Reposted by Dims on Stims podcastBedevere @bedevere.bsky.social · 14hIt will never stop blowing my mind that Woodie Guthrie wrote that song. 1231
Dims on Stims podcast @dims-on-stims.bsky.social · 23hIt's my heavy burden to deliver the truth that the lying media won't tell you, that the "Jane Doe" currently in the news real name is "Jayne Dough" 000
Dims on Stims podcast @dims-on-stims.bsky.social · 23hIn Greece, saying "it's Greek to me" means something is very simple, like taking candy from a baby "Like taking candy from a baby," meanwhile, is an idiom for a great challenge in Pixie-sticksylvania, the land of the Armed and Dangerous Sugar-High Babies 000
Dims on Stims podcast @dims-on-stims.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Political scientists since 1974: Yes, it is too much to want that 000
Dims on Stims podcast @dims-on-stims.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Deep cut. Spectacular film. Do not watch if you are required to operate heavy machinery, light machinery, or provide care for children, the elderly, dogs, or particularly needy plants. (Your cats are fine.) 110
Dims on Stims podcast @dims-on-stims.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You could probably make "the 'X' stands for 'doXXing'" into a slogan without much pushback, and potentially the active encouragement, of the owner of XtheEverythingApp 000
Dims on Stims podcast @dims-on-stims.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I want there to be a rugby team of big ol' fat guys called The Yodas who every time they fail to score, take a fried-food snack break on the sidelines 110
Dims on Stims podcast @dims-on-stims.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Has there really never been a cobbler shop called Save Our Soles? 000
Dims on Stims podcast @dims-on-stims.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Read the entire comment thread. Not ONE Alala/Make Love & Listen to Death from Above joke I can only conclude the internet is broken m.youtube.com/watch?v=yx5P...m.youtube.comCSS - I've Seen You Drunk Girl [Official Music Video]YouTube video by Samar Kauss 000
Dims on Stims podcast @dims-on-stims.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If you make this your phone's lock screen wallpaper, you can leave it on the table anywhere and it will never get stolen 010
Dims on Stims podcast @dims-on-stims.bsky.social · 24/09/2026All right, you've convinced me, Ishmael 000
Dims on Stims podcast @dims-on-stims.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Nobody tell Scott Aukerman that this is true, now 000
Dims on Stims podcast @dims-on-stims.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The song "Baker, Baker" is Tori Amos's paean to the actors who portrayed her favorite iterations of the Doctor on Doctor Who 110
Dims on Stims podcast @dims-on-stims.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'm deliberately avoiding as much of the AI evangelism as I can, but I have nonconsensually gleaned that at least some of it goes like this: 100
Dims on Stims podcast @dims-on-stims.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I need someone to open a gym that only has stairmaster machines, on the top floor of an elevator building, just to settle a bet 010
Dims on Stims podcast @dims-on-stims.bsky.social · 22/09/2026One of these things is not like the other / One of these things just doesn't belong .... 000
Dims on Stims podcast @dims-on-stims.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Wait... the guy who played Lee Scoresby in the BBC production of His Dark Materials?!?! 000
Reposted by Dims on Stims podcastDavid Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Last night, my rabbi paused thoughtfully before delivering his Kol Nidre sermon to gently inquire of his entire flock: "Does anyone know if the Cubs pulled it out in the ninth inning?" Upon being informed they had not, he proceeded to speak on the theme of atonement and apology. Love my rabbi. 871045
Dims on Stims podcast @dims-on-stims.bsky.social · 20/09/2026If I were a SecDef who had just stranded a thousand servicemen behind enemy lines (in the kingdom of Cyrus!) so that they had to fight their own way home to Brooklyn (et alia), I might think twice before calling them The Warriors, but what do I know 000
Dims on Stims podcast @dims-on-stims.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It's funny how, 20 years ago, "Swifting" meant slander about one's military service because of the Swift Boat Veterans' attacks on behalf of the Bush '04 campaign, and now, because of Taylor Swift, it means THE EXACT SAME THING 100
Dims on Stims podcast @dims-on-stims.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I give the Tyler Durden speech daily only "our Great War" is getting sleepy at 9pm and "our Great Depression" is being wide awake at midnight 000
Dims on Stims podcast @dims-on-stims.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Replies and quotes disabled for me, so nobody gets my great joke about Morrissey singing "and if a ten-speed bike stubbed the toe of my friend Mike" 100
Dims on Stims podcast @dims-on-stims.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Two teenagers: <fighting> Other H.S. students: Fight! Fight! Teacher entering the hallway: What's going on out here? Ooh, a fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Principal: Mr. Henderson, what are you doing? Ooh, a fight! Fight! Fight! 000
