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Where sarcasm meets Football in a delightful digital duet. Newcastle United | Chicago Bears | Wales

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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Got a point though. VFX quality has been in decline for over a decade across the board.
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
But, I still stand by what I say as an overall assessment.
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
BARNES 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 GOOD 👏 ENOUGH 👏 #NUFC
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
International break Donnarumma concedes that.
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Sunderland Ass. Sounds about right.
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
The commentary on this Wales game is fucken atrocious. Both of them. Terrible.
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Let his loan expire…
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
What’s your thoughts on Rome’s dad suggesting he seeks a trade after the Bengals game? Lee, Wales, UK
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I’m hearing from a lad at the game that they’ve actually changed the ref at half time…
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Woltemade?
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I think he will be fine come the 10th…
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Thanks mate. Appreciate the reply. Enjoy the game.
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
What’s the score with Hall George?
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Marco Boogers
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
1-0 loss incoming
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
They’re not real fans
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
What a prick.
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Whoever voted against banning the tush push needs their fucken head checked. #NFL
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Viagogo owns StubHub. Ticketmaster owns Ticketweb which rivals StubHub in the secondary ticket market.
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Tonight’s optimism. #NUFC
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Quelle était la blessure? Est-ce grave ?
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Can’t dribble Can’t beat the first man on set pieces Passings atrocious Can’t track back and defend effectively A blind sniper finishes better Makes Arsenal think they play with 10 men when he starts… That 36 seconds was the anomaly.
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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
"You've let me down, you've let the squadron down... and worst of of all you've let yourself down."
Russian MoD video with a partially deflated decoy aircraft in the background. Like a dog receiving a bollocking its tail is tucked away out of sight and its nose is down.
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
There’s more wrong with the team at the moment than there is right.
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Crazy. RIP Ricky lad.
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Right. Here’s the winning lineup pals.
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Just after half hour.
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
JJ full… great news!
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Ironic really because the plot of the love is Ariel taking down the right wing elite within the rebuilt Nakatomi Plaza.
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
But the Little Mermaid 6: Mermaid Harder was almost Oscar worthy.
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Head coach was told to call him up so Liverpool have an opportunity to start pumping their PR narrative through channels we don’t have available to us.
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Return of Jafar was a masterpiece. I won’t have you talk ill of it.
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Happy Week One Sunday everybody! We fucken made it! #NFL
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Monangai is going to be a dawg against the vikes. I can feel it.
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
He’s probably hiding the fact that commercials were agreed before the purchase and they just went with it. So he’s probably not wrong in what he’s saying but it doesn’t exactly mean that they wouldn’t have had the decision not already been made.
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
They are… The second Keegan term Newcastle though…
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
I hope you also use TopCashback to get a couple quid more each time.
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
It’s because whoever they play on the wings don’t track back enough to offer support.
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
'Full Circuit' Starring Tom Hiddleston, Ben Whishaw and Lauren Socha A burnt-out architect takes a random day off to escape reality where he ends up on a day trip on the DLR, but is mistaken for a thief. His peaceful escape becomes a high-speed chase as he works to clear his name and foil a heist.
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Missed the s
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
It’ll be fine. Woltemade will be up to speed by then.
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Or both…
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Exactly. Marketing strategies/campaigns are planned months in advance - this would have been signed off before any of the drama unfolded.
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
iPhones have built in VPNs. Just get one. That’s what I’ve hear anyway…
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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
I wonder what Fabrizio Romano’s commission from Liverpool will be now that it’s done? #NUFC
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