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@dilfstede.bsky.social
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no.1 dilf lover. rhys darby call me

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robyn🤠 @dilfstede.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
stedekisser bravest person in the whole world btw rhys dorb told me himself
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stedekisser headquarters @stedebonnet.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
BACKROOMS (2026) dir. Kane Parsons
stede bonnet's cabin in our flag means deathstill ofmd but this time those little steps stede strutted down u won't believe this but still our flag means death. roach's kitchen so beautifultable where stede had nigel badminton over for a tea party :) uneventful
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robyn🤠 @dilfstede.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
so sad to see this. r u feeling better. do you want me to write you a poem
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robyn🤠 @dilfstede.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
i am actually back for an important reason. has anyone watched that rhys bear grylls tv thing. does he take his top off. does anyone have a link. thanks in advance
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robyn🤠 @dilfstede.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
you gotta get into limericks or something this woman is coming for your title
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robyn🤠 @dilfstede.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
already being attacked by my arch nemesis stede kisser when will my nightmare end
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Sullimvs Jinrinotes: Boston Terrier's Sleepy Gaze
ALT: Sullimvs Jinrinotes: Boston Terrier's Sleepy Gaze
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robyn🤠 @dilfstede.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
all it took was a weird ass poem written by the horniest bitch in sussex you all need to step up your game
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robyn🤠 @dilfstede.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
hello i missed u mamas
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Koiru Dog Smiling Happily
ALT: Koiru Dog Smiling Happily
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robyn🤠 @dilfstede.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
misread this and thought it said you lick my eyes
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xray_vex 🎃👻🧡💜💚🖤 @xrayvex.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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top image: Buttons from OFMD where he's talking to Ed who has just awoken from his coma. a screenshot from a tumblr anon post is superimposed over the image -- 
anonymous asked - Are you alive

bottom image: A groggy looking Ed Teach chained to the Revenge; the answer part of the tumblr anon post is superimposed over the image -- "Don't ask me no personal shit like this"
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robyn🤠 @dilfstede.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
honoured my legacy continues despite my absence
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stedekisser headquarters @stedebonnet.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
canonically bunny stede
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robyn🤠 @dilfstede.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
why does he actually look like a paper cutout in this photo
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robyn🤠 @dilfstede.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
i cant believe you’re only 2 years old. this makes some of our conversations incredibly inappropriate
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
the European mission to Greenland was fourth in the BBC news running order this morning, which feels a bit like doing a light "and finally..." item about the archduke's motorcade taking a wrong turn in Sarajevo
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robyn🤠 @dilfstede.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
happy birthday!!!! i hope there’s something mysteriously rhys shaped under the birthday tree
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robyn🤠 @dilfstede.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
how do i make my bluesky more interesting why am i just seeing knitting content all the time noah fence to knitters everywhere
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
"if you go home with somebody, and they don't have tureens, don't fuck them." —stede bonnet, probably
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Ally 🗡️🧄🍜 it's a safe space ship @edbbteach.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
saw this thing on insta and had to gentlebeardify it (if nothing i make myself giggle lol)
An ofmd meme of a door sign that says:

"🚫 DO NOT SOLICIT ANY RELIGIONS TO MY DOOR!

I ALREADY WORSHIP MY WIFE

(a picture of ed after biting the toast in s2 ep7)

SEPTEMBER 26, 1717 - FIRST KISS

MARCH 12, 1718 - FIRST PHYSICAL EXPRESSION OF OUR LOVE

SEPTEMBER 27, 1717 - MY MOMENT OF WEAKNESS
I LEFT MY DARLING AT THE DOCKS FOR MY EX WIFE BUT THEN I REABANDONED HER, WE ARE FINE

