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Dimlan

@dimlan.bsky.social

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Exhausted from 21st Century life. Brain fried from all the TV watching. Lifelong New Yorker and support the sports teams, yes even the evil ones. Please don't implode this place and make me have to understand Mastodon

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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 35m

"a public and political revolt"

Sideshow Mel singing "It's already here"

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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 10h

"The Simpsons" kids on a desert island. Narrator: "And eventually they were rescued by... oh let's say Erick"

Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 14h

And Trump's ass is getting larger!

Leon from "Airplane!"

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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 18h

Only for emergencies

"Vampire in Brooklyn" movie poster

Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 22h

Chief Wiggum arresting Flanders: "Yeah, where's your orbssiah now? Ah."

Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Arsenio's best role as "man who loves cheese" didn't even come until 2006

Arsenio Hall on "Chappelle's Show" loves cheese

Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

"The Simpsons" garbage commissioner: "You're screwed. Thank you. Bye"

Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Ohh they did it again!

"Archie's Christmas Spectacular #1" cover also says it's "the official comic book of Christmas"

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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

"Arrested Development"s Carl Weathers: "Throw it in a pot, add a potato, baby you've got a goose crowder going"

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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

"The Simpsons" giant hand guy with an essay on his gand

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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"The Simpsons" clumsy French waiter: "This is an outrage! I am not a chonky Clouseau-esque AI model!"

Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Abe Simpson reading a condom wrapper: "Spud bro sex press. Boy, I'd like to live in one of those!"

Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"Arrested Development" George Michael Snoopy walk

Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Everyone is getting the day off except this one person who'll have to write a book report

Queens Public Library sends an email that they're closed for Columbus Day and twenty minutes later an email with heading "CORRECTION: Holiday closing for Italian Heritage Day and Indigenous Peoples Day"

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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Not gonna be prurient. Not. Gonna. Do it.

Dana Carvey as George Bush

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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Homer Simpson with a monkey with cymbals on his mind

Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Arm-wrestling meme with "Nebraska football," "Harry Potter" and "HBO's Lanterns"

Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Marge reading instructions: "She can herd sheep and perform CPR. Some call her Trump's machine gun, which she actually does... while jogging"

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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Fuuuuuuuuuuck off

Netflix's first three "today's top picks for you" are all Louis CK

Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

His Uncle is the MIT Professor!

"His father is the District Attorney!" from a promo for FOX drama "Skin" that annoyed viewers during MLB Playoffs

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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

There's nothing new under the Sun. "Flash Gordon" did the original Galactic Senate debating trade routes and "Mighty Mouse" did the original "eat my shorts." "Ruff and Ready" has been ruined by recent discoveries that the chicasaurus was pink and had feathers #PeakAthleticExcellence

A cartoon of championship bowlers looking like 50's sitcom dads

Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This is a spurious claim!

"Archie Jumbo Comic Magazine" calls itself "the official comic book of Christmas"

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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

RFK has been rejected too many times

Homer Simpson kissing Hans Moleman's forehead: "It's like kissing a peanut"

Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Kramer: "You're the Cockman!"

Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The Monarch from "Venture Bros"

Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Variety headline: "New name of Paramount-Warner Bros unveiled: Skydance"

"The Simpsons" juror: "No company called Skydance can be evil"

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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

How we'll be following the route of the Four Horsemen on social media

Bluesky trending: 1. Trump drives Beast to Oklahoma

Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Troy McClure: "If that's what they cut out,
what they leave in must be pure gold!"

Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Well it's a step up from Roku's Steroid Games

Roku PR:

ROKU TO SERVE AS THE NORTH AMERICAN STREAMING HOME FOR THE INAUGURAL ENHANCED GAMES

Streaming free on the Roku Sports Channel on May 24th 9pm EST/6pm PST, the first-ever event combines scientific innovation and approved use of performance enhancing substances with elite competition

Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Lenny from "The Simpsons": "She's bringing love! Don't let her get away!"

Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Homer Simpson on bee-watching duty: "No wonder Susie made me head Trump guy"

Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Trump glowering and stalking Hillary at a debate

Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"Letterkenny" skids

Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"It's NFL Sunday! Who's coming over?" "Everyone!"

Jason Kelce in "NFL Sunday ticket" commercial saying "everyone!"

Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Homer Simpson talking during movie: "Oh, this movie's too complicated.
Is Zone 14 the bad one?"

Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Smithers and Mr. Burns looking delighted: "Gold bar fight!"

Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Homer Simpson songwriting: "Kitten on board. Something, something, Burt Ward"

Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Don Mossi would thrive as a batter now

Don Mossi in Detroit uniform. He got big ears. Exceptionally big.

Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Awards presenter: "And now the winner of the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence."

Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Oh that would be unnerving

"Peanuts" by Charles Schulz

Charlie Brown wears a Snoopy mask to scare Snoopy. Snoopy returns in a Charlie Brown shirt and mask.

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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"The Simpsons" sea captain: "Darr, they'll be pointing for hours"

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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Only one half of Dumb and Dumber wore the suit

"Dumb and Dumber" orange and blue suits

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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"Baby Garfield #1" cover

Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Becky and Hitash in arm wrestling meme

Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Homer Simpson luring an animal with beef jerky: "Don't be shy"

Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

That's pretty funny. I don't recall ever seeing that.

CBS's "Good Sports" advertises airing after "Cheers" - on another network

Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Homer Simpson: "But, Marge, it works on any President.
President Reagan, President Bush..."

Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Chief Wiggum arresting Flanders: "Yeah, where's your maxxiah now?"

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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Homer Simpson doppelganger: "Might I trouble you for a TV Pool coverage?"

Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Things are crazy! Did everyone see the Vikings' QB record chart?

Bluesky Trending

1. NFL Week 2 Sunday games
2. Vikings' QB record chart mocked
3. Yom Kippur observance
4. Trump adds snipers, drones to arch plan
5. Nikole Hannah-Jones on school integration

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