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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 10h
Just a heads up: I released my #Metalcore album "NiFe" earlier for free on my #Audiomack account. For those of you prefer, you can also listen to it for free on my new #Tidal account => tidal.com/album/567106...
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Eh, when someone says it's "Inktober", I'm expecting something like this. I am NOT expecting doodles on napkins.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So keep in mind that this #AIVideo would have one of my peppy we're-robbing-Vegas tunes in the background. This is literally what I asked for, except I had to beg and beg and beg and beg and beg and beg #MiniMax to make a clip of "Pam" putting that phone in her shirt. Why? Women do that. #Censorship
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
For any of you pissed at #Trump, yet somehow #Netflix has Mike Tyson's massive fucking head on my television right now and no one gives a fuck. You know? #JustSayin
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Someone tell #Bluesky that they were not "Trump's picks". They were Leonard Leo's picks.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Let's walk it through: - IOR, Inc. has a widget. Price: $10 - IOR, Inc. pays $1 tariff - IOR, Inc. gets $0.99 back Legal. Rare. It happens. But PRIOR to that: - IOR, Inc. and Companies A, B, and C changed widget price from $9 to $10 to affect a panic. This isn't economic incidence. It's "gouging".
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
People, why are you getting your news from idiots who can't even get the fucking headline right? "X-rated" is pornography. No, President Trump did not break out his copy of the Kama Sutra and start critiquing positions. Stop following psychopaths who are so greedy they'll say anything for a click.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dear #Fortnite, "Unique" is something that is one of a kind. That's "uni" (one) plus "-ic" (derived from). You have five paths. Not "unique". Signed, Me.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Each of these statements is incorrect. This is what happens when you're so afraid that your religion will be disproved you will manipulate your own understanding of reality to fight the thing you're afraid of. Just like anything else, avoiding mediocrity is about education and practice.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anyone in the #AIArt and #AIVideo communities should be terrified by the fact that the Luddites are pouring gobs of misinformation into #Bluesky, while preventing people like me from fact-checking them. Preventing replies and allowing liars to delete our tweets is dangerous. Click "Feedback", now.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tick-tock, #Bluesky. Better to release half a subscription service than chase perfection to extinction. thedesk.net/2024/12/blue...
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm getting ready for #Halloween. My newest #Metalcore song is now live on #SoundCloud. "I've Got a Skeleton Too" will be part of my newest album, "Chrome for the Holidays". Perfect for people afraid of the dentist or anyone who has a bone to pick with an employer. soundcloud.com/dirty-devote...
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Many people are upset at Trump for the second taxpayer-funded ad (which violates federal law) shown during the NFL this past weekend. But you're probably not pissed at the #NFL, are you? Before you judge #MAGA harshly, you should carefully check to ensure that YOU are not also inside of a cult.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is what happens when your newsroom replaces all of its #journalists with accountants. Words have no definition. Instead, headlines are constructed via "clickability" (CTR) and "engagement". They are "power words" for making you afraid and weak in the index finger. Fuck @cnn.com and their greed.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And good morning to you, #Bluesky.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Using #MiniMax Agent today to make some #MarqueeCove clips. They just increased the average daily credit gift, so we can make more #AIVideos. As long as you avoid the token "female" at all costs, the Christians will allow a woman to work as a lifeguard.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'd like to recommend Tensor.Art if any of you need to use an "Edit" feature to swap out six yuppie weirdos for the upper-management required to land your joke.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is the homepage for #Twitter at the moment. It's good that they're taking the situation seriously.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Brah, that looks great for 768x768. #Perchance #AIArt
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
After this soul-crushing moment of sudden betrayal on plain old SD1, I am officially withdrawing any and all support that I may have offered in the past for the #AIArt site @dezgo.bsky.social . #Censorship #Dezgo
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wan has four new #AIVideo "skills" today that certainly aren't as niche as my "Storyboard" idea, which every other #AIArt Web site has (not that I'm holding a grudge)... - (Ads) Flying Saucer Gift Box - (Ads) Clothesline Display - (Pets) Pet Launch Event - (Portrait) Paint Portrait
Screenshot of the page on their site.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That is gross. #GenerativeAI #Psychopathy
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck --- off --- @gdevelop.bsky.social. I haven't decided which finger to give you yet, but you should watch 'cause it's gonna be exciting!!!
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Working on my #WLWWrestling #AIVideo show. This is a 15s output by #MiniMax for a wrestler intro. H3 is obsessed with start and end keyframes (and it really needs one of each). Almost no interest in reference images. I can't use the word "female" ( #Censorship ), but otherwise this is pretty good.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Didn't "this cycle" used to say "this week"? Anyone else catch that? #AIMusic #MozartAI
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#DidYouKnow that high-heeled shoes were originally a guy thing made in Iran? So technically speaking, any woman who wears high heels is a transsexual Muslim spitting in the face of "god's plan" that men and women must have different sections at Boscov's. www.teenvogue.com/story/heels-...
