeless won't do for attention.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 20h
If they had believed Bambina Delmont, we wouldn't have Roscoe Arbuckle. If they had believed Tawana Brawley, we wouldn't have Steven Pagones. If they had believed Crystal Mangum, three innocent men would have rotted in prison for the rest of their lives. Convict on evidence, not column inches.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 21h
Don't worry. I'm sure the oil companies will provide those services in between gushers.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 21h
His name is Stan Nick. He sells ox hides down by the docks.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 21h
The questions you want asked to solve this problem belong to a different scope: Q: Can snakes talk? (No.) Q: How big is "Heaven" (The size of Pluto.) Q: Can a warlord stop the sun? (No.) Q: Was there a global flood? (No.) Q: Did Noah collect 2,000,000 beetles? (No.) Q: Was "John" real? (No.)
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 21h
"Dumb" does have a "b" on the end. It's short for "dumbaz", which is German for "dull" (like a sword). It's the opposite of a "sharp" tongue.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 21h
Dunning-Kruger has two parts: morons overestimate their abilities AND experts underestimate their abilities. Every cult removes data that disproves its core tenets, so it's "MAGA" that provides the example for that half of Dunning-Kruger.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 21h
That is not true. AI datasets are created from billions of reference points. The threat to truth is billions of misinformation posts that hide reality, as if it were a single tree inside of a forest. That's what Twitter is doing---creating a population of liars who feed their own paranoia.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 21h
Is "trump.si" available? I feel like there's some good political payback to be had there.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 21h
No. This is billionaires genuflecting to a narcissist in order to gain financially themselves while giving very little away.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 21h
That's his left.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 21h
First of all, that's not how an AI dataset works. You can't just go in and manually noodle with the memory like it's a Word document each morning. Second, that's now how an ampersand works, and "They" can't handle "...their chatbot...".
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 21h
Just to clarify, the July 4, 1776 proclamation established the official title as the "United States of America". However, the shorthand used in official documents had continued to be "United Colonies". To reinforce the idea of independence, that shorthand was changed to "...States" on September 9.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 22h
No, AI is not a tool of fascism. That's like saying a hammer is a tool of murder because someone once killed someone else with a hammer. A literal tool of fascism is code preventing factcheckers from dismantling misinformation cults so user numbers stay elevated. So, that's #Bluesky at the moment.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 22h
Anyone in the #AIArt and #AIVideo communities should be terrified by the fact that the Luddites are pouring gobs of misinformation into #Bluesky, while preventing people like me from fact-checking them. Preventing replies and allowing liars to delete our tweets is dangerous. Click "Feedback", now.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 22h
You know, if we all agree he's the president of the "Unites States", maybe we can get him evicted from the White House before he finishes demolishing it to the ground.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 22h
First of all, "circulating" is absurd. There's so much music now (which is a good thing) that nothing can circulate. We're all just pouring our thoughts into the lake. Second, #AIMusic doesn't "over" streaming. It's just other new great sounds you might want for your own playlist.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 22h
You had me at "fetish".
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Charlie Fox. @realseafox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the gop is full of schmitts.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 22h
The most dangerous person in Washington isn't the person who is wrong or the person who refuses to admit that they are wrong. It's the person who says, "I surrender my ability to know right from wrong to the cult."
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 23h
If you really want some good governance, save your liver and grab a nurse.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 23h
We need to live in reality. U.S. currency no longer includes a penny. That means when your total is $10.37, our self-serve registers need to be smart enough to round to $10.35. But greedy psychopaths won't allow themselves to lose those two cents. These people should not be running our government.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tick-tock, #Bluesky. Better to release half a subscription service than chase perfection to extinction. thedesk.net/2024/12/blue...
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's "Yes, I...". Also, teens who gang rape get off? Also, also, true "justice" is about reforming a human. If you commit a crime, you need a chance to reform. Otherwise, it's not justice.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That poor woman's nipples would be devastated. #RespectNipples
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's "My wife and I..." because the two of you are the subject of the sentence.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Current Debt $40,097,831,117,722 Trump owns $6,500,000,000 Grow the fuck up, people. If you divide the debt by each human being, that's $117,000 per person (even the babies). Stealing Trump's entire fortune is about $19.15/person. Learn math.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bumblebees fall asleep at work, and we think they're cute. So it must be something else.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
First, the "tray" in "traitor" is the same as the "tray" in "betrayed", so that's tautological. Second, a criminal "traitor" is someone who "aids the enemy". So unless you have evidence that millions of people got together to help North Korea or Iran, you are objectively incorrect.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For those grousing they used "bucket list" prior to 2008, it is possible you are a Java/C++/Python programmer. Since the 1950s, "buckets" are individual units inside of a hash table. We use the variable name "bucket_list" for the entire primary array containing all the buckets. It is unrelated.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Clarence Thomas on the Supreme Court makes the lives of justice activists harder. Gann is the equivalent of a corner dealer in their house of cards. Also, why is "black" capitalized while "brown" is not. That's absurd. We're all shades of brown, brah. Even the freckly ones.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm getting ready for #Halloween. My newest #Metalcore song is now live on #SoundCloud. "I've Got a Skeleton Too" will be part of my newest album, "Chrome for the Holidays". Perfect for people afraid of the dentist or anyone who has a bone to pick with an employer. soundcloud.com/dirty-devote...
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Recently, #Firefox has turned into a steaming pile of garbage. Despite my pleading... ...and I fucking begged them like a snitch... ...they have not listened to reason. Great alternative (temporary or otherwise) is #LibreWolf. It's a fork with max protect on, seemingly immune from the same issues.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm pretty sure that second kid is now a Supreme Court justice.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hear they call this the CTE inducer.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sorry, they replaced a window in their home or this is AI generated?
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