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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If you sit in a vintage Lincoln and eat a bagel, would that be a Continental breakfast? #puns #dadjokes

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Binx would like to remind everyone that October is Black Cat Appreciation Month. #blackcat #catdadlife

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Due to inflation and tariffs, dirty deeds will no longer be done dirt cheap.

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

A thousand years from now, some archaeologist with no knowledge of 21st-century English is going to confuse “dad bod” and “father figure”.

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If the police pick up a heart doctor, would that be cardiac arrest? #puns #dadjokes

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Wanna know how to instantly get a song stuck in any Millennial’s head? Ask them to spell “bananas”.

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Welcome to fall, everyone. (And for everyone in the southern hemisphere, welcome to spring.)

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Google renamed the Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario in their map app because Sergey Brin is in the Epstein files. Carry on.

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

My friend Joe recently tried the Dolly Parton diet, and it seemed to work. It made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean… (Rest in peace, Dolly.) #puns #dadjokes

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I don’t remember this gargoyle coming with the dresser… #blackcat #catdadlife

A black cat sitting on the corner of a dresser.

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Twice in a row, we’ve lost the wrong 80-year-old. RIP Dolly Parton and Tim Curry.

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Some people are worried about smart TVs being used for surveillance. It’s the vacuum cleaner you have to worry about, it’s been collecting dirt on you for years! #puns #dadjokes

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Germans often keep a supply of sausages and cheese on hand in case of a disaster. It’s a Wurst Käse scenario. #puns #dadjokes

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

The current regime is actively taking steps to ensure that anyone who isn’t rich, male, white, straight, cis, Protestant, and normally-abled won’t survive. And the “opposition” is standing around with their thumbs up their asses.

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Four years ago, my husband and I visited our former volunteer job at Karma Cat Rescue Society in Milltown, NJ and came home with this furball. Happy gotcha day, Aloy! #tabbycat #rescue

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

A recent study has shown that rubbing ketchup in one’s eyes can cure nearsightedness. After all, Heinz sight is 20/20. #puns #dadjokes

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Plastic surgery used to be a taboo subject. Nowadays, if you mention Botox, nobody raises an eyebrow. #puns #dadjokes

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Wars only do two things: 1) They cause the death of innocent civilians. 2) They allow defense contractors, who are already undeservedly rich, to profiteer off of the death of said civilians. #pacifist

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

As a #catdad, I am obligated to call out all big stretches and big yawns.

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

So apparently, Taylor Farms lettuce is contaminated. And I very nearly bought some Taylor Farms bagged salad today!

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Rigatoni, chicken sausage, and roasted peppers in vodka sauce. Anyone want a plate? #italianfood #letseat

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

My elderly neighbor hates her stair lift. It drives her up the wall! #puns #dadjokes

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Also, happy Canada Day to all my north-of-the-border family and friends. 🇨🇦

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Standing 5’4”, Louis XIV was the original short king.

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

This is Bruin, the office dog at my job. He stops by my desk every morning for a treat and a little scratch behind the ears.

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

A strike at the US Mint would make no cents at all. #puns #dadjokes

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

I just noticed that “wonton” spelled backwards is “not now”, and now I can’t unsee it!

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Watching the news would be far more entertaining if every time they lied, the anchor’s pants actually caught fire. Fox News’ studios would go up like tinder.

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Aloy would like to wish everyone a happy National #TabbyCat Day.

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Nowhere on either side of any piece of US paper currency will you find a dollar sign. And now you can’t unsee it.

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For the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

It is every cat’s sacred duty to be as annoying as possible while being completely endearing at the same time.

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

“Come! Let us feast!” hits completely different than “Dinner’s ready!”

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

A friend of mind is an actor, and he just landed a part as Satan’s lawyer in an upcoming production. He’s playing devil’s advocate. #puns #dadjokes

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Happy #Easter, everybody. Also happy birthday to my niece Damiana, who has now completed her 20th orbit of the Sun.

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

If a veterinarian treats a duck, they’re practicing… …quack medicine. #puns #dadjokes

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

“Money, so they say, is the root of all evil today.” -Pink Floyd

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

A friendly reminder that the whole red v. blue/GOP v. Dem/conservative v. liberal thing is a ruse to cover up what’s really going on in this country: the billionaire class own the entire government, and they’re actively screwing over the workers.

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Carpentry is the art of building things out of wood, and a carpenter is someone who practices said art. Why, then, do we not have a verb “carpent” meaning to build something out of wood?

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Gotta love when your cat snuggles up to you in bed and purrs contentedly. #catdadlife

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

The best breakfast burritos in the Somerset/Hunterdon County area can be had at Salt & Pepper Grill on Route 22 in Whitehouse. Which is where I found this sign hanging on the wall.

HANGRY: a state of anger, annoyance and hostility caused by lack of food, hunger can cause a negative change in emotional state and can only be cured by eating.

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

I swear, my cats would totally speak English to me if they could: Aloy (enters the room, looks at me): *meow* Me: Are you hungry? Aloy: *meow* #catdadlife #hungrykitty

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Ah, one of the joys of owning multiple cats. Simultaneous zoomies, AKA kitty parkour. #catdadlife

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Did you hear about the guy that got hit over the head with a coffee cup and had his wallet stolen? He got mugged. #puns #dadjokes

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

“Rubber baby buggy bumpers” Ambiguous phrase! Are the bumpers made of rubber, or is the baby?

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Symmetrical all-wheel drive is definitely a Good Thing (TM) when your car is half-buried in the snow. #subaru

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

A disconnect between money and power would be the ultimate boon to humanity.

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