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Technically, #Democrats hug your kids after they find the courage to announce they trans'ed themselves. Also, your daily reminder that this obsession with what your kids wear is entirely based on Deuteronomy 22:5, a mistranslated sentence about the cloud man detesting those who avoid conscription.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How about #Gmail trying to give me homework over here. I have enough problems teaching myself, now you want me to help your e-mail spy? Fuck off, #Google. If it was actually "magic", then it wouldn't need me. Now would it?
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Discord is doomed. If their brains are anything like the UI of that site, not a single user will be able to find a driver's license much less scan it into a computer so hackers can steal it.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That lawsuit will probably get thrown out. Technically their action should be against the White House Correspondents' Association. www.cnn.com/2026/09/23/p...
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
During the fight for gay rights, bisexuals were caught in the middle. Shout out to #bisexual activists Wendy Curry (Maine), Michael Page (Florida), and Gigi Raven Wilbur (Texas) for creating "Celebrate Bisexuality Day" in 1999 to make moderation great again. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celebra...
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Let's assume everyone involved is honest. By her own admission, this woman was so desperate for likes and subs on InsertNameOfSMSiteHere that she met her rapist and allowed him to inject her with a possibly dangerous drug. WTF are we doing, people? #AnythingForMoney www.cnn.com/2026/09/22/u...
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"In the name of what?" I can answer that. An invisible cloud man totally promised famed arsonist "Abraham" (last name withheld) that the now extinct Canaanites would be in "everlasting possession" of the land around Jerusalem. So racists tricked German and Russian Jews into taking it back in 1947.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When #Tapas removed their "Free Access" tab back in June, that was the canary turning green. Electricity isn't free, people. I want you to remember this moment when #Bluesky announces their membership service and I'm the only person in the fanbase not calling them sell-outs.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#FactCheck That is incorrect. Colbert won the 2025 Ripple of Hope Award. There is a separate RFK Sr. "Human Rights Award" => kennedyhumanrights.org/awards/human...
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The answer is literally "three strains". There are millions of mutations that happen every year, but a flu shot attempts to prevent those mutations that were endemic to your local area last February. The recipe is decided six months prior. They just had to redo them all because of subclade K.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
These people are alcoholics. They're talking about teetotaling like it's the newest, hottest drug that's killing today's youth. In my opinion, this is @cnn.com begging you to destroy your liver as fast as possible so that the Diageo stock price doesn't crater. www.cnn.com/2026/09/21/h...
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If he had gotten his orders from a burning ficus, that man would be our president right now. www.cnn.com/2026/09/21/u...
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Missing are the (from top to bottom)... - leather spiked bracelets - ox-horn buns - mandarin collar - short-puff sleeves - DD-cups - cinching waistband (that actress is going to die performing stunts with that thing)
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Apparently there is a photo floating around of the actress who is going to play Chun-Li in some upcoming movie. It's a fucking heavily-censored disaster of an outfit with no less than six errors. =>THIS<= is what it's supposed to look like, so you know when to boo while you're at the cinema.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That is a hot mess. What is missing from that qipao? - a mandarin collar - spiked leather bracelets - short puffs - ox-horn buns - brunette - dd-cups Also, that long dangling fabric that could possibly kill her should be a cinching waistband, and that embroiderer should never work again. #Censorship
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christians demand 10% of your paycheck (Numbers 18:26), and then prattle on about what a horrible person you are while you're giving it. Meanwhile, the house edge on American Roulette is 5.26%. Mathematically speaking, it's better to have someone in a casino toss your balls for an hour every Sunday.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
For those who missed the headlines this week: people.com/lauren-boebe... Also, I think it's sad that so-called left-wingers claim to be fighting MAGA, but then they refuse to use the "dirty" words that MAGA demands you not use.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fucking what? I need #Tidal to stop trying to help me out.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tidal has an absurd censorship bot. "Happy Ever After ('s Such a Drag)" is about how opposites attract. "Eskimo Sisters" is about two women who tell the guy who slept with them both to fuck off. Why is the former "explicit" while the latter is not?
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No, the #Converse ad does not have KKK imagery. It was a screenshot of one of the six frames in a video that happened to land funny on the skirt of an Asian female. Grow the fuck up, people. We have hundreds of actual problems. One guy's Print Screen key is not one of them. wwd.com/footwear-new...
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I plan to clean up my act.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In case anyone was wondering, Sir Anthony Hopkins plays the piano. He exclusively plays classical music, and his waltz "And the Waltz Goes On" was once performed by noted conductor André Rieu. You can hear a piece of that piece here => www.instagram.com/reel/DWKB8rT...
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's 2026, people. We can't teach our children to stop worshiping sneakers?
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That is easily proven. Engine 55 is wedged between Holy Trinity Cathedral (finished 1962) and 365 Broome Street (built 1906). Also, it's 14 blocks away from WTC, so there's a zero-percent chance of seeing the ruins behind Buscemi.
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