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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

BARNES 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 GOOD 👏 ENOUGH 👏 #NUFC

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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

The commentary on this Wales game is fucken atrocious. Both of them. Terrible.

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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Whoever voted against banning the tush push needs their fucken head checked. #NFL

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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Can’t dribble Can’t beat the first man on set pieces Passings atrocious Can’t track back and defend effectively A blind sniper finishes better Makes Arsenal think they play with 10 men when he starts… That 36 seconds was the anomaly.

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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

"You've let me down, you've let the squadron down... and worst of of all you've let yourself down."

Russian MoD video with a partially deflated decoy aircraft in the background. Like a dog receiving a bollocking its tail is tucked away out of sight and its nose is down.

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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Right. Here’s the winning lineup pals.

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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

'Full Circuit' Starring Tom Hiddleston, Ben Whishaw and Lauren Socha A burnt-out architect takes a random day off to escape reality where he ends up on a day trip on the DLR, but is mistaken for a thief. His peaceful escape becomes a high-speed chase as he works to clear his name and foil a heist.

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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

I wonder what Fabrizio Romano’s commission from Liverpool will be now that it’s done? #NUFC

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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Fucken state on Sky Sports News on this 2 minute countdown… Jesus wept

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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

For the fee and the statement, I’m not welcoming that Wissa approach. #NUFC

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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

Breakfast of Champions Bill Hader, Aubrey Plaza and Patton Oswalt A hotel employee, Frank, helps a woman named Clara attempt to break the Guinness World Record for the most bacon eaten in one sitting, all while fending off a rival competitive eater.

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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

I’ve just watched a 6 minute YouTube video of Woltemade playing football and I’m now convinced that he’s the best player to ever grace the green, grassy dance floor. #NUFC

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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

He’s here… and he’s beautiful. #NUFC

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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

Todays three things that annoy me: 1) People who say ‘Finna’ 2) People who make lists 4) People who can’t count

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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Superb 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Shall we tell Liverpool that Isak is susceptible to a groin pull every now and then?

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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

We’re winning it again lads. #NUFC

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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

Catch me if you scan Former con man Frank Abagnale, now with the FBI, teams up with his former pursuer, Carl Hanratty, to catch a low-level grifter. The new con artist, who uses an Aldi uniform to expose corporate fraud, forces Frank to confront the morals of his past while admiring the new culprit

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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

I am absolutely raging with Gordon. He’s shown rediscovered form this season and he goes and does that. He’s got some major making up to do. #NUFC

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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

It’s actually not mate. The similarities between the two are far closer than you think. But it’s okay, not everyone is ready to talk about it yet.

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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

Pep does the same and has done for years.

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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

West Ham vs Chelsea 1) West Ham are already down. 2) Paqueta and Bowen needs to leave them immediately. 2) Chelsea are dark horses for the league.

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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Bournemouth vs Wolves 1) Wolves are in trouble. 2) Bournemouth losing their entire backline this summer will be the catalyst to their decline. 3) Strand-Larsen needs to go to a better club. He’s much too good for Wolves.

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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Brentford vs Villa 1) Brentford will stay up, I’ve said this all summer. 2) Villa are slowly losing their identity - Emery needs to be careful. 3) That Villa kit is class though.

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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Burnley vs Sunderland 1) Sunderland will go down. 2) Burnley will stay up. 3) Josh Cullen is a fantastic footballer, it’s a shame he’s 29 and not 22.

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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

3 takeaways from Arsenal vs Leeds 1) Arsenal really need to review their training and conditioning activities to prevent so many injuries - happened for years. 2) Gyokores scored a great first goal but I’m not convinced overall. 3) Witnessed the real Leeds yesterday. Farke will be gone by November.

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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

3 takeaways from Man City vs Spurs 1) Brennan Johnson is key for Spurs. 2) Frank is a good manager. 3) Yes, Trafford messed up but he stopped the error by making contact with the ball, there were 5 City defenders behind him when the shot was taken - defenders need to shoulder the blame a bit more.

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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

I’ve not gotten into many bands in the last 10 years but these guys were an exception. If it wasn’t for the music, lyrics and the sense that everything is going to be okay, I’d probably be in a different situation today. If you’ve never delved into them, I strongly recommend it. They’re superb

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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Not a bad start. James not playing but Barry should get me a point or two.

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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

The Long Run Seth Rogan, Jonah Hill Facing an unbearable family wedding, a man invents an excuse to run a marathon. What begins as a convenient lie turns into a hilarious, year-long journey that not only gets him out of the event but transforms his life in the process.

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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

The Digital Divide Edward Norton, Noah Jupe When his own son is corrupted by an online cult, a cybersecurity expert realises his security program for children is flawed. Now he must race to take down his own system and save his son before the very technology he created is used to exploit millions.

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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

One of the greatest intros and logo in cinematic history. But, I’ve got an idea for his cremation… hear me out…

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a man is walking through a gun barrel .

ALT: a man is walking through a gun barrel .

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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

The Long Game Starring Bryan Cranston & Jeff Daniels An old man meticulously gets revenge on his high school bullies by quietly dismantling their lives through hacking and other dark arts. But, will the satisfaction he has sought for decades be the cathartic relief he expected?

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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

Ashes to Ashes Starring Steve Carell and Leslie Mann A man accidentally loses his mother-in-law's ashes and makes a frantic swap for his cat's. With his lie threatening to unravel under a suspicious family member's gaze, he goes on a chaotic journey to find the real ashes and save his marriage.

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Newcastle United @newcastleunited.com · 17/08/2025

Welcome to Newcastle, Jacob! 😍 We have completed the signing of attacking midfielder Jacob Ramsey from Aston Villa for an undisclosed fee.

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Newcastle United @newcastleunited.com · 17/08/2025

Jacob Ramsey is a Mag! 🙌

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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Since when was Kyle Walker-Peters 28 years old?

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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

50 First States From the creators of Road Trip. A teen's cross-country road trip is an absurd mission to "conquer" all fifty states. His frantic quest leads to hilarious mishaps, but he meets a girl who forces him to choose between his impossible goal and a chance at real romance.

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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Allowing Liverpool to breakaway from the Premier League to join a Super League is starting to sound like a good idea...

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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

The Hack of the Century A data entry clerk who fantasises about being a master hacker accidentally downloads a top-secret file. Now on the run from the FBI and real criminals, he must use a series of hilarious blunders and chaotic mishaps to accidentally expose the real culprits and clear his name.

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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

The Golden Nugget A daydreaming accountant's idealised crush on his colleague is shattered by a huge toilet blockage she's responsible for. His initial disgust turns to bizarre admiration, launching a messy and hilarious courtship where they find a genuine connection in their shared imperfections.

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Dijon @dijond.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

This is not just a video. This is THE video. #NUFC

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Memecastle United FC @memecastleunited.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

🚨🚨💣EXCLUSIVE: Fabrizio Romano to Liverpool, HERE WE GO! Liverpool verbally agree to deal in Principle with Romano for package including numerous posts designed to unsettle a number of players. Medical and signing on fees already agreed before the summer window, as reported.

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