Mel @dirtbaguette.bsky.social · 03/12/2025This is my dad verbatim whenever he thinks about how much he likes the kitten I found on the street. 000
Reposted by MelThe Onion @theonion.com · 02/12/2025Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers theonion.com/trump-announces-5000-i… 934695636
Mel @dirtbaguette.bsky.social · 06/11/2025The new Florence album is fantastic. Lesbians and spinsters, we are so back. 010
Mel @dirtbaguette.bsky.social · 31/10/2025I’ve been playing Scrandle for the last week or so, and while I would recommend you play it once or twice for the giggles alone, I am begging you, please click this link and play it today: scrandle.comscrandle.comScrandleThe thrilling daily web game of food comparison. View exotic and delicious scran from around the world and guess which is superior, as adjudicated by social media and your peers. 110
Mel @dirtbaguette.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Holy shit, things are about to get extremely bleak in 2026… 000
Mel @dirtbaguette.bsky.social · 11/09/2025The worst part about the assassination is that it’s drowning out all the 9/11 memes I was looking forward to today. 100
Mel @dirtbaguette.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Told my therapist yesterday that I’m so tired I just want someone to carry me around through life like a labubu. 110
Mel @dirtbaguette.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Clair Obscur asks one of the most profound questions of our generation. What if Final Fantasy was French? 010
Mel @dirtbaguette.bsky.social · 31/07/2025If I ever get out of the corporate world, I’m gonna finally be as open and weird about stuff as I want to be. 010
Mel @dirtbaguette.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Saudi: They need to be covered from head to toe to compete in our country. Me wondering how they don’t realize skintight dominatrix bodysuits are way hotter: 🥵😏 020
Mel @dirtbaguette.bsky.social · 24/06/2025The chipmunks have done a better job planting tomatoes in random places in my yard than I did intentionally. This is making me weirdly depressed this evening. 010
Reposted by MelThe Onion @theonion.com · 10/06/2025CDC Publishes Female Body Hair Guidelinestheonion.comCDC Publishes Female Body Hair GuidelinesATLANTA—Stressing that the rules were formulated for the safety of all Americans, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention released new guidelines Thursday governing female body hair. “Effective... 833070316
Mel @dirtbaguette.bsky.social · 07/06/2025One of the chickens got a staph infection on her foot so we had to put her in the Disinfectant Cube. 000
Reposted by MelPaul Tobin @paultobin.bsky.social · 28/05/2025This is the best team crossover video I've ever seen. 587197093696
Mel @dirtbaguette.bsky.social · 28/05/2025I love the Becky Lynch and Lyra Valkyria feud because it’s corned beef. 000
Mel @dirtbaguette.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Fighting for my life in the work bathroom and this woman walks in sobbing and having a conversation about her mom being diagnosed with skin cancer. Ma’am, I’m very sorry about what you heard from me in one of the worst moments of your life… 010
Reposted by MelBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 09/05/2025“Bustin’ makes me feel good” 12190451160
Mel @dirtbaguette.bsky.social · 30/04/2025This was handed to me at work today and it’s my new prized possession. 020
Mel @dirtbaguette.bsky.social · 23/04/2025This is the first conclave we’ve had since TikTok was invented and it is delivering. 010
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Reposted by MelErin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 20/04/2025From my latest piece. The true motivating energy behind the anti-trans activists of today. 413048790
Reposted by MelRiley Black 🏳️⚧️ 🦖 @restingdinoface.bsky.social · 05/04/2025M3GAN 2.0 looks silly as hell. I’m excited for it.youtu.beM3GAN 2.0 | Official TeaserYouTube video by Universal Pictures 3211
Mel @dirtbaguette.bsky.social · 07/04/2025I literally will not watch it if it doesn’t have the music. It takes it from a mid show to iconic. 010
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Mel @dirtbaguette.bsky.social · 29/03/2025I’ve felt…happy recently? I started taking new supplements and…this feels so weird to say but I don’t feel like I want to die all the time. 020
Mel @dirtbaguette.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Even opening Bluesky once in awhile has been a fucking gut punch to my psychological health. I think I need to be more offline. 210
Reposted by MelYour Friendly Neighborhood TransitDad @robins36.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Mr. Beast is literally only a step or two removed from Tobin Bell's Jigsaw character. I keep trying to explain to my wife how obscenely popular this guy is and she's just in disbelief. 0265
Mel @dirtbaguette.bsky.social · 18/03/2025The way John Cena dresses for the ring makes him look like he’s in a movie where a child wishes he can be a grown up. 000
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Mel @dirtbaguette.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Little bread baby making a coincidental appearance at the bakery! #pokemon 052
Mel @dirtbaguette.bsky.social · 07/03/2025This album is so great for the old Gaga fans. I’m LOVING it. Thank you, Mother. 020
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Mel @dirtbaguette.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Sorry I need to quote post this too because WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY GIRL BAYLEY IS IN THIS?!?!? 020
Reposted by MelDimension 20 @dimension20.dropout.tv · 26/02/2025GET READY FOR...TITAN TAKEDOWN! ⚡💪🏔️ Premiering April 2nd on Dropout, the ultimate 4-episode THROWDOWN is happening on Dimension 20 with Game Master Brennan Lee Mulligan and WWE Superstars Xavier Woods, Bayley, Kofi Kingston, and Chelsea Green! www.youtube.com/watch?v=-91...youtube.comDimension 20 New Season TrailerPremieres April 2nd, only on Dropout.Welcome to Dimension 20, Dropout.tv's anthology actualplay show! Enjoy watching every campaign, every behind-the-scenes,... 52831173