MYWIFEISMYGOD.COM"
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𝚛 𝚘 𝚡 𝚒 🦄 ❤️ 🏴‍☠️ @roximonoxide.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
same energy
a glowing Mr. Burns trips balls as the "I BRING YOU LOVE" alien from season 08 episode 10, "The Springfield Files"Edward Teach in a fuschia velvet robe fucking trying to bring peace and love to this shithole for fuck sake, OFMD season 1 episode 9
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robyn🤠 @dilfstede.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
i dont even watch 911 anymore !! i did watch hr and i liked it fine but it did nothing for the worms in my brain sadly. i like the old men from band of brothers now but no fandom on twt:(
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robyn🤠 @dilfstede.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I LOVE UUUU
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robyn🤠 @dilfstede.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
im in if rhys is but i do charge £100000 in royalties (can be exchanged for 1 dick down)
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robyn🤠 @dilfstede.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
the people yearn for rhysiana
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robyn🤠 @dilfstede.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
HOW IS THERE STILL NOT A GROUP CHAT FUNCTION HEREEEE
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robyn🤠 @dilfstede.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
missed u sk mummy🥰🥰🥰i deleted twitter 4eva im here now xx
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stedekisser headquarters @stedebonnet.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
"one dilf helped you get through it all" but it's a screenshot of rhys darby on richard osman's house of games <3 happy new year rhyskissers we survived 2025
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robyn🤠 @dilfstede.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
welcome back princess diana
rhys darby in a rugby uniformprincess diana in a gym uniform
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robyn🤠 @dilfstede.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
guys why would my friend ask me this. she’s never even watched the show what the hell are you all doing at the karaoke sessions
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robyn🤠 @dilfstede.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
hate that ur so talented that it makes me want to watch this godforsaken show
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stedekisser headquarters @stedebonnet.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
my crush on the hound is not fading so now ed and stede have to watch game of thrones them's the rules
my silly little painting of stede in his golden robe resting his head on ed, who has his arm around stede and is wearing his teal robe. they both cuddle on their sofa edited into an our flag means death bts picture of the captain's quarters watching game of thrones on their ye olde gold tv. stede's imagining ed as the hound surrounded by red hearts. ed is imagining stede as jaime lannister surrounded by pink hearts. stede says "doesn't hodor look like wee john?" while ed is saying "bro that dragon's gonna eat frenchie" (joel fry and kristian nairn are both in got) (so it's hilarious) stedekisser is written in the corner because that is me hi i did this
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Adopt Our Crew | #AdoptOurCrew @adoptourcrew.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
David on "you wear fine things well": Well I think the hesitancy to me is the sexiest thing. And then the thing I really loved, it’s one of those scenes I wrote, most of the time I write something and it’s like 🥴 and sometimes you write something that is perfect. It was really easy. #ofmd #tnuc
Question: “You wear fine things well” both in Season 1 and Season 2, there’s some discourse online about it being an absolutely perfect example of queer seduction with the hesitancy and the giving the space to back off, and “I do but I’m not sure if you want to”, etc. etc. David, did you have that in mind consciously when you were writing it and Con did you feel any connection with that sort of hesitancy, giving people space?

David: Well I think the hesitancy to me is the sexiest thing. And then the thing I loved about…I really loved, it’s one of those scenes that I wrote, most of the time I write something and it’s like 🥴 and sometimes you write something that is perfect. It was really easy. 

But the thing that in performance that I love about it is that Stede’s driving. And it’s such a like - it’s bold for him! He touches his body and takes the scarf. He takes it, stretches it out, and then tucks it in his pocket. And then to watch Taika’s reaction to it - Blackbeard’s reaction to it - kind of be like oh. I just love that scene.

Con: I don’t think Blackbeard’s had romance before, certainly not with “steak and a fuck” Izzy. Izzy’s idea of romance is “do I unbuckle my belt or just pull them down”?
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robyn🤠 @dilfstede.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
need that thang in me (rhysie tongue)
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robyn🤠 @dilfstede.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
omg heeeeiiiiii how u been x
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robyn🤠 @dilfstede.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
terrible tv show. dont check it out
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robyn🤠 @dilfstede.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
nicki i feel like a dog that you’re giving a nice last day to before you put it down
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robyn🤠 @dilfstede.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
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robyn🤠 @dilfstede.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
this is like the dark ages only worse
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robyn🤠 @dilfstede.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
god i forgot how sexy my icon is on here. rhys if you bring back the undercut i will personally fund ofmd season 3
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robyn🤠 @dilfstede.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
wait can i pin things on here
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robyn🤠 @dilfstede.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
welcome back princess diana (dilfstedebonnet on bluesky)
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robyn🤠 @dilfstede.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
oh my god i havent been here in 7 months and theres still no group chat function who the fuck is in charge here
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robyn🤠 @dilfstede.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
ofmd fandom rehashing the same drama over and over again because we havent had new content in 2 years a girl cannot be surprised unfortunately
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robyn🤠 @dilfstede.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
guys is our flag means death still cancelled
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robyn🤠 @dilfstede.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
something about this jacket and hair combo is doing it for me
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robyn🤠 @dilfstede.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
do you just periodically tweet stede kissers biggest hits from twitter on here
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robyn🤠 @dilfstede.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
girl how big was it
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