Dims on Stims podcast @dims-on-stims.bsky.social · 17/09/2026What Christians don't fully grapple with is that, in a desert environment, alcohol consumption can lead to dehydration, and turning those hikers' water to wine may have constituted depraved indifference if not outright murder 000
Dims on Stims podcast @dims-on-stims.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Won't be long until this changes slightly to "we will NEVER be effective! we will NEVER be altruistic!" 000
Dims on Stims podcast @dims-on-stims.bsky.social · 14/09/2026A website promising "hidden bathroom cams" but it just plays the "Battleshits" scene from Harold & Kumar 000
Dims on Stims podcast @dims-on-stims.bsky.social · 13/09/2026No one can take away your dignity without your consent Likewise, no one can force you to find out what "dirty Pepsi" means if you don't go along with it 000
Dims on Stims podcast @dims-on-stims.bsky.social · 13/09/2026So what are the chances there's a guy in Kansas or wherever named Robert Allen "Bob Al" Mandab who's getting some very confusing texts and phone calls this week? 000
Dims on Stims podcast @dims-on-stims.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The Mean Girls "get in loser" thing but they're all dressed real goth-y and she's gesturing towards an open casket 000
Reposted by Dims on Stims podcastAwful Taste But Great Execution @awfulbutgreat.bsky.social · 12/09/2025 37111
Dims on Stims podcast @dims-on-stims.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The most unbelievable part of Minority Report is at the end when, confronted with the manifold errors and abuses in the system, Americans decide to stop it 000
Dims on Stims podcast @dims-on-stims.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Anthro- means people, so what's the word for a podling from The Dark Crystal? 100
Dims on Stims podcast @dims-on-stims.bsky.social · 09/09/2026During Prohibition, a lot of bootleggers got their booze from Canadian rowboats that crossed Lake Michigan. Kind of an unappreciated episode of history Anyway, I'm looking forward to paying cocaine prices for black-market Maple Leaf-labeled fresh produce that doesn't give you diarrhea 000
Dims on Stims podcast @dims-on-stims.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I don't know HOW much they paid Tyson not to knock this m.f.'s head clean off in the first round, but they should also have to pay every living human who now has to endure this 000
Reposted by Dims on Stims podcastRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Initially I was frustrated with the rise of self-checkout but I appreciated how stores passed the savings on to me rather than pocket the money, fire armies of workers & make me do a job I suck at. It’s also why I’m optimistic about AI! I have been kicked in the head by several horses. 654000787
Dims on Stims podcast @dims-on-stims.bsky.social · 07/09/2026It would be somewhat encouraging! if any one of the hundreds of Democratic politicians running for office this year were promising to prosecute, regulate, or increase the taxes on him and his businesses in light of this. Alas, no.... 000
Dims on Stims podcast @dims-on-stims.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I'm going to start a thread of musical takes so bad they get me canceled if not outright murdered 110
Dims on Stims podcast @dims-on-stims.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Since German extreme-right elections are in the news, a point I neglected to make when "something people outside your field would find surprising" was trending: There was no hyperinflation in Germany when the Nazis came to power. It happened 1919-1923 amd then disappeared entirely 000
Dims on Stims podcast @dims-on-stims.bsky.social · 07/09/2026It stands for Scalawag Morning Breakfast Cereal 000
Dims on Stims podcast @dims-on-stims.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Well, if you can't be taken seriously and thought to be ethical by hyper-optimizing videos for search and views metrics with a core audience of teenagers, how on earth can you? 000
Dims on Stims podcast @dims-on-stims.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Did Jim Henson ever design a clergyman character, and was Metallica ever approached to record a version called "Pastor of Muppets" for his theme song? 000
Reposted by Dims on Stims podcastThanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026OK I realize this one may not be that fun for most of you 2173
Dims on Stims podcast @dims-on-stims.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Man, I made such a faux pas at a fancy work dinner last night. The waiter asked everyone "red or white," but I'd never even _heard_ of Mountain Dew Code White 000
Dims on Stims podcast @dims-on-stims.bsky.social · 04/09/2026ACTUALLY guy voice: modals include "ought" in the form "ought not go" or "ought know better," but if you're using a full infinitive after it (I.e., if there's a "to" there), it's a s3mi-or quasi-modal 100
Dims on Stims podcast @dims-on-stims.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Making this appeal on social media is like bragging about your strict vegan diet at Chili's 